I Had No Idea Olivia Wilde Would Be Even Hotter On A Paddleboard

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aldo-vallon - November 22, 2017

 If I was given state of the art technology and an unlimited amount of time, I still do not think that I could produce a face more perfect than what Olivia Wilde has going on. Her cheekbones are more chiseled than if Michelangelo had created them himself. The only way I could get my cheeks to look anything close to that would be to suck them in while making a fish face and then have Mike Tyson give me an uppercut. I am not certain that it would be worth it, but, like I said, it would be the closest I could get.

I never saw the draw in going out onto the water on a paddle board. It seems like a lot of work for something that is supposed to be a recreational activity. We have had the kayak for years, why must people insist upon reinventing the wheel? 

Personally, I think we hit perfection with the invention of the motorboat. Anything that allows me to sit on my butt while progress is being made is a friend of mine. Any invention that comes after that one is just competing for second.

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