Hitler Apparently Had A Micro-Wiener

I'm a big history buff and I am particularly a fan of World War II history. That war was bonkers. It's like everyone on Earth went insane for a few years. The most fascinating figure is, of course, evil bastard Adolf Hitler. Generations of scholars have tried to figure out what drove this guy to be such a wackjob. It's almost as if he was trying to compensate for something. It seems that is exactly what the problem was. Hitler's genitals were, according to new research, really messed up. He only had one descended testicle, which would have been OK except that he also suffered from a rare condition that made me cross my legs when I read about it,

"Hitler himself is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality: an undescended testicle and a rare condition called penile hypospadias in which the urethra opens on the underside of the penis or, in some cases, on the perineum."

This condition happens to people with micropenis, an abnormality where you have...well...a micropenis. He had so much trouble performing that he used to get shots of bull testosterone so he could have sex with Eva Braun. Doesn't this kind of explain everything? All of WWII happened because old Adolf had a tiny misshapen wienis. It makes you wonder what other world leaders have going on in their pants and how it relates to their behavior. I bet Donald Trump's penis looks like a lumpy cauliflower.