aldo-vallon - September 13, 2018
Georgina Rodriguez is famously dating Cristiano Ronaldo. No homo, but I am not sure which one of them I am more jealous of. Sure, Georgina is beautiful, but objectively so is Ronaldo, and that soccer stud is worth 400 million dollars.
Now, I do not want to brag too much, but my own net worth is quite attractive to the fairer sex as well. I have no troubles picking women up on the street. Once they realize I have the cash on hand they become quite agreeable. Even being the man of means that I am, I still think I could benefit from adding a couple of hundred million dollars to my name, or maybe even a girlfriend who is a model. But with the way the standards of modeling are degrading, one of my potential love interests might have a shot.
Georgina gave birth to Cristiano’s child last year. Given the child’s genetics it is easily in the running for most beautiful human in the world. It is going to have some stiff competition from Tom Brady and Giselle’s offspring, but its chances are good. It just needs to avoid any chemical waste sites. It might sound like a place where you can get superpowers, but it will actually only give you cancer.
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