Our first official Reader Finds of summer. This has sort of become an annual tradition wherein while reading through your mail, I grill some hot dogs and drink one too many beers and get in a fight with my Uncle over some kind of foreign policy matter neither of us really no anything about. Beer definitely makes you smarter and more engaged. As the weather heats up, so does the temperatures rise in the celebrity skin all of you send to me to return to all of you. I’m like the government, but even lazier.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Victoria Silvstedt flashing nipples on European TV and Paulina Rubio see-through funbags in a sheer top (a double dose of thank you to EgoReader ‘Benioff’), Kim Cattrall topless on the silver screen (loves me some Kim C. courtesy of ‘Wes’), Emma Thompson going topless British style (thank you, governor goes out to ‘Steve P.’), Swedish hottie Elsa Hosk topless for a jewelry campaign (love those Euro pimping shots via ‘Toscano’), Eva Green topless in her epic Dreamers role (classically submitted by ‘Jennifer’), Keeley Hazell topless in one of her rare film roles (oh, blessed Keeley by way of ‘John’), Stacey Dash topless from her Clueless days (oh, my my my’s handed over by ‘Oliver’), Emily Blunt topless and driving me crazy (Emily’s ta’s contributed by ‘Angel T.’), Greek hottie Maria Alexandrou topless in the sea (ode to a Grecian funbag via ‘Panos’ from kanonitv.net), Luci Ford nip slip ala Bo Derek (eagle eyed by ‘Travis’), wicked nekkid Jessie Andrews goodness (sampled wonderfully by ‘Don Juan’), Hayley Williams apparent nip slip in concert (scouted faithfully by ‘Mario G.’), Elisabeta Canalis topless modeling pictures (so very Italiana hot via ‘Anzio’), Ariana Grande flashing upskirt in concert (sweet peek up the cheeks from ‘Michael G.’), model Alex Hanson covered topless hot (kudos to ‘Ben’ for this Miami vice), Laura Giraudi crazy hot and barely covered body cray (pimped strong and hard by ‘Allan’), Kaley Cuoco bra and busty TV caps (Kaley is always visual sunshine thanks to ‘Ramsey’), Julianne Moore forever topless, forever hotness (veteran ginger boobies from the mind of ‘Nick T.’), Thandie Newton topless and ever so dramatic (Thandie’s candies provided by ‘Eve’), and, last, but never least, underrated hottie Jennifer Akerman modeling pictures (I’m in lust thanks to ‘Dennis’).
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I can’t help but feel like we’ve seen former Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt flashing her panties in and around the Riviera before. She sure does like to wear short skirts in windy areas where she climbs in and out of boats. Not that I’m going to suggest a wardrobe change. Just wearing panties might be a big step for her in terms of new experiences.
Word is that Victoria is single once more and hitting the singles scene. This likely means more T, definitely more A, and probably a whole lot more panties shots. I think I’m ready. The girl has still got something something most definitely going on. Enjoy.
Victoria Silvstedt is soon to be the senior circuit of the worldwide models showing off their incredibly bodacious bodies in Miami, especially over the Easter weekend when the place was packed with so much female form talent from around the world. But just like those Senior PGA guys show up to the majors and often startle the young’ins with their still rather noteworthy gifts, so too is Victoria still winning the ogles of many gentleman even as she approaches the big 4-0 this year.
Sure, you are born, and or helped along the way, with an amazing bikini body and good looks. But there’s something to be said for two decades of professional showing off that can’t easily be matched by the up and comers, for all their ambition and boobtastic talents. Victoria still has quite a bit of juice left in the tank of the sextastic. You don’t just get a billionaire older boyfriend for having the platinum blonde hair. The competition is fierce. Enjoy.
I’m not sure what Victoria Silvstedt is searching for in her bikini bottoms, but maybe it’s the power switch to some kind of promotional signage she has to up her competitive bikini mode even higher along the beach in Miami. Everybody, and I mean, every hot woman, from the young to the mature, are getting into this showoff battle. Victoria has an array of brightly colored bikinis, one curvaceous tanned female form, and apparently a Brazilian wax that says she’s not only in this game, she came to win.
One of these days I need to get myself on an Eastern Air Lines flight down to Miami with nothing but a tube of zinc oxide and my camera and get down to the real work of documenting this natural migration of the hotties along the shores of South Florida. You can have your flamingos and polar bear nature videos, I’m going straight for the bikini sextastic. This is simply the high season. Enjoy.
Early this morning we saw Victoria Silvstedt stretching and sweating in her beach yoga workout. What’s it all for? Well, this. By the afternoon Victoria was cleaned up, made up, sprayed up, and back out on the beach in a body baring white bikini doing her attention-getting thing. Lots of people I guess do yoga to center themselves spiritually, Victoria to center her boobtastic and bikini bottomside dead square in the eyes of every ogler on the beach.
It’s been one amazing week of hot bodies on the beach in Miami. I don’t envy the girls who half-assed it over the winter with their workouts thinking they could make a display of it against all that top flight competition. But make no mistake, at 39, Victoria is still very much in the game out there. Don’t expect her to go gently into that good Miami night. Enjoy.
I told you the competition was rough in Miami. Even the veterans like Victoria Silvstedt realize it’s time to step up or their game or just throw up their hands in defeat. But Victoria is not a defeatest. You don’t get to the top of the trophy girlfriend pile by surrender and lethargy. Nope, out onto the beach for some early morning asstastic yoga stretching, working those kegels back into top girlfriend form.
Victoria has been running this game for nearly two decades now since coming out of Sweden. Don’t think she’s going to let a bunch of upstart girls with hot arses throw her off her rung on the ogle-worthy beach ladder. Not without a fight. Or at least a lot of bottom stretching and cleavage showing. Game on. Enjoy.
You can’t stop Victoria Silvstedt, you can only hope to contain her, with your hands, maybe your mouth. The statuesque veteran blonde Playmate continues her winter job in the Caribbean, showing off her faptastic female form for all onlookers, though it most definitely belongs to her main benefactor. She does know how to wear a bikini.
For this weekend, Victoria chose black. I’m pretty sure she tosses them after each use, or maybe sells them on eBay, which reminds me to go search for such. Say what you will about Victoria Silvstedt, you simply can’t say with a straight face that you wouldn’t be cranking your neck at the beach to catch her form. Enjoy.