Tamara Ecclestone

Tamara Ecclestone Nekkid For Playboy Because Rich Girls Just Want to Have Fun

 

So, you're a Forumla One heiress worth hundreds of millions of dollars, you along with your sister two of the wealthiest young hotties on the planet, what do you do for shits and giggles? Well, after you've bought a few mansions, plenty of sports cars, vacationed in St. Tropez, bedded famous party dudes, and bought a literal boatload full of diamonds -- well, you get nekkid for Playboy. Every girl has a dream, and for Tamara Ecclestone, that dream was to flash her bare body on the pages of the Bunny magazine.

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Thanks to our good friends at Playboy Plus for this rather newsworthy peek at the May 2013 Tamara Ecclestone pictorial spread in Playboy. Tamara's pretty damn hot. Add all those zeros in her bank account to her looks and I'm quite prepared to send her my marriage proposal right now. She is engaged currently, but you know how those things go with rich girls. They ultimately marry somebody who will piss off daddy. I so fit that job profile. Enjoy.

Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Pictures Drop Heiress Boob Bombs on Miami

I think Tamara Ecclestone is back to single status again. Though it's only a matter of time before the heiress to the F1 Racing fortune with the big tubes finds herself another male model looking beau. Rich hot girls with big hooters do tend to do fairly well for themselves in the dating pool, especially when they can put on a boobtastic bikini show like Tamara has been doing in Miami Beach this week. Hey, she paid good money for those puppies and she's going to let them off the leash in public from time to time. Or, everyday.

Someday, my own heiress ship will come in and I'll be the kept man I've always known was my destiny. A life of golf and spas and jet set travel, and crossing my fingers behind my back as I assure my well-to-do wife that I am not sleeping with her hotter younger sister. I can't wait. Enjoy.

Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Pictures for the Smoking Hot-Bodied Heiress in Miami Routine

Tamara Ecclestone might have some flaws about her, but with a net worth into the hundreds of millions of dollars of F-1 Racing money, and that bodacious body on display in Miami, we could easily look past her various weak points and focus on the treasure chest at hand.

Tamara took her cigarettes and pumped up boobtastic to the beach on a holiday to relax from her partying and lingerie line modeling and to remind all the dudes she's dumped in the past couple of years that she's still carrying the grand prize, not only in her bikini, but in her bank account. There's much work to be done, but consider me on a plane today to Miami to kick off Operation: Bill's Early Retirement Plan. Enjoy.

Tamara Ecclestone Lingerie Pictures Depict a Sexy Young Heiress Who I Might Just Have to Marry

Look, whether it be for love or money, or, more precisely, the love of money, as much as my pure lust-meter drives me in various sexy celebrity directions, I've come to the age as a practical man when I realize that being 'kept' may be the preferred method of future existence. And one could be kept my much worse than brunette model heiress Tamara Ecclestone, heiress along with her sister to the Formula One racing fortune, estimated well in excess of one billion dollars.

Featured in this month's Loaded magazine, the freshly single heiress flashes a killer lingerie body that you'd normally have to pay to see, but since she doesn't need the dough, I'm assuming beggarly 24x7 kissing up will serve in its place, and I am fully prepared to kiss that ass all the way to the bank, or the bedroom, or both.

Yes, growing up means giving up on childish dreams and building a more pragmatic life model, and I believe mine just might involve winters in the South of France. Enjoy.

Tamara Ecclestone, Eliza Doolittle, and Elizabeth Hurley Highlight the Hotness at Elton John Gala

I'll say this for Elton John, while his first new album in twenty years continues to be delayed, his work on behalf of global charities, more specifically, his ability to bring in sextastic celebrities to attend his charity galas continues unabated.

At his Grey Goose sponsored AIDS Foundation event over the weekend in London, Sir Elton was able to gather up a gaggle of hotties including newly single billionaire heiress and sideboob flasher extraordinaire, Tamara Ecclestone, underrated singing cutie Eliza Doolittle, and one of our all-time favorite MILFs with freshly young new boobs, Elizabeth Hurley, all for a good cause, which included us ogling them in their flattering fineries on the red carpet. Enjoy.

Tamara Ecclestone and Her Big Hooters Are Rich and Eligible Again

F-1 Racing heiress Tamara Ecclestone recently broke up with her long time boyfriend, some stupid dude who bought her a limited edition Ferrari last year if we recall correctly, which just goes to show how stupid men can get when it comes to hot girls. Dude, you lose.

And that same guy was on the outside looking in of the fancy club where Tamara partied over the weekend with some new guy in tow, in addition to her tipsy ta-tas which were on solid display as she wobbled out of the party spot, making sure her ex got a good look at the funbags he'd no longer be fondling, you know, despite that Ferrari purchase.

Guys, remember, don't buy hot girls expensive cars or puppies, you will come to regret both. Assuredly. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian, Nina Dobrev, and Kate Upton Among the Many Many Hotties at Cannes amfAR Gala

You know nobody loves a gala more than me. Big swank dress-up affair. As long as crocs are excepted footwear, I'm in. Especially so when half the hot-women in the known universe are in attendance, like the amfAR Gala in Cannes last night, where it was wall to wall sextastic celebrities. Some we love, some we love a little less, but all looked hot and I'm told the drinks were free, so who has time to judge personalities.

Which brings me to Kim Kardashian, who outside of nipple slipping and showboating, had little reason to be in Cannes, but, hell, she looked pretty hot at the amfAR event; so did her former high school classmate (educational term used loosely), Billionaire Barbie, along with the likes of Kate Upton, Nina Dobrev, and too many others to even name. But check them out, because it's sure to spark you're 'I'm Going to Be A Future Movie Producer and Bang My Leading Ladies' fantasies.

And, oh, for a surprise, check out the gallery and see if you can find who wore the boobtastic see-through dress to the party. Enjoy.

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