Christian Bale is back to doing non-bat-related things these days. And so far, it sounds like that's going to be a very good thing. His first shot out of the bat-box is going to be the late Tony Scott's co-production of Out of the Furnace.
According to the trailer, it's full of everyone hillbilly awesome -- Woody Harrelson, Willem Dafoe and Sam Shepard -- and the plot appears to be something a bit like Winter's Bone, but for bros...and not during the winter. See, there's like, an economically depressed area populated by grubby people. One of those grubby dudes just got out of prison or something and the other grubby dude, his brother, is involved in crime of some kind.
The crime syndicate they're dealing with has its own brand of justice, y'see, and it's up to the grubby dude that got out of jail to beat them at their own game and rescue his brother...all while he's balling out a character played by Zoe Saldana. Any questions?
Humorless and hard-nosed hillbilly justice? Yes, please.
Rihanna Sheer Boobtastic, Kim Kardashian Panties Flash, Zoe Kravitz Near Lady Nest Exhibition and Other Goodies from the Costume Institute Ball at the Met
I can always tell when one of the season's grand balls is taking place, because I'm home eating Klondike bars and watching Lifetime and wondering when my Prince Charming will arrive to pick me up. He never comes, ah, the story of my life. But, thankfully, I do have spies at all of these events, spies with powerful lenses to pick up the hotness from a bevy of decked out ladies trying to out show-off each other on the red carpet of the Metropolitan Museum. The Costume Institute Ball is one of the biggest celebrity galas of the Spring season, a must attend for the rich and famous, the famous, the rich, or just super hot women who get to walk amongst them.
The haute couture led to some surprisingly nice revelations, including Zoe Kravitz slit skirt nearly revealing her fine feathered lady friend in a commando undercarriage, Kim Kardashian flashing her Spanx looking boy hold-them-togethers, Beyonce looking cleavetastic, Rihanna sheer funbag show, Zoe Saldana looking wicked hot, Kendall Jenner looking all grown up, and much much more. Was that event of the season, as they say. I'll say this -- if you love your dress up sextastics, you at least had to peep from the rope line. Quite a show indeed. Enjoy.
LASt YEAR'S MET GALA SAW MORE BOOBTASTiC IN BLACK