Victoria Silvstedt

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Continue Her Italian Island Adventures

Nothing to see here, just Victoria Silvstedt back at work suntanning and preening her finely naturally and unnaturally sculpted body along the Sardinian coast line.

Everybody has to punch the clock somewhere. Victoria does it with some sense of vigor. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Endless Summer Continues With Paddleboarding Naughty Bikini Posing

I like when the paparazzi tell us they have wicked shots of Victoria Silvstedt on vacation, For one, I know it's going to be something something to look at, nobody quite poses in naughty fashion in public like Victoria. But also because they insist on referring to Victoria's beach-going, yachting, shopping, and water-play activities in various Mediterranean ports-of-call as a vacation, while this is in fact her full-time life. And to earn that life, well, you've got to earn it.

Out paddle-boarding off the coast of Sardinia, Victoria flashed her sugar-daddy working body in all sorts of millionaire worthy poses, including some raised butt shots that gives you a hint as to how she seals her endless vacation deals. Nevertheless, give credit where credit is due, any girl can be a working girl, getting paid is the real trick. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Butt Adjustments Are Ever-Fascinating

The woman knows how to work it, even when she's not on the clock.

Professional girlfriend extraordinaire Victoria Silvstedt put on a bikini show of epic proportions aboard, what else, a yacht, off the coast of Sardinia, offering up her usually grade-A peek at her bodacious boobtastic, and throwing in a patented Silvstedt bottom bikini adjustment complete with bare-arsed view and a good solid shower squirting (all other squiring jokes intentionally omitted).

Victoria Silvstedt has taken past career stabs at acting, singing, TV hosting, and a number of other professional pursuits, but let's be honest, looking hot in a bikini on the deck of a yacht is her true working girl skill, and she works it well. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Top Sighting in St. Tropez Provides Yet More Evidence of Her Professional Prowess

Every time we see Victoria Silvstedt in one of her barest of bare outfits on or around beaches or yachts in various foreign exclusive vacation spots, well, we get to see how she gets men to pay her bills to hang out in all of those places.

The buxom Swede and former PMOY pranced about St. Tropez over the weekend in her ever-present bikini top, barely containing her ripe, money-making melons beneath. You got the big blonde hair, the full and impossible not to motorboat boobtastic, the tight belly, the sweet butt, and some very naughty bedroom play skills, and you suddenly find yourself living in hotels and on yachts in warm places. It is that simple. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Continue The Vacation Known as Her Life

Ah, to be hot and Swedish and stacked and have no qualms about using your booty to get kept. I swear, in my next life, I'm living like Victoria Silvstedt, from yacht to yacht, beach to beach, flabby old billionaire penis to... well, maybe I'll skip the last part, but the life of a super hot woman with skills in and out of the bedroom certainly seems nice on the surface.

The former Playmate of the Year was back at her business of pleasure in a little white bikini off the coast of Monaco this weekend, jet-skiing, sunbathing, and learning new ways to fellate her wealthy boyfriend even faster so she can have more relaxation time on deck of the good ship Lollipop Sucker. You need only take one (or a thousand) looks at Victoria's bikini body to know that she's earning her keep. Enjoy.

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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Reach New Heights of Bendable Asstastic Distraction

Let's be honest, you don't get a billionaire benefactor with mansions and a yacht and an Amex Black card without having a highly desirable posable hot badonkadonk. Trust me, I've tried.

So, count on uber-kept PMOY Victoria Silvstedt whilst sunning in St. Tropez to put on a little display of her superficial talents, the kind that earns you all the goodies, in a little string bikini. It's like having a machine that prints money. Only it's hot and tan and delicious looking all over. See if you can order that from the U.S. Mint.  Enjoy.

 

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Raise the Masts on a Motherf**king Yacht

I have got to get myself a yacht. I mean, it's been on my To-Do list for a long time but somehow I just keeping forgetting just to head on over to Monaco to buy myself a 60-ft sloop.  The S.S. Egotastic!, where the S.S. stands for, Yeah, Not Gonna Happen.

You know who does get to hang on a yacht? Victoria Silvstedt, the former PMOY and international hottie who was sunbaking her bodacious body aboard the bazillion dollar boat of her rich sugar daddy slash boyfriend slash premiere client off the coast of France just because, well, because she can. And you do need some type of activity in between breakfast in bed and partying all night onshore.  Assuming I'm never going to look quite like Victoria, I think I might need to get a night job if this yacht thing is going to become a reality. Enjoy.

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