bill-swift - June 15, 2013
People have seen Jesus on toast, grease stains, and pretty much everything except a dog's ass...not until today. Jesus' latest manifestation is on the ass of a pug. Yes. The face of King of Kings' face is made up by the dog's actual asshole. How the canine managed to have an anus that looks like a bearded 1st century C.E. Jewish man is genetic, I guess. Maybe his litter mates had assholes that looked like Buddha, Zoroaster, or L. Ron Hubbard. The hair around the pugs ass appears to be Jesus' robed body with outstretched arms. OK, so maybe it's a touch blasphemous and juvenile to say that the man worshiped by 1.5 billion people as God. But then again, maybe it's not so bad.
We seek faith in unlikely places. We see it in a sunset, the smile of a child, or a red velvet cupcake from that really good cupcake place that's way better than Magnolia Bakery. Why not in the ass of a pug? Didn't God make the pug? Is it so hard to believe that if there is a God who interacts in human history that he would place his only living son on the dog's ass? There is nothing inherently wrong with a dog's ass. It's just a part of a cute little animal that's necessary for its survival. I'm not saying it is Jesus, but if praying into a dog's anus gives you peace, then go ahead and praise the butt.
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