Egotastic
We can give Europe credit for many things. First and foremost, their liberal views on female nudity. A big plus column win for them over us Puritanical Yanks. And their food and wine. Outstanding. And even many of the dramatic arts, heck, all these years later we're all still singing opera in Italian. But even the most ardent of Europhiles has to admit that when it comes to music, well, Europe just plain sucks. Not that U.S. popular music is much to brag to the Gods of Awesome Tunage about, but Euro music, well, it takes it down yet another notch. There was Mozart, and then right straight to Falco, with very little in-between. Jedward in the Eurovision song contest kind of summed it all up perfectly.
But... European music awards shows do know how to put on a proper party, a dress-up affair filled with sextastic celebrities dangling their diamonds and strutting their wares, such as at the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes over the weekend, where Taylor Swift once more showed off her new nicer melons, Alicia Keys looked simply hot, and Carly Rae Jepsen reminded us why we are so eagerly awaiting the inevitable release of her sex tape, she's a cutie. So, yes, crappy music. But, rewarded with some splendid looks. Almost worth it. Enjoy.
Taylor Swift Looks Hot, But Berenice Marlohe and Jessie J Deep Cleavage Win the 2013 BRIT Awards
It's not just award season here in the U.S., back in Jolly Old England the Britty types are also honoring their celebrities for their unending contributions to the artistic endowment of the human race, and, more importantly, bringing together some super hotties decked out and showing off in the process. So, we are obliged to peek.
And while Taylor Swift certainly looked rather stellar all dressed up and showing off her newly composed figure, it was Bond girl Berenice Marlohe, along with singer Jessie J, who stole the red carpet with displays of the boobtastic that deserved a herald's triumphant horn blast. Berenice in particular was flashing so much cleavage that we had our fingers crossed for a full on malfunction, of her wardrobe I mean, not our private parts, though the two clearly would've gone hand in hand, as it were. Enjoy.