Jessica Moor’s Fit Little Bikini Body

It takes a mature woman to know to bring eye protection for both her head and her boobs. No one wants to deal with sunburned nips, that I can tell you from experience. Well, no one aside from masochists, but they are in a whole other league. If you have twenty minutes to kill you should look it up sometime, just be sure to have an empty stomach and be away from your work computer.

If Jessica Moore spends any longer under the Sun then pretty soon her washboard abs are going to turn into a skillet fit enough to fry some eggs. If it can happen on a manhole cover, I see no reason why it could not happen here. But then again the only reason I passed my science classes was because I offered to sleep with my teachers. They cringed and said, "Please no. If I pass you will you stop?" I unhappily agreed, and the rest is history.

How different could washboard abs be from manhole covers anyway? Both are solid. I am not allowed to play with either. And for all I know Jessica has some metal implanted beneath her skin as well.

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