Destiny Brings us Some Sweet, Sweet Prologue Action for its ‘The Dark Below’ Expansion (VIDEO)

When we were snot-nosed urchins, we all shared two things in common: fear of the dark, and a talent for precocious ogling. The second is just a sign of a well-spent childhood, but the first is a little more troubling. What the hell were we ever afraid of?

Well, gentlemen, Destiny finally has the answer to what lurks in the dark. A big ol' effing demon bastard with three eyes and a creepy-ass fiery sword, that's what. Those fears don't look so irrational now. Take that, childhood shrink who made fun of my bedwetting.

Anywho, yes, Destiny has been prattling about its upcoming expansion for some time now. Those new story quests, missions, multiplayer arenas, and a new Strike and Raid. But amid all that hype, there's been one thing missing. A melodramatic trailer that shows eff all but is narrated in an I'm-the-only-survivor-of-some-crazy-shit-that's-going-down sort of way to hook the punters.

Well, buckle up, because this gal right here is definitely the only survivor of some crazy shit that's going down. Something angry is awakening in the bowels of the moon, and it's setting its sights on the Earth. Cue some more spacetastic gun-shootin' goodtimes.