Daphne Joy Thongtastic Jet Ski In Miami

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bill-swift - January 5, 2016

Daphne Joy proves that there is nothing that gets the heart going like a hottie on a jet ski. This is due in part to the fact that when you ride a jet ski, your bottom rides up on you, no matter what. That means we get an extra special look at Daphne's perfect booty. It also helps that she is wearing a skin-colored bikini. It looks like she's wearing nothing at all. Her cheeks are in complete view, though and that makes me happy inside. As if that wasn't enough, when she takes off her life vest we get a gander at those gorgeous funbags she carries around with her. They are busting out all over. Mere cloth cannot contain boobage of that magnitude. 

I just had the best idea for a reality show: celebrity jet ski racing. Get hotties like Daphne to race each other in bikinis on jet skis. Guaranteed ratings winner. 

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