Early this morning we saw Victoria Silvstedt stretching and sweating in her beach yoga workout. What’s it all for? Well, this. By the afternoon Victoria was cleaned up, made up, sprayed up, and back out on the beach in a body baring white bikini doing her attention-getting thing. Lots of people I guess do yoga to center themselves spiritually, Victoria to center her boobtastic and bikini bottomside dead square in the eyes of every ogler on the beach.
It’s been one amazing week of hot bodies on the beach in Miami. I don’t envy the girls who half-assed it over the winter with their workouts thinking they could make a display of it against all that top flight competition. But make no mistake, at 39, Victoria is still very much in the game out there. Don’t expect her to go gently into that good Miami night. Enjoy.
I told you the competition was rough in Miami. Even the veterans like Victoria Silvstedt realize it’s time to step up or their game or just throw up their hands in defeat. But Victoria is not a defeatest. You don’t get to the top of the trophy girlfriend pile by surrender and lethargy. Nope, out onto the beach for some early morning asstastic yoga stretching, working those kegels back into top girlfriend form.
Victoria has been running this game for nearly two decades now since coming out of Sweden. Don’t think she’s going to let a bunch of upstart girls with hot arses throw her off her rung on the ogle-worthy beach ladder. Not without a fight. Or at least a lot of bottom stretching and cleavage showing. Game on. Enjoy.
You can’t stop Victoria Silvstedt, you can only hope to contain her, with your hands, maybe your mouth. The statuesque veteran blonde Playmate continues her winter job in the Caribbean, showing off her faptastic female form for all onlookers, though it most definitely belongs to her main benefactor. She does know how to wear a bikini.
For this weekend, Victoria chose black. I’m pretty sure she tosses them after each use, or maybe sells them on eBay, which reminds me to go search for such. Say what you will about Victoria Silvstedt, you simply can’t say with a straight face that you wouldn’t be cranking your neck at the beach to catch her form. Enjoy.
Sometimes, you just need a veteran to show you how it’s done. With all the young bikini talent on St. Bart’s this holiday season, it’s really Stephanie Seymour and now 39-year old Victoria Silvstedt who are showing the younger gals a thing or two about wearing and working it in a bikini along a Caribbean coast line.
Victoria has been perfecting the fine art of boobtastic and booty shows in a bikini for two decades now and she has it pretty much nailed down. Don’t think as she’d bending and flexing her asstastic and haunches she isn’t showing off her skilled craft. None of this happens by accident. It’s practice, training, repetition. Like a great artist in any field. Victoria knows how to get all eyeballs on her body. And she keeps that body in tip top tanned shape. I’ve got nothing but respect for the working girl who knows just how to work it. Enjoy.
Nobody quite has the life of former PMOY Victoria Silvstedt. I’ll leave it to you to makes judgements on how she provides for it, but she truly has the Life of Reilly, if Reilly happened to be a statuesque Swede with bodacious bikini boobtastic. Tanned, rested, toned, and forever moving between various upscale ports of call, Victoria never disappoints the local beach oglers when her yacht arrives on scene.
In her latest alluring incarnation, Victoria arrived in St. Bart’s for the New Year’s, selected one of her tan-revealing white colored bikinis, setting off her yummy melons like a compass to true north goodness. Victoria never has the need for many clothes, rarely wears much at all. I can respect this in all sorts of ways, though mostly the private, whimpering kind of way. For all the potentially bad press, Victoria answers it with visual aplomb. Enjoy.
Just to keep rolling with the most exhibitionist of bikini times of the year, former PMOY Victoria Silvstedt took her long standing veteran bikini show to the beaches of Miami over the weekend in a brightly colored two piece certain to get her noticed. As if that body of hers wasn’t enough to gather up ever leer, ogle, and peep within twenty nautical miles.
Victoria is quite the pro, not, not in that way, well, not any more. But in the ways of the sly attention gathering bikini show. She is just potent in peach. Enjoy.
Much like the swallows returning to Capistrano, Thanksgiving week marks the return of the international jet set models to Miami (the ones who don’t live there full time already), led this week by Victoria Silvstedt, an unmistakable beacon of body visuals to guide those who are following behind. You’d be hard pressed not to spot Victoria at your local beach in her tiny bikini, her Swedish curves both real and enhanced now well into their second decade of making men uncomfortable in their swim trunks.
She’s not the spry 20-year old she once was when the folks at the Bunny magazine decided to make her a star, but she’s still got lots of tools in her tool belt. That’s where I’m staring at least. Enjoy.