Victoria Silvstedt

Victoria Silvstedt Asstastic Bikini Bottom Show in St. Bart’s

Sometimes, you just need a veteran to show you how it's done. With all the young bikini talent on St. Bart's this holiday season, it's really Stephanie Seymour and now 39-year old Victoria Silvstedt who are showing the younger gals a thing or two about wearing and working it in a bikini along a Caribbean coast line.

Victoria has been perfecting the fine art of boobtastic and booty shows in a bikini for two decades now and she has it pretty much nailed down. Don't think as she'd bending and flexing her asstastic and haunches she isn't showing off her skilled craft. None of this happens by accident. It's practice, training, repetition. Like a great artist in any field. Victoria knows how to get all eyeballs on her body. And she keeps that body in tip top tanned shape. I've got nothing but respect for the working girl who knows just how to work it. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Tanned, Bodacious, and Back in the Caribbean

Nobody quite has the life of former PMOY Victoria Silvstedt. I'll leave it to you to makes judgements on how she provides for it, but she truly has the Life of Reilly, if Reilly happened to be a statuesque Swede with bodacious bikini boobtastic. Tanned, rested, toned, and forever moving between various upscale ports of call, Victoria never disappoints the local beach oglers when her yacht arrives on scene.

In her latest alluring incarnation, Victoria arrived in St. Bart's for the New Year's, selected one of her tan-revealing white colored bikinis, setting off her yummy melons like a compass to true north goodness. Victoria never has the need for many clothes, rarely wears much at all. I can respect this in all sorts of ways, though mostly the private, whimpering kind of way. For all the potentially bad press, Victoria answers it with visual aplomb. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikinis Big in Miami for the Holidays

Just to keep rolling with the most exhibitionist of bikini times of the year, former PMOY Victoria Silvstedt took her long standing veteran bikini show to the beaches of Miami over the weekend in a brightly colored two piece certain to get her noticed. As if that body of hers wasn't enough to gather up ever leer, ogle, and peep within twenty nautical miles.

Victoria is quite the pro, not, not in that way, well, not any more. But in the ways of the sly attention gathering bikini show. She is just potent in peach. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Bodacious Blonde Wonderments in South Florida

Much like the swallows returning to Capistrano, Thanksgiving week marks the return of the international jet set models to Miami (the ones who don't live there full time already), led this week by Victoria Silvstedt, an unmistakable beacon of body visuals to guide those who are following behind. You'd be hard pressed not to spot Victoria at your local beach in her tiny bikini, her Swedish curves both real and enhanced now well into their second decade of making men uncomfortable in their swim trunks.

She's not the spry 20-year old she once was when the folks at the Bunny magazine decided to make her a star, but she's still got lots of tools in her tool belt. That's where I'm staring at least. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Lingerie Modeling Her Very Own Lingerie, Sweet!

Let's face it, nobody hired Victoria Silvstedt to build a lingerie line because she's a great seamstress. Part of the deal was Victoria would be modeling her own name-brand wares. It's a natural fit. I mean, really, it's a natural fit. Just look at the former PMOY's body in her own bra and panties creations.

You know what they say, a woman who makes her own underwear makes her own destiny. For the grief we occasionally give Victoria about her career and trophy boyfriend choices, there's no denying she makes lingerie look good. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Roll in White Veteran Heat from Miami

I'll say this for Victoria Silvstedt, she definitely maintains her professional female form. I don't care if she's in France or Italy or in the South of Miami, Victoria never lets herself not be ready to be photographed in a bikini. Perma tan, perma puppies, and perma turning to angles that favor her shape. She's not a first time at this whole bikini attention thing.

And we have no problem with that. Why else would a curvaceous blonde bombshell hit the beach in a bright white bikini if not to be ogled, leered, and otherwise visually explored by every gentleman within eye shot. No, Victoria knows exactly what she's doing. She even knows exactly what you're doing watching her. That's prescience. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Are A Sight to See in St. Tropez

I guess if you're entire daily routine is suntanning and swimming in your bikini, you've got to be pretty good at it. Former PMOY Victoria Silvstedt seems pretty well veteran skilled at the bikini existence, showing more than enough blonde bombshell skin to merit attention from gentleman oglers everywhere, whilst still climbing about with her legs akimbo to make sure that attention turns to fascination

Oh, sure, it's easy to ridicule Victoria for being a trophy girlfriend to some rich older fat dude and for living the life of Reilly, but it turns out it's even easier just to stare at her tanned curvy body and imagine you're the fortunate rich older fat dude. Much easier for me to imagine. Enjoy.