Dakota Johnson

2015 Academy Awards Red Carpet Hotties Arrive!

By Bill Swift | Feb 22nd, 2015 @ 6:06 pm

Okay, I’m kind of watching and sharing some of my favorite photos from this last and final grand hurrah to Hollywood awards season. The incessant need for moviemakers to award themselves is something of an psychology 101 term paper deal. As far as our needs, we just appreciate the biggest night of the year for the decked out A-list hotties. It really is the glass half full of sextastic celebrities kind of evening.

I’ll update as the evening moves along. Adding names to the list of Anna Kendrick, Rita Ora, Jenna Dewan Tatum, Jennifer Lopez, Dakota Johnson, Felicity Jones, Zendaya Coleman, and others strutting the crimson catwalk for film’s biggest night. As opposed to film’s smallest night, which I believe was the opening night of Jupiter Ascending. I kid. And I ogle. Enjoy.

Dakota Johnson Braless Boobtastic at 50 Shades of Grey Afterparty

By Bill Swift | Feb 13th, 2015 @ 12:17 pm

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These are whirlwind times for Dakota Johnson. 50 Shades of Grey is about to make her a leading lady star, even if the bulk of the critical world leaves her with less than kind remarks. I think most people realize it’s the material. Though earnest attempts to make BDSM movies lie mostly now with antiquity, on the bottom racks of long since closed up Blockbuster racks.

Dakota Johnson is making the most of her 50 minutes of new found fame. Showing off her chestal goodies at a premiere afterparty in London. You know it’s a bit nippy this time of year in the London evening. So nippy went Dakota, showing off some serious skin because even at the Antarctic premiere of this kind of movie, you’d be expected to dangle some treats. She looked great. I wish her movie only does well. There’s far more shameful craptastic out there. If women want to delve into this prurient bit of pudding, let them have their moment. Enjoy.

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Dakota Johnson Fifty Shades of Grey Sextastic Behind the Scenes

By Bill Swift | Feb 11th, 2015 @ 11:38 am

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I don’t know if you’re going to see Fifty Shades of Grey this weekend. I don’t really want to know. In fact, please don’t tell me. But there’s no doubt that Dakota Johnson goes into this as a relatively unknown celebrity daughter and will come out of this as a desirable siren. Whether or not she’s your perfect woman, when you see the clips of her in nekkid bondage, and you will I assure you, she will likely climb your charts of heartthrob virtual girlfriends.

To kick things off, let’s take a sneak peek at Dakota filming behind the scenes of Fifty Shades of Grey. A little taste of what will certainly be the best moments in the film, with the BDSM elements being rather tightly, almost painfully but pleasurably, held close right now by the studios. I can’t wait. Encourage your girlfriend to see this one with her friends, she’s going anyhow. Then casually leave some ropes and blindfolds around the place. She’ll get the idea. Or she’ll leave you. Either way, you’ll know. Enjoy.

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Dakota Johnson See Through Shirt Preparing for Greatness

By Bill Swift | Jan 28th, 2015 @ 12:39 pm

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The film is already in the can. All Dakota Johnson can do now is wait for 50 Shades of Grey to expose her body and submissive bound character to greatness come Valentine’s Day. I’m not suggesting you go see the movie. Despite what your inner teen boy is telling you, taking your lady to a racy movie about BDSM is not going to put you on the happy end of a riding crop with her later that evening. This kind of thinking always backfires. Trust your Uncle Bill. Let her see it with her girlfriends and then just innocently start dressing like a school principal and leaving wooden paddles around the house. Far better.

But back to Dakota Johnson, leaving the gym, preparing to reach the next level of thespianic sextastic success. It must be sort of weird knowing what’s coming and then having to wait so long. Dakota, just know this. When the female viewers rip you for whatever reason, I’ll be here for you. I get you. And I’m now getting my leather restraints. Let’s do this. I love the smell of vulcanized rubber. Enjoy.

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Dakota Johnson Flashing Her Panties on Movie Set

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Dakota Johnson Topless and 50 Shades of Wet and Shimmering on Italian Beach Holiday!

By Bill Swift | Nov 18th, 2014 @ 9:05 am

'50 Shades' Star Dakota Johnson Goes Topless in Italy

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Today seems to be shaping up rather nicely, with some alluring shapes that now includes the bare funbags of soon to be big time star Dakota Johnson frolicking topless through the shoreline water of Italy. While Dakota is known for some minor work and modeling and being Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson’s daughter, once 50 Shades of Grey comes out at Valentine’s expect her starring submissive role to rocket her to the top of the media awareness charts. And now you can say you’ve ogled her sweet tender funbags. Though I wouldn’t share that with your lady should you happen to be going to see this movie on Feb 14 of next year.

Short of perhaps making the sexy, my favorite backdrop for au natural ta-ta reveals might just be in and out of the waters of the topless beach. There’s just something magical when you add in the sun and the water and the happy beach fun time splashes. Dakota Johnson and her untouched by 90210 perfect peaches are certain to be circling your libido like a pinball tagging every bumper. Soak it in, remember this moment, and be happy you chose Egotastic over Forbes this morning. Enjoy.

WE DID oNcE SEE DAKOTA JOHNSON FLASH HER PANTES ON FILM SET

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Dakota Johnson Bikini Pictures Have Me Fifty Shades of Blue Bo-Bo’s

By Bill Swift | Sep 24th, 2014 @ 10:51 am

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Get it, because Dakota Johnson is about to star in and be spanked in Fifty Shades of…. never mind. The point is, even if you don’t go watch that silly, albeit nekkid movie next Valentine’s Day, Dakota Johnson, daughter of Melanie and Don via their second marriage, is about to become worldwide famous. And judging by her bikini visuals in Sicily, I’d say Dakota is just about ready for fame to come and find her.

I let women pretty easily into my home, but into my heart, that’s another matter. I have to be a bit more selective. I’m not sure Dakota Johnson is there yet, but I have this sneaking suspicion she gets there soon. Like, maybe in four more bikini bent-over booty shots. That’s certainly a credential builder for getting to my sweet spot. Enjoy.

Dakota Johnson Flashes Her Panties With a Side of Crotch on the Set of Her New Movie

By Bill Swift | Sep 5th, 2013 @ 3:38 pm

Dakota Johnson in Her Panties On Set Of 'Cymbeline'

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Just yesterday Dakota Johnson became instantly one of the most famous young actresses in the world when it was announced she’d be playing the role of submissive secretary in 50 Shades of Grey next summer. Now, Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith’s daughter is becoming famous for her panties covered crotch, she was flashing on the set of her film Cymbeline currently filming in New York.

I’m not exactly sure which is more respectable spectacle to be known for, though I can assure you that while I will not be seeing 50 Shades of Grey, I will be leering over and over again at Dakota’s panties so if I get a vote, I say the crotch flash is the more impressive of the two public events. Enjoy.

OF COURSE, NOW REMEMBERING THE DAKOTA FANNING ON-SET UPSKIRT TOO