Karolina Kurkova Bare Bottom, Kelly Brook Big Bosom, and Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures Signal a Strong Week of Sextastic Ahead

Maybe it's just being in the heart of summer, maybe it's winning some cash on Germany taking the World Cup, but I'm feeling very optimistic for this coming week in the particular area of sextastic celebrity. Just look what happened over the weekend and you'll see the basis for my optimism. Karolina Kurkova had her skirt blown up in Italy and she was either wearing a G-string or nothing at all, Kelly Brook smooshed her boobs up so fluffy there's no way any guys got any real work in at her gym, and Jessica Alba decided it was time for a bikini vacation down Mexico way and, well, you'll see much more of that a little later today.

I'm a glass is half full kind of guy. With so many hot women showing so much skin these days, if you're glass is half-empty, you're just not opening your eyes wide enough to the wonderful wide world of ridiculously alluring women. Make this your best week of ogling ever. You're extremities will thank you later. Enjoy the week ahead.