The competition at Cannes for hottest everything is just intense. All the world’s crazy hot models and celebrities are there in the finest designer gowns being photographed by a thousand paparazzi. It’s intense. So what’s a German supermodel to do but hit the red carpet in something barely there and black and see-through. Well done, Toni Garrn.
This isn’t the kind of dress you can get away with unless Mother Nature granted you some stellar genes and you thanked her by eating greens and working out routinely. You can pretty much see everything through the sweet haute couture stylings, so much so that Toni was quite certain to wear panties to keep herself from being arrested. Oh, I can feel an arrest coming on myself. Just truly epic combo of a sextastic woman and her daring choices of public exhibitionism. Enjoy.
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Professional hot person Toni Garrn was kind enough to wear a see-through shirt on her latest modelling gig. All of the pics have killer cleav action but one has a mesh shirt that you can see everything through. Toni has got a nice pair of perkies that I would like to take out to brunch on a sunny Sunday afternoon and then motorboat till sundown. She is also showing off her bare mid-riff which is nice and toned. She isn’t just skinny, she’s in good shape which is hella sexy.
Toni has got a super nice pair of long legs that I wouldn’t mind having wrapped around me in the morning. They go on for miles, as my grandfather used to say. Only in Spanish. Piernas por millas.
Photo Credit: Harper’s Bazaar Brazil
Toni Garrn is artfully covered topless. Still, plenty of cleav and sideboob. (Drunken Stepfather)
Hot Dakota Johnson and her MILF mom Melanie Griffith bikini on a beach. (TMZ)
Gisele Bundchen thanks her fans with a bikini pic on Instagram. (Huffington Post)
Kylie Jenner Instagrams her workout and it is uber sexy. (Popoholic)
But let’s talk about Jen Selter‘s booty. It’s amazing. (The Superficial)
Boobs are best when they bounce! Bounce boobs, bounce! (The Chive)
Kate Upton is boobtacular in this shoot for Edit Magazine. (COED)
You’d think the Bambi awards were some kind of adult entertainment achievement ceremony. Maybe that’s just where my wanders. In fact, they are something German given to celebrities for something I don’t quite understand. But they do it every year and big name hotties show up in Germany to perform and walk the red carpet and receive awards and smile. I’m guessing half the people walking the carpet have no idea what the award show is either. No matter, looking super sextastic, wave, and blush and say thank you a lot. That’s really all you need as an alluring woman to make it through most situations.
Toni Garnn looked sextacular in her cleavy gown while Ariana Grande did her typically coquettish flirty cat routine on the stage and Uma Thurman just strutted and preened like everybody’s super hot mom. I’d call that a successful evening. That’s how I imagine Sunday Night Football to be in the home of my dreams. Thanks, Toni Garrn, I would like some more Velveeta cheese dip, yes. Oh, that would be magical. So many crazy passion inducing women, so little time. Enjoy.
Leonardo DiCaprio might be reveling in the more intimate parts of German model Toni Garrn, but that doesn’t mean I can’t leer and drool and dream of Toni and her striking looks and lean hot body being a part of my breakfast cereal and beer daily diet regimen. What’s Leo got that I don’t got? Please don’t hurt me by making a list.
Toni took a turn modeling some fancy swimsuits and beachwear for Agua de Coco against some pretty cool looking aquariums, though I feel kind of silly for noticing anything beyond the sultry allure of Toni Garrn, a girl who didn’t just happen to become a model, but was plucked by the pros at a young age because of her certain ‘it’ factor. I’m not sure what ‘it’ is, I only know I want ‘it’ very badly. If the penguin wish to watch, that’s totally up to them. Enjoy.
Are you like me? Do you catch yourself saying, hmm, I wonder what Leo DiCaprio’s current model girlfriend’s funbags look like without her bikini top on. Well, wonder no more, curious traveler. For today we have a perfect peek at the au natural lovely peaks of Toni Garrn, the German hot model Leo is currently, um, dating.
Toni has been cruising around the Riviera the past couple of weeks with her karate kicking boyfriend on, naturally, a big cool yacht, and taking in some sun. It’s nice to see some ladies in the world not scared to death of Mother Sun and her Vitamin-D producing rays of goodness. So much so that Toni decided her special little puppies needed a little warm love. So, if you were wondering what Toni looked like topless. You have your answer — picture perfect. Enjoy.