Dakota Johnson Bikini Pictures Have Me Fifty Shades of Blue Bo-Bo’s

Get it, because Dakota Johnson is about to star in and be spanked in Fifty Shades of.... never mind. The point is, even if you don't go watch that silly, albeit nekkid movie next Valentine's Day, Dakota Johnson, daughter of Melanie and Don via their second marriage, is about to become worldwide famous. And judging by her bikini visuals in Sicily, I'd say Dakota is just about ready for fame to come and find her.

I let women pretty easily into my home, but into my heart, that's another matter. I have to be a bit more selective. I'm not sure Dakota Johnson is there yet, but I have this sneaking suspicion she gets there soon. Like, maybe in four more bikini bent-over booty shots. That's certainly a credential builder for getting to my sweet spot. Enjoy.