Egotastic
As you know, there is statistically a 0.0003% chance of us going to see the Zac Efron rom-drama The Lucky Ones; the only improbable instance of our attending a theatrical showing of this film involves Salma Hayek and the offer of a sloppy handy in the back row of the premiere, which leads us to a statistical relevance that rounds down to zero.
Nevertheless, we'd be remiss if we didn't note the breakout hotness of Boston native Taylor Schilling, who plays the chief sentimental chick role in the film and has looked all kinds of hot at each and every one of the movie premieres about the Western World, where Efron has been receiving all the attention, but Taylor Schilling has been receiving all of our ogling time, most especially when she seems to be missing any type of upper undergarments.
If somebody actually goes to see this movie, we'd love a review on Taylor. If anybody has any nekkid photos of her, we'd love that about a hundred times more. Very hot young lady. Enjoy.
‘Orange is the New Black’ Netflix’s New Women’s Prison Dramedy: Cue the Catfight Countdown
Ok, given the vast universe of TV shows to watch, our first choice is almost never lady-centric ladydramas (Sorry, Meredith Baxter). But, what if you added a prison into the mix? Wouldn't that change the game? It certainly would.
Netflix is banking on that, in fact, with their new lady-prison ladydrama, Orange is the New Black. It's exactly that mental image of 70s and 80s prison exploitation films really made us wanna give this one a look-see. Driven by thoughts of Caged Heat, Chained Heat, and Red Heat among others, and all of the torn- jumpsuit catfight-tastic action one expects from such films, we eagerly clicked on Orange's newly-dropped trailer.
The basic idea is that Taylor Schilling plays some yuppie white lady who had a lesbian lover once, apparently, with whom she briefly smuggled drugs and now she's gotta be the new girl in a somewhat hard-core prison. Trailer highlights? A brief nipslip and the line, 'I have a prison wife, her name is Crazy Eyes.' Sadly, it's not what we were expecting, but y'know, if there's nothing else to watch...
Let the Catfight Countdown begin.
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