Oh, my my Huppenkothen. We haven’t seen Mexican TV hottie Vanessa Huppenkothen in these climates for some time now. But talk about making a comeback entrance. The tall tan and alluring late 20-something hostess with the most-ess stripped out of her clothes on the beach in Miami to reveal a body that is rumored to currently being romanced by Ronaldo. Which is only unfair to some degree not measurable by human mathematics.
Vanessa has one of those bodies that inspires men to do both great and completely reckless things. Like build a ship, then slam it into the rocks. Or get married in Vegas on a first date without a pre-nup. I can’t tell you which is more dangerous, only which will hurt you longer. I wouldn’t mind. Hurt me with those long tanned legs of yours, Vanessa. I can go three minutes without oxygen. My parents used to test my limits for shits and giggles on a slow Saturday evening. En fuego! Enjoy.
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Wow, it’s really been two years since we’ve seen blonde belusted Univision TV personality, Vanessa Huppenkothen. I spent all that times tattooing her lengthy last name onto a very sensitive portion of my body, only to see her disappear for 24 months.
But now she’s back. Dios mio! In a spectacularly sextastic spread in Esquire Mexico that shows off her ridiculously hot body and light-haired Latina allure. Oh, man, that tummy and those panties. I’m going to have to get back to my plan of creating a fake Mexican movie that requires casting a young smoking hot blonde with the last name of Huppenkothen. Enjoy.
Dios mio, mi Huppenkothen. A name you won’t soon forget, if you haven’t already tattooed it onto the naughty portion of your brain matter, Vanessa Huppenkothen, beauty queen and TV personality from Mexico who seems to be on my Univision every time I fire up the ’82 Panasonic rear projection beast for timeless viewing pleasure. There’s something about Huppenkothen, not the least of which is that her name sounds like something I’d like to do to her with the lights out, but it’s that body, that butt, those eyes, it’s some type of Latina experience that is vexing me to the point of exhaustion. Check out these Vanessa Huppenkothen pictures from this past month’s SH Mexico magazine and also we included a video that gives you a nice idea of how she works to perfect her tight booty. It may not inspire you to workout yourself, but it will definitely cause you to get up off your seat. Enjoy.
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