Tulisa Contostavlos

Tulisa Contostavlos’ Tight Dress Steals Mobo Award Nominations

By Bill Swift | September 19, 2012 @ 12:08 am

Tulisa Contostavlos in a Skintight Silver Dress at The Mobo Awards Nominations in London

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Honestly, I have no idea what the Mobo Awards are; I don't really care. Once we saw Tulisa Contostavlos in the world's tightest dress, we lost any and all thirst for knowledge, we just thirsted for Tulisa.

The X-Factor judge seems to be going through an all-grown up phase, from girl to woman, dealing with her sex tape release several months back like a total pro, completely on her own, and now, the outfits are looking like a lady who knows exactly who she is and what she's doing. Of course, we would like to see that same lady without the dress on just to show her who we are and what we'd like to do. Enjoy.

TULISA WENT BLONDE AND GOT ALL GROWN UP (WE LIKE)

Tulisa Contostavlos Poolside in a Bikini in Spain

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Tulisa Contostavlos and Rita Ora Cause Olympic Sized Ogling in Tight Dresses in London

By Bill Swift | August 16, 2012 @ 8:54 am

You know I'm a sucker for a girl with a British accent. And I'm an even bigger sucker for hot British imports with super tight bodies, celebs such as Tulisa Contostavlos who wore a dress so tight to the X-Factor premiere that even in my dreams I need kitchen sheers to rend it from her sweet body.

Tulisa Contostavlos in a Very Tight Dress at X Factor Press Launch in London

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And, Rita Ora, the curvaceous diva who is not shy about showing her form leaving a radio appearance in London.

Rita Ora Leaving Capital FM Studios in a Short Pink Dress in London

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Both women, fine specimens of continental girls moved onto the British Isles for the purposes of upping the sextastic celebrity levels in the Empire. And, it's working. Enjoy.

Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini Pictures Continue to Drop the Blonde Heat

By Bill Swift | August 3, 2012 @ 12:45 pm

Tulisa Contostavlos Sunbathes in a Pink Bikini Poolside in WeHo

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I don't know how Greco-Irish-British music star and X-Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos turned herself from a brooding dark enigma of a figure into a hot buxom blonde bikini hottie, but she sure done did it.

Tulisa had been filming her new bikini-clad video in Hawaii for the past few days, now back in L.A., she wasted no time taking her blonde locks and freshly cleavetastic hot body in a little bikini down to the hotel pool to soak up some rays and allow the photogs to snap the shizz out of her new found glories.

When you got it, flaunt it, baby. Enjoy.

TULISA LEFT SERIOUS IMPRESSIONS ON HER LAST BIKINI TOUR OF THE U.S.

Tulisa Contostavlos Blue and Purple Bikini Pictures in Miami

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Tulisa Contostavlos Wicked Hot on Set of Her New Music Video

By Bill Swift | July 31, 2012 @ 10:33 am

Tulisa Contostavlos Films Her Music Video 'Live It Up' in Hawaii

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Contostavlos Confession

We respected Tulisa for admitting she was the mouth in the sex tape. Read More »

We know Tulisa Contostavlos can put on a show, whether that be on stage in musical performance or in the privacy of her own sex tape, but did you realize just how ridiculously hot this British music sensation can look on camera?

Our appreciation level for Tulisa Contostavlos just soared through the roof spying her sweet saltiness on the set of her music video 'Live It Up' filming this week in Hawaii. She looked awfully good. A little blonde bombshell. I'm digging it. Enjoy.

Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini Pictures Are Newly Blonde and Still Very Busty

By Bill Swift | July 13, 2012 @ 1:38 pm

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Tulisa Sex Tape (NSFW)

Tulisa had the sack to admit it was her work in the sack. Read More »

Nobody told me that X-Factor judge and former N-Dubz band member (not to mention sex-tape scandal-ee) Tulisa Contostavlos had switched her hair to blonde. I'm supposed to be informed of these decisions as soon as possible to help adjust my feelings to their new visual surroundings. We still haven't got over Renee Olstead and her sudden move to toe-head locks. I'm not a big fan to be honest. But I guess every girl wants to try it out at some time in their life; and who am I to argue against hot girls and experimentation?

Anyhow, Tulisa is down Spain-ways where all the Euro-celebs are soaking up the sun this time of year and she was flashing the boobtastic little body of hers in a bikini that was being delightfully stretched to its limits. Nothing crazy wild, but something deliciously fun. We like naughty rambunctious girls with even naughtier dreams. We dig Tulisa. Enjoy.

Tulisa Contostavlos Named FHM’s Sexiest Woman of the Year (But Jessica-Jane Clement Sideboob Wins Our Hearts)

By Bill Swift | May 2, 2012 @ 9:21 am

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I'll say this for FHM's annual 100 Sexiest Women of the Year announcements -- they're never predictable. Inherently, all 'tops' lists are flawed by the Heisenberg Principle, if not the principle that democratic voting kind of sucks, for as Churchill said, to paraphrase, to understand the shortcomings of democracy, spend five minutes talking to the average voter (check it out, Heisenberg and Churchill in the same Egotastic! post -- you should get school credit for this!).

FHM Top 10 (of 100) Sexiest Women Winners:

10. Emily Atack
9. Mila Kunis
8. Keeley Hazell
7. Megan Fox
6. Katy Perry
5. Georgia Salpa
4. Rosie Jones
3. Rihanna
2. Cheryl Cole
1. Tulisa Contostavlos

Anyhow, the point is, our readers are amazingly awesome thoughtful critics of the sextastic, but FHM's, well, we love them like our bastard brothers we only learn we had at way too late an age, but last year they included Lady Gaga in their hottest list and this year, Tulisa Contostavlos takes top honors. Don't get me wrong, I'd empty every shekel in my measly bank account to be the next guy called up for the Contostavlos oral-fetish sex tape, she's a good looking young rapping kind of woman, but tutto di tutti hottest?

Well, you be the judge. As for us, we thought the likes of Jessica-Jane Clement and her sideboob, Helen Flanagan and her big boobtastic, and Georgia Salpa and her city-sized cleavage all kind of stole the actual show. Enjoy.

Tulisa Contostavlos FHM 2012 Sexiest Women Event

Georgia Salpa FHM 2012 Sexiest Women Event

Jessica-Jane Clement FHM 2012 Sexiest Women Event

Helen Flanagan FHM 2012 Sexiest Women Event

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British Hottie Love Courtesy of Kelly Brook and Tulisa Contostavlos at a Museum

By Bill Swift | April 18, 2012 @ 12:33 pm

Kelly Brook at The Victoria and Albert Museum in London

Tulisa Contostavlos at The Victoria and Albert Museum in London

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Okay, I must admit, I didn't really dig too deep on the nature of this event, but somebody important in England was having their 50th birthday party, and you know they're important because they're 50th birthday was being celebrated at a museum and a whole bunch of super hot celebrities attended. I'm expecting my 50th birthday to be similar to all my past birthdays in that it will consist of me at The Sizzler with my friend Jeremy who just did a Whip-It in the bathroom and a girl whose name I can't remember with a dangling canker sore on her lower lip. The same, but different.

Among the sextastic hotties who appeared for this dude's party were the hot super bodied Kelly Brook, in a short short dress that reminded us, as if we needed reminding, why short short dresses were invented for women in the first place, and the delightfully cleavetastic Tulisa Contostavlos, who last we saw in a four year old sex tape polishing the knob of some twit and then confessing to the world that she was in fact the knobgobbler in the video. Everybody's got a story to tell. Especially the lucky bastard who has Kelly and Tulisa come to his birthday party. I bet he's got some great stories. Enjoy.