You’d think the Bambi awards were some kind of adult entertainment achievement ceremony. Maybe that’s just where my wanders. In fact, they are something German given to celebrities for something I don’t quite understand. But they do it every year and big name hotties show up in Germany to perform and walk the red carpet and receive awards and smile. I’m guessing half the people walking the carpet have no idea what the award show is either. No matter, looking super sextastic, wave, and blush and say thank you a lot. That’s really all you need as an alluring woman to make it through most situations.
Toni Garnn looked sextacular in her cleavy gown while Ariana Grande did her typically coquettish flirty cat routine on the stage and Uma Thurman just strutted and preened like everybody’s super hot mom. I’d call that a successful evening. That’s how I imagine Sunday Night Football to be in the home of my dreams. Thanks, Toni Garrn, I would like some more Velveeta cheese dip, yes. Oh, that would be magical. So many crazy passion inducing women, so little time. Enjoy.
Leonardo DiCaprio might be reveling in the more intimate parts of German model Toni Garrn, but that doesn’t mean I can’t leer and drool and dream of Toni and her striking looks and lean hot body being a part of my breakfast cereal and beer daily diet regimen. What’s Leo got that I don’t got? Please don’t hurt me by making a list.
Toni took a turn modeling some fancy swimsuits and beachwear for Agua de Coco against some pretty cool looking aquariums, though I feel kind of silly for noticing anything beyond the sultry allure of Toni Garrn, a girl who didn’t just happen to become a model, but was plucked by the pros at a young age because of her certain ‘it’ factor. I’m not sure what ‘it’ is, I only know I want ‘it’ very badly. If the penguin wish to watch, that’s totally up to them. Enjoy.
Are you like me? Do you catch yourself saying, hmm, I wonder what Leo DiCaprio’s current model girlfriend’s funbags look like without her bikini top on. Well, wonder no more, curious traveler. For today we have a perfect peek at the au natural lovely peaks of Toni Garrn, the German hot model Leo is currently, um, dating.
Toni has been cruising around the Riviera the past couple of weeks with her karate kicking boyfriend on, naturally, a big cool yacht, and taking in some sun. It’s nice to see some ladies in the world not scared to death of Mother Sun and her Vitamin-D producing rays of goodness. So much so that Toni decided her special little puppies needed a little warm love. So, if you were wondering what Toni looked like topless. You have your answer — picture perfect. Enjoy.
German model and Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend Toni Garrn was spotted on a yacht in Ibiza looking hot as F. She was sporting a very tiny black bikini. Toni is slim but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have a nice set of ta-tas. Judging by the cleavage in these pics, and my expertise in the boob sciences, I would say she’s got a solid B cup. The rest of her body is outstanding. Her bare stomach and long legs are exemplary examples of German engineering. She’s also got a nice pert and petite booty. It’s not a Kardashianesque biggun’ but it’s just curvy enough. My grandfather told me when I was a lad that you can’t trust a woman with a flat butt. They’re unhappy and hiding something. Words to live by.
I’ve always envied Leonardo DiCaprio’s ability to bag the hottest models on the planet. I mean, this guy has bedded them all. I guess it helps if you are an A-list star, good-looking, and a multimillionaire that can take them on yacht vacations in Ibiza.
When you’re Leonardo Dicaprio’s current model girlfriend, you get a few perks. Like a yacht to soak up the sun and show off your bikini body hotness in St. Tropez. Not that most international young sextastic models have trouble finding slots on a sloop, but when you’re Leo’s girl in St. Tropez, you get the bigger boat.
Toni Garrn and her modeling profile hasn’t been hurt by her Leo association. Nor by her actual stunning bikini profile. I’m figuring it’s the yacht that gets you the hot Euro model in a bikini, but it may also have to do with being a movie star. I’ll need to work on both before I head to Europe for my Match.com dating tour of the supermodel scene. Enjoy.
I’m not sure if we’re still pretending that sextastic German young model Toni Garrn is dating Leonardo Dicaprio or not, either way, nice real or not notch on his bedpost as we see a fuller extent of Toni’s wicked hot female form soaked through to her epic chest in St. Bart’s shooting for V.S. These photos will never make the catalog or promotional cut, but I’m down with the photographer setting them up regardless, for the benefit of gentleman oglers and mankind in general.
I only wish more hot girls along the beach would indulge in such sheer revealing wardrobe. I know V.S. is trying to sell bikinis, but all I can think about purchasing is Toni’s bare racktastic. I’m so flummoxed I’ve completely neglected to mention her fine arse. I think I’m going to cry. Enjoy.