What can I say, Tulisa Contostavlos, the Greco-Gaelic little singer minx got under my skin while she was hear in the States flouncing about in her bikinis and taking important meetings on the coast. I feel like we had a little foreplay then she kind of left the country before we got far enough to tell all my buddies (which, for the record, isn't that far or high of a standard).
Before she took off homeward from Miami, Tulisa finished shooting her 'We Are Young' music video, a song I'm almost certain to compare to some type of hideous audible sensation if forced to listen, but as for the making of the music video, well, I very much liked staring at Tulisa in her little short shorts and teasy outfits as she filmed the musical rap-sody.
Toodles, Tulisa, we'll see you next time we cross the pond for a proper copping and a cup of tea. Enjoy.
Let's be honest here, when you think hot girls in bikinis, the cloudy climes of the British Isles aren't exactly the first stop in your mind's virtual world tour of sexy tanned girls in tiny swimsuits. Yet, the British have been delivering the heat of late to the beaches of Miami specifically, and even more specifically this past weekend, Tulisa Contostavlos, the U.K. X-Factor judge, continued her bikini romp across America by delivering some first class hottie girl coming out of the water in a bikini on the southern shores of Florida.
Okay, so maybe the tanned part isn't quite there yet, the English do tend to go red before brown, but that perfectly soft curvy body on the hip-hop music stylist, well, that and a tall Bass Ale would be just about the perfect afternoon. Enjoy.
The more we see of Tulisa Contostavlos, the more we really and truly dig her. And the more we see of the X-Factor judge and electronic music artist in a bikini, the more we really and truly dig her hot body. It kind of goes hand in hand. In fact, we'd really like it to go hand in hand just a bit more if possible.
There's no doubt this British celeb sensation has caused quite a ruckus since coming to Los Angeles from Jolly Old to introduce herself to the ogling Yanks. Whatever her plan was, doing it while flashing her sextastic bikini body must surely be helping the cause. Next step -- bikini top must come off.
Come now, Tulisa, it's time to go full-Euro. Enjoy.
N-Dubz band member and recent X-Factor U.K. judge, Tulisa Contostavlos has been in L.A. for a few weeks now and finally seems to be getting in the spirit of the town, showing off poolside in a bikini that gives us a solid glimpse of her hot upper body (as we routinely see her lower half with her routinely drunken upskirts and panties flashes).
We must admit to not being big time fans of the musical performances of this little shortie hottie, but as for her bodily performances, consider this a standing ovation. Enjoy.
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British Hottie Love Courtesy of Kelly Brook and Tulisa Contostavlos at a Museum
Okay, I must admit, I didn't really dig too deep on the nature of this event, but somebody important in England was having their 50th birthday party, and you know they're important because they're 50th birthday was being celebrated at a museum and a whole bunch of super hot celebrities attended. I'm expecting my 50th birthday to be similar to all my past birthdays in that it will consist of me at The Sizzler with my friend Jeremy who just did a Whip-It in the bathroom and a girl whose name I can't remember with a dangling canker sore on her lower lip. The same, but different.
Among the sextastic hotties who appeared for this dude's party were the hot super bodied Kelly Brook, in a short short dress that reminded us, as if we needed reminding, why short short dresses were invented for women in the first place, and the delightfully cleavetastic Tulisa Contostavlos, who last we saw in a four year old sex tape polishing the knob of some twit and then confessing to the world that she was in fact the knobgobbler in the video. Everybody's got a story to tell. Especially the lucky bastard who has Kelly and Tulisa come to his birthday party. I bet he's got some great stories. Enjoy.
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