bill-swift - June 10, 2014
How to Train Your Sideboob. I'd watch that movie once or a thousand times. But here comes previously lightly known Greer Grammer, daughter of Kelsey Grammer, and on one of those MTV shows I can't bring myself to watch. Naturally, I will turn my attention to hot girls with sideboob no matter the trouble, even the How to Train Your Dragon 2 L.A. premiere where Greer had her big coming out party, going a little risque for the otherwise family friendly event. Though I would note that there's nothing more family friendly than sideboob.
There's always a special thrill when next-gen celebrities get into the sextastic game with a nearly full commitment. Today, Greer Grammer, you have arrived at the doorstep of Egotastic! Push the doorbell and don't be surprised if the front door mat drops you into a chute that leads to my basement bungalow. Bungalow sounds so much nicer than survivalist bunker. We will be very happy together. Enjoy.