Dakota Johnson

Dakota Johnson See Through Shirt Preparing for Greatness

The film is already in the can. All Dakota Johnson can do now is wait for 50 Shades of Grey to expose her body and submissive bound character to greatness come Valentine’s Day. I’m not suggesting you go see the movie. Despite what your inner teen boy is telling you, taking your lady to a racy movie about BDSM is not going to put you on the happy end of a riding crop with her later that evening. This kind of thinking always backfires. Trust your Uncle Bill. Let her see it with her girlfriends and then just innocently start dressing like a school principal and leaving wooden paddles around the house. Far better.

But back to Dakota Johnson, leaving the gym, preparing to reach the next level of thespianic sextastic success. It must be sort of weird knowing what’s coming and then having to wait so long. Dakota, just know this. When the female viewers rip you for whatever reason, I’ll be here for you. I get you. And I’m now getting my leather restraints. Let’s do this. I love the smell of vulcanized rubber. Enjoy.

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Dakota Johnson Topless and 50 Shades of Wet and Shimmering on Italian Beach Holiday!

'50 Shades' Star Dakota Johnson Goes Topless in Italy
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Today seems to be shaping up rather nicely, with some alluring shapes that now includes the bare funbags of soon to be big time star Dakota Johnson frolicking topless through the shoreline water of Italy. While Dakota is known for some minor work and modeling and being Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson’s daughter, once 50 Shades of Grey comes out at Valentine’s expect her starring submissive role to rocket her to the top of the media awareness charts. And now you can say you’ve ogled her sweet tender funbags. Though I wouldn’t share that with your lady should you happen to be going to see this movie on Feb 14 of next year.

Short of perhaps making the sexy, my favorite backdrop for au natural ta-ta reveals might just be in and out of the waters of the topless beach. There’s just something magical when you add in the sun and the water and the happy beach fun time splashes. Dakota Johnson and her untouched by 90210 perfect peaches are certain to be circling your libido like a pinball tagging every bumper. Soak it in, remember this moment, and be happy you chose Egotastic over Forbes this morning. Enjoy.

Dakota Johnson Bikini Pictures Have Me Fifty Shades of Blue Bo-Bo’s

Get it, because Dakota Johnson is about to star in and be spanked in Fifty Shades of…. never mind. The point is, even if you don’t go watch that silly, albeit nekkid movie next Valentine’s Day, Dakota Johnson, daughter of Melanie and Don via their second marriage, is about to become worldwide famous. And judging by her bikini visuals in Sicily, I’d say Dakota is just about ready for fame to come and find her.

I let women pretty easily into my home, but into my heart, that’s another matter. I have to be a bit more selective. I’m not sure Dakota Johnson is there yet, but I have this sneaking suspicion she gets there soon. Like, maybe in four more bikini bent-over booty shots. That’s certainly a credential builder for getting to my sweet spot. Enjoy.

Dakota Johnson Flashes Her Panties With a Side of Crotch on the Set of Her New Movie

Just yesterday Dakota Johnson became instantly one of the most famous young actresses in the world when it was announced she’d be playing the role of submissive secretary in 50 Shades of Grey next summer. Now, Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith’s daughter is becoming famous for her panties covered crotch, she was flashing on the set of her film Cymbeline currently filming in New York.

I’m not exactly sure which is more respectable spectacle to be known for, though I can assure you that while I will not be seeing 50 Shades of Grey, I will be leering over and over again at Dakota’s panties so if I get a vote, I say the crotch flash is the more impressive of the two public events. Enjoy.

Dakota Johnson Will Star in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’, So You Might Actually See It Now

Spanking Goes Mainstream? Yes, Please.

I know you’ve all been waiting with baited breath for Hollywood to make its Fifty Shades of Grey casting decisions. You probably hadn’t been able to eat or sleep until they announced that Charlie Hunnam will be playing the rich guy who spanks that college girl, right? Well now we know who will play the soon-to-be world’s most famous spankee, Anastaisa Steele. Are you ready? Can you handle it? It’s going to be Dakota Johnson. Boom.