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Teen Hamlin Sisters On the Make

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Lex Jurgen - May 3, 2017

Not every parent is willing to send their teen girls out braless into the world to be home school hires for Uncle Terry fantasy shoots. Lisa Rinna takes a paycheck for discussing how her adult pee pads makes her feel sexy. She's not going to hesitate to live a little through her girls. Harry Hamlin will put up a pretend fight for five minutes then return to waxing his legs in the mirror. Every family works differently.

Amelia Gray Hamlin and Delilah Belle Hamlin. They're starting out with soft-core porn names. Instant leg up. One of their daughters is eighteen, the other is fifteen. You can figure out which is which on your own and feel horribly guilty later, you sick bastard. Mom added makeup and took away their undergarments and sent them off to the Nylon magazine Young Hollywood party. That event name sounds horrible, though Hot Pedo Party was already taken by everybody who wants to make any kind of money online.

Selling your young daughters' sexuality is nothing new. In Tijuana, it's the anchor industry. Though it used to be the sole purview of poor and strung out people with few options. In Hollywood it's the go-to choice for people with tons of options. Will your daughters be allowed panties when marching against Trump? Quick, take a shot of my fifteen year old's wardrobe malfunction. Nobody can say STEM for girls anymore with a straight face.

 

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