Nadine Velazquez Showing Off Her Puppies!

Over the years, I have been privy or exposed to countless puns about breasts. It was just the nature of this kind of thing and over the years, I have found it ridiculously cringeworthy!

Not because I find it some misogynistic attack in objectifying women, or whatever the activists are fighting at the time. Not because it is degrading in any way, but because it's embarrassing.

Yet today, I executed one of my first breast puns. I feel slimy, I feel shame, I feel happy that she's holding her puppy while showing her puppies...ugh...I did it again...I am just glad she's not carrying melons!