Farrah Abraham’s Incredible Curves In Bikini Fitness Photo Shoot

Farrah Abraham is showing herself to be a true daredevil by the way she not only sits at the bow of a boat, but is also willing to fearlessly pull out her phone for a selfie. I have no stats to back this up, but I am fairly certain that the bow is the most dangerous area of a boat. It used to be down with the coal shovelers, but that job hasn’t existed for a couple years at least (I don’t know, I’m not much of a seaman). Riding in the front of a boat is basically like hood surfing on your drunk friend’s car while he goes driving through a cornfield, so it obviously has all the dangers of that activity as well.

I bet the future treasure hunters are going to be searching the sea bottom for lost phones. Eventually there will be an invention that can undo the damage of water to electronics (I read about it in a comic) and by then all of those phones will be considered vintage items. Thanks to the irresponsible there is a fortune down there just waiting to be drudged up.

[See Her Picking A Wedgie Out Her Big Round Ass Right Here]

Photo Credit: MEGA / Backgrid USA