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Just Your Yearly Reminder Of What The Jenndashians Looked Like Before Plastic Surgery

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Sam Robeson - November 12, 2018

 

As our perception of reality gets consistently #MeToo-ed by fake ass celebs who, ironically, appear on reality television, I thought it would be beneficial to our souls to have a periodic check-in as to what these people actually looked like before plastic surgery. You remember the wizarding world of Bella Hadid's witch face. Now it's time for the Jenndashians.

The compilation of vintage Jenndashian pics above is from the old "you're not ugly, you're just poor" meme that you've probably seen a thousand times. Except for, the Jenndashians were ugly. Besides, oddly, Kourtney. What a cruel twist of fate that she'd become the least popular. Wicked stepsisters jealous that she didn't have to get pounded out into shape like a lump of clay by a Tijuana plastic surgeon with a sense of adventure.

We recently touched on the fact that Kylie used to look like she'd require the answers to three riddles before allowing you to cross a bridge. But I didn't realize how fucked up Kendall's face used to be. Beast still looks like Fiona from Shrek after a tanning bed incident. And Kim. Who did Kim look like. Oh ya. Anyway, see you in a year.

LOOK INTO THEIR EYES. REMEMBER.

Photo Credit: Twitter / Instagram 

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