Ela Rose Is Water Incarnate

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Lex Jurgen - November 26, 2014

This never ending water company chorus line is still your best shot to move from Carl's Jr. cute fry girl to hey, I have 45,000 men who masturbate to me on Twitter, let me work your car show status. If you get that shot, why not let your tits fall into frame. It's like Kaepernick or Wilson feeling the rush. Fuck what the coaches told you about patience in the pocket, run, Forrest, run. Don't slink back to Sweden thinking you could've been David Spade's future girlfriend if only you had peeled back your top as the camera rolled. Regret will eat you up inside just as fast as lutefisk and vodka.

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