Better late than never. That’s my motto since grade school. Well, after, ‘I’m sure that wasn’t me who did that.’ Mr. Skin’s forecast for a threesome of skin filled goodness on screen for the weekend, the weekdays, really any time when it’s the right time for sweet topless celebrity women. So, yes, all the time.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes a peekaboo at Scarlett Johansson and Elizabeth Olsen not nekkid in The Avengers Age of Ultron, but quite baring of the wares in Under the Skin and Old Boy, respectively, Dakota Johnson topless and whipped in 50 Shades of Grey now On Demand, and Katherine Waterston fully nekkid in Inherent Vice now out on Blu-Ray. Miss a minute and you miss the world. At least it feels like that. Enjoy.
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I’m pretty sure 50 Shades of Grey saw a 99% drop-off in box office after the first ginormous week. I guess the ladies who went to see it burnt themselves out a bit and the men are still hiding somewhere on a small island behind trees. But there’s no doubt there will be sequels along the lines of the book trilogy because that silly BDSM movie still made a mini-fortune. Such is the power of the three letter word that starts with an ‘s’ and ends with a ‘x’ and is not a music instrument though it can make blessed sounds.
This seemed like the right time to revisit our earlier sort of low resolution bits of handcuffed funbaggery stills from the rather racy film with a sharper look at Dakota Johnson in quite the breakout role. Go big or go home. At least, go nekkid and be spanked or go home. All the credit in the world to this second generation Hollywood star for taking on this role and the critiques that obviously come with. Blessings to your courage and slender topless bound body all in the same. Enjoy.
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Okay, I’m kind of watching and sharing some of my favorite photos from this last and final grand hurrah to Hollywood awards season. The incessant need for moviemakers to award themselves is something of an psychology 101 term paper deal. As far as our needs, we just appreciate the biggest night of the year for the decked out A-list hotties. It really is the glass half full of sextastic celebrities kind of evening.
I’ll update as the evening moves along. Adding names to the list of Anna Kendrick, Rita Ora, Jenna Dewan Tatum, Jennifer Lopez, Dakota Johnson, Felicity Jones, Zendaya Coleman, and others strutting the crimson catwalk for film’s biggest night. As opposed to film’s smallest night, which I believe was the opening night of Jupiter Ascending. I kid. And I ogle. Enjoy.
These are whirlwind times for Dakota Johnson
. 50 Shades of Grey is about to make her a leading lady star, even if the bulk of the critical world leaves her with less than kind remarks. I think most people realize it’s the material. Though earnest attempts to make BDSM movies lie mostly now with antiquity, on the bottom racks of long since closed up Blockbuster racks.
Dakota Johnson is making the most of her 50 minutes of new found fame. Showing off her chestal goodies at a premiere afterparty in London. You know it’s a bit nippy this time of year in the London evening. So nippy went Dakota, showing off some serious skin because even at the Antarctic premiere of this kind of movie, you’d be expected to dangle some treats. She looked great. I wish her movie only does well. There’s far more shameful craptastic out there. If women want to delve into this prurient bit of pudding, let them have their moment. Enjoy.
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I don’t know if you’re going to see Fifty Shades of Grey this weekend. I don’t really want to know. In fact, please don’t tell me. But there’s no doubt that Dakota Johnson goes into this as a relatively unknown celebrity daughter and will come out of this as a desirable siren. Whether or not she’s your perfect woman, when you see the clips of her in nekkid bondage, and you will I assure you, she will likely climb your charts of heartthrob virtual girlfriends.
To kick things off, let’s take a sneak peek at Dakota filming behind the scenes of Fifty Shades of Grey. A little taste of what will certainly be the best moments in the film, with the BDSM elements being rather tightly, almost painfully but pleasurably, held close right now by the studios. I can’t wait. Encourage your girlfriend to see this one with her friends, she’s going anyhow. Then casually leave some ropes and blindfolds around the place. She’ll get the idea. Or she’ll leave you. Either way, you’ll know. Enjoy.
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The film is already in the can. All Dakota Johnson can do now is wait for 50 Shades of Grey to expose her body and submissive bound character to greatness come Valentine’s Day. I’m not suggesting you go see the movie. Despite what your inner teen boy is telling you, taking your lady to a racy movie about BDSM is not going to put you on the happy end of a riding crop with her later that evening. This kind of thinking always backfires. Trust your Uncle Bill. Let her see it with her girlfriends and then just innocently start dressing like a school principal and leaving wooden paddles around the house. Far better.
But back to Dakota Johnson, leaving the gym, preparing to reach the next level of thespianic sextastic success. It must be sort of weird knowing what’s coming and then having to wait so long. Dakota, just know this. When the female viewers rip you for whatever reason, I’ll be here for you. I get you. And I’m now getting my leather restraints. Let’s do this. I love the smell of vulcanized rubber. Enjoy.
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Today seems to be shaping up rather nicely, with some alluring shapes that now includes the bare funbags of soon to be big time star Dakota Johnson frolicking topless through the shoreline water of Italy. While Dakota is known for some minor work and modeling and being Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson’s daughter, once 50 Shades of Grey comes out at Valentine’s expect her starring submissive role to rocket her to the top of the media awareness charts. And now you can say you’ve ogled her sweet tender funbags. Though I wouldn’t share that with your lady should you happen to be going to see this movie on Feb 14 of next year.
Short of perhaps making the sexy, my favorite backdrop for au natural ta-ta reveals might just be in and out of the waters of the topless beach. There’s just something magical when you add in the sun and the water and the happy beach fun time splashes. Dakota Johnson and her untouched by 90210 perfect peaches are certain to be circling your libido like a pinball tagging every bumper. Soak it in, remember this moment, and be happy you chose Egotastic over Forbes this morning. Enjoy.