bill-swift - November 5, 2013
Eiza Gonzalez may best be known for being the woman Liam Hemsworth jumped to when he and Miley Cyrus broke off their engagement. But she ought be known in her own right, if not for her musical career south of the border, then for her ridiculously hot good looks, on display in GQ Mexico this month.
Now, who knows how relationships truly end or why or who was at fault, I like to merely focus on the rebound effect. Judging by my own judging of Eiza in little sextastic bits of lingerie, I'm going to say his rebound was a slam dunk. That's two basketball metaphors used to described she-banging a smoking hot Mexican woman. I'm that good. Eiza is better. Enjoy.