Victoria Silvstedt

Irina Shayk and Tamara Ecclestone Among the Hotties at the De Grisogono Fancy Pants Cannes Party

I don't even know what this party is for, but it was hella fancy. Even by Cannes Film Festival standards. It featured not one, but two heiresses flashing their bodies, Tamara Ecclestone and Billionaire Barbie, and, I guess Nicky Hilton was there too but she's so boring I fell asleep trying to find her. Throw in Heidi Klum, Victoria Silvstedt, Irina Shayk, and Kelly Brook, oh, and a bunch of old dudes with tuxedos and sick amounts of cash, and you have a veritable casbah of celebrity hotness transplanted right there last night on the Mediterranean.

Yeah, I'm never going to get invited to parties like this, and even sneaking in will be tough due to  my hyperextended left nut, but, when there is ogling to be done, you've got to play through the pain.

Victoria Silvstedt White Bikini Pictures Earn Their Keep on Boyfriend’s Yacht Off of Monaco

When you're Victoria Silvstedt, you've got one job to do. Make your rich boyfriend happy. That keeps the jewels coming and the cars and shopping cash and living the bikini life of luxury on the yacht in various ports of rich call around the globe. In this case, parked off the coast of Monaco, in between trips to St. Tropez.

And, well, Victoria Silvstedt is still doing her job quite well.

It's been ten years or more since Playboy PMOY notoriety but Victoria Silvestedt is still hanging in there with the big blonde hair, the big boobtastic and the flexible dancer type limber moves that make billionaire boyfriends very very happy. Enjoy.

 

Victoria Silvstedt Takes Her Hard Bikini Body South to the Caribbean

Who isn't in St. Barth's this week? Well, me, for one, and don't think it's not killing me, because the assortment of hard celebrity bikini bodies down there this week is quite sensational.

Victoria Silvstedt took her dog and pony show (and don't think she wouldn't for the right price) from Miami southward this week to St. Barths, wherever the wealthy man's yacht can anchor, to put on yet another white bikini display of pure ogle-worthiness like the veteran pea-hen she is. There's no denying she's got the chops for the game, with that game being pure hot-girl-skimpy-bikini-no-talking-allowed. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures for the Swedish Boobtastic Fantastiques

Victoria Silvstedt, former PMOY, current raconteur of wealthy men, made her mark this holiday season with a flashing of her might mighty bosstones in a white bikini down on Miami Beach. The great thing about Victoria is not only her finely crafted body, but how she turns disrobing into a living (and free I might add) stripping show everywhere she goes. She's very hard to miss, and nobody does. Tall, blonde, stacked, and in a tiny bikini.

Victoria does not shy from cameras. So we should not shy from looking. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Inspire Some Miami Vice

At one point a decade or so ago, Victoria Silvstedt was one of the most desirable women in the world, and desire her many millionaires and billionaires have done and did. The Swedish former Playmate of the Year still hangs on to the hot-bodied bikini looks that continue to drive the male of the species into fits of spending madness.

Currently on Miami Beach with the hot celeb class this week, Victoria showed off some of her lingering sextastic body proportions, much to the ogling delight of gentleman beach goers in the vicinity. With that platinum blonde hair and that lust-inducing figure, there's no doubt she still draws a strong leer in a one-hundred foot radius. Enjoy.

Still Got It

Victoria Silvstedt bikini action. (SocialiteLife)

Rashida Jones talks making out with girls. (HuffPo)

Heidi Klum vs. Coco: Battle of the Bikini Bodies. (FoxNews)

Lindsay Lohan starts begging. (TheSuperficial)

Websites your parents think exist. (CollegeHumor)

Zoe Saldana grabs some boobage.(TheFABlife)

Cleavage.  Lots and lots of cleavage. (TheChive)

Victoria Silvstedt Flashes Apples and Cans in Saint-Tropez

Victoria Silvstedt has one tough job. It seems to involve lunching and sunning on the Riviera about eleven months of the year courtesy of her delightfully wealthy man-friend. Granted, there are certainly some behind the scenes aspects to her work that we can only imagine (and I do imagine it), still, she carries on with perfect aplomb, constantly flashing her apples and cans in undersized bikini fashion, including her latest strut along the beach catwalk, bending forward to highlight her Swedish power haunches. It's something to behold. Enjoy.

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