Grand Theft Auto V’s Dirty Dozen: Twelve New Screens of Scuba Diving, Piloting, Crime-ing and… a Guy in a Monkey Mask With a Bazooka

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chris-littlechild - May 15, 2013

How does an impending ball-busting video game juggernaut of Grand Theft Auto V's caliber keep our attention during the long haul to release? We can't all hibernate until September, after all. Taking off in the neighbors' Winnebago -without permission and/or I.O.U, of course- to engage in an actiontacular tale of intrigue of our own and so assuage our Grand Theft Auto cravings is largely out of the question as well.

As such, we've got to rely on Rockstar's intermittent advert-o-offerings; despite the fact that their wanton teasing of late has been matched only by Katy Perry and her insistence on never removing her top in public. However much we offer her (our ‘Katy Mam Fund' is up to $7.50, a tube of hemorrhoid cream and our earthly souls thus far). In the wake of the recent trailer, they've now deigned to provide something else: the sextastic screenshot salvo in the gallery. Take a look.

Source of images: Rockstar, via techland.

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