Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift Goes For A Hike In Short Shorts

Taylor Swift went on a little hike wearing a pair of extra tiny shorts. These microscopic shorts gave us a view of Taylor’s most exquisite feature: those long beautiful legs. Sometimes at night I dream about those legs coming to wrap me in their heavenly embrace. I’ve said it before and I will undoubtedly say it again that Taylor has the best legs of anyone in the world of famous people. Whose stems can compare to those gams, (as a 1940′s detective might say)? No one, that’s who. It’s my job to bring you, our beloved reader, only the best in the realm of hotness. This is why we post so many pics of Taylor Swift’s legs. Her legs are like the filet mignon of hot chick stems.

Summer is coming to New York where both I and Taylor live. I shall have to redouble my efforts to walk a few paces behind her so I can watch her glide down the sidewalk with those legs.

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Taylor Swift Legs Hot Enough to Require Bodyguard Protection

Taylor Swift has legs and she knows how to use them. Say what you will about the tallest pop diva in Hollywood, she loves to show off her gams and I accept her show as a matter of good ogling faith. Short shorts no less in the Winter. That’s some effort. So much so apparently that it necessitated her body guard pushing her toward her car. That only usually happens when I see her in person. Perhaps a leg riot was brewing.

Taylor might be quaint and old-fashioned and fuddy duddy, but she’s definitely of the new music generation that hits the gym hard to build the body worth cooing over. Well, I coo, so shuddup. Those legs of hers could make me easily forget every little potential annoying thing about her otherwise. You can’t be critical when you’re scrapping for oxygen because she’s got you in a constrictor scissor lock. You can only be thankful. Enjoy.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Taylor Swift, Cara Delevingne Big Winners at the Elle Style Awards

I’m not exactly sure what Elle magazine was handing out awards for in London, but I suppose it has something to do with style and fashion and looking absolutely amazing so I’m going to assume, (a) I wasn’t even nominated, and (b) each of these deserving winners were deserving winners because I too would like to award them with trophies of one kind of another.

Rosie Huntington-Whitely was named something close to smart model of the year, Taylor Swift won just for being awesome and wearing something low cut, Cara Delevingne was name movie starlet or something despite not being in movies, and Lindsay Lohan was given an award and four drink tickets and I can’t tell you which of those two she didn’t forget at her table at the end of the evening. More importantly, it was a wonderful night filled with hotties decked out in their super finest. And I’m sure H&M sold a lot of goods. Everybody wins when everybody ogles. Enjoy.

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Taylor Swift Super Leggy While Shopping In LA

I have a theory as to why Taylor Swift has been in LA a lot instead of here with me in New York City. It is balls turning blue cold here right now and Taylor would have to not only cover her legs but wear multiple layers. It is a scientific fact that Taylor Swift has the hottest legs on the planet. She knows it too which is why she likes to always show off her legs and she can’t very well do that here. I don’t care how she has to make it happen as long as she never wears pants. If she’s got to migrate throughout the year like some kind of bird I would like to F, then so be it. I honestly don’t think she’d mind, in fact I think that’s her plan.

So, now I’ve got to plan a trip out to LA so I can continue…er…not stalking but trying to admire from afar.

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Taylor Swift Wears A Short Skirt To A Photography Studio In Hollywood

Pop princess and tall drink of water Taylor Swift was spotted leaving a photographer’s studio in Hollywood wearing a very short skirt. A skirt that short can only mean that Taylor’s most amazing features were on display: those legs. Good Lord above, those legs drive me crazy. I’ve said it before and I will undoubtedly say it again, that Taylor Swift has the best legs in the business. They are so long, firm, and silky smooth. As if that wasn’t enough of a gift from Taylor she also wore a shirt with a plunging neckline which made her ta-tas look incredible. They are like two perfect peaches rip off the tree. I keep trying to accidentally but on purpose run into her outside her place in New York but the sly minx has given me the slip.

I enjoy our little game of cat and mouse, Taylor. But one day, you will be mine. Not literally, but you know, in my head.

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Claudia Romani Thong Selfie, Taylor Swift Bikini Sapphics, Lady Gaga Deep Yoga Bends Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, my oh my. How the social media hot pics do fly. Around the digisphere and the interweb, with stops at my heart and my lower heart, being sure to say howdy and drop off some happy feelings. It really continues to amaze me how prolific the hottest ladies are with they and their buddy’s cameras with the subsequent desire to share their sextastic poses. It’s truly wonderful. Let us never forsake this gift.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Taylor Swift in a bikini with her bikini girlfriends, Lady Gaga going deep asstastic up yoga bends, Claudia Romani thong stylings, Kylie Jenner showing off her cleavage, Miley Cyrus in a bikini, Jessica Hinton in one damn fine bikini, and much much more. You owe it to however much you’re about to lose on the Super Bowl this weekend to check out each and every one of these amazingly candid skin filled photos. Enjoy.

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Super Leggy Taylor Swift Heads To Ballet Class In NYC

In the annals of hotness history I predict that one day Taylor Swift will be regarded as having the all time greatest legs ever. They are like a mile long and are perfectly toned and silky smooth. They were looking particularly nice in this white dress ensemble she was sporting on her way to ballet practice. The knowledge that she’s doing ballet makes me very excited, mainly because it can only mean that her near perfect legs will get even better. Have you checked out a ballerina’s stems? At my college they used to house the girls of the Houston ballet in the dorms and my friends and I would find excuses to go to campus to check them out while they stretched and leaped in their tights. I wonder if I can audit Taylor’s class just so I can watch her?

But that would never work. I’m pretty sure tights don’t come in my size and if they do they shouldn’t.

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