Julianne Hough in Super Duper Fine Ass Shape

Julianna Hough really is an overlooked sextastic celebrity. Maybe it's because of that virginal thing or her modest low key approach or how we all had to try not to think about her really really hard while she dated Ryan Seacrest. The horror factor was too high. But she really is quite the looker with one stupendous female form that ought not be overlooked, just looked.

Featured in the new edition of Shape magazine, Julianne shows exactly why innocent blonde girls with naughty thoughts really are the hottest thing out there. Even if she didn't have naughty thoughts of her own, I'd certainly be glad to lend her ten or ten thousand from my vault. It overfloweth with prurient fantasies, several of which involve me explaining to Julianne's parents back in Utah why she can no longer hold the Scepter of Morpheus at her wedding. Can I run faster than a shotgun? Only time will tell. I'm not really in as good a shape as Julianne. Such a doll. Enjoy.