aldo-vallon - May 2, 2018
Goodness gracious, how time does fly. It feels like only yesterday that Jesy Nelson and the rest of Little Mix were shaking what their mommas gave them on the stage of The X Factor, and now it is nearly eight years on and they are still shaking every part on stages all over the world. What is most impressive of all is that I cannot even name a single song that they have produced. If that is not the mark of our current celebrity climate then I do not know what is.
Hopefully Jesy will not be doing too much shaking in that little bra, I am not sure that I would put much trust in the tensile strength of those straps. Or it might be better for business if she did overestimate their durability, so what the hell, go right ahead. Just for kicks she should feel free to work a trampoline into the routine. It is all about giving the fans what they want, right?
Come to think of it, I have never been to a concert that involved a wardrobe malfunction. That is probably for the best since most of the bands I see are all dudes. Still, it seems like it would be a good story to tell.
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