Stacy Keibler

Stacy Keibler Pink Bikini Long Hot Tanned Body Madness in Miami

Stacy Keibler is really a woman among girls. Or a girl among girls in many of my dreams regarding her statuesque wrestling hot taut body. When she comes out to play in a bikini it’s not really fair to the other members of the same gendered species as she just exudes the sextastic from every pore. When I think about George Clooney actively decided he was through with her, I begin to cry. I wonder if she’d let me be her rebound boyfriend? For like four to seven minutes depending on the tradewinds.

It’s always a good day when Stacy Keibler all oiled down and shiny comes into your life. A great day when in a tiny bikini. Enjoy.

Stacy Keibler All Kinds of Cleavetastic at ACE Awards

I was going to look up what the ACE Awards actually are, but that would take away time devoted to staring at the ridiculously hot body of Stacy Keibler, who stole the red carpet for the event last night by flashing all kinds of wondrous skin. I happen to think she looks better without that dressed up goofball tugging on her arm at all of these formal events.

If anybody was wondering if Stacy Keibler has still got it. Oh, yes, she does, and I wish I had some of it. Good on you, Stacy, for showing up so sextastic. Enjoy.

Stacy Keibler Cleavetastic for Kimmel

Stacy Keibler is fitting and wiggling herself into some of the tiniest dresses available these days and I couldn’t be happier. The tall lean busty former wrestling diva must be shopping in the showy-girls department at the store, just figuring out which undersized frock is going to get her more notice. I suppose women’s magazines will call this a ‘don’t’, I simply call it a must ogle.

Stacy hit the Jimmy Kimmel show and was just about bursting out of her top. Given that the show is taped live, this could’ve let to a wondrous affair. However, we are sad to report this morning that Stacy’s luscious boobtastic remained clad throughout the show. Though I can assure you, this was not the case in our minds. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Stacy Keibler Lead List of Hotties in Leather at New York Fashion Week

Somebody very wise once told me, in every pile of poop there is a nugget of gold. It took me a lot of really messy ventures before I realized this was just a metaphor for finding the silver lining in cloud, which, is also a metaphor I never really understood. But I applied it to New York Fashion Week, a multi-day celebration of people spending tons of money to cover up women’s bodies. At least, that’s how I see fashion. And it could be quite depressing that so many billions of dollars go into making it harder for us to see the true beauty of the fine female form, were it not for the fact that so many fine females actually attend events like New York Fashion Week.

And I couldn’t help but notice this weekend, so many of them were in leather. Now, chaps and spankings fantasies aside, there’s no denying seeing super hotties like AnnaSophia Robb, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, and Stacy Keibler in leather goods makes me feel like a very horny cowboy. I was going to say happy cowboy, but you’d know I just meant horny. So, check out these gold nuggets of hot tanned cow skin. It almost makes Fashion Week worthwhile.

Stacy Keibler and Naomi Campbell in Bikinis for Spanish Yacht Supremacy

I’m not exactly sure of the relationship between Stacy Keibler and Naomi Campbell, but I know at least one of them has been on the receiving end of The George, and quite possibly both. Also, both obliged us oglers who otherwise don’t get to vacation on yachts off the Southern coast of spain with some outstanding visuals of the 30-something and 40-something hotties still more than holding their own.

To be fair, I think the yacht actually belongs to Roberto Cavalli, who as one of the world’s few straight fashion designers, has a certain eye for bringing talent aboard his ship, passing around champagne, and getting the girls down to hardly any clothing. Good on him. Yes, I am jealous. but I can still respect another man’s game. Enjoy.

Paz Vega, Stacy Keibler, Alessandra Ambrosio Highlight the Hotties at the Cannes amfAR Gala

You know I love me a good celebrity gala. I mean, theoretically speaking. I never really get invited so much, so I’m a bit more like Cinderella watching the highfalutin proceedings from afar, wishing my fairy godmother would arrive with a carriage. I mean, I’m that, but more manly, obviously. Still, how I do wish I could attend one of these high end amfAR shindigs around the globe that bring out all the model hotties in their finest and often most revealing gowns. And bling too, if you’re into that, though my preference lies in what dangles beneath the dangling diamonds.

The amfAR gala in Cannes last night brought out some serious good looking women in the form of Paz Vega, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Stacy Keibler, and more. It’s an event at which I really think I could’ve cleaned up. As in, cleaning up the actual event with a broom was probably my only chance to attend. Still, there’s nothing like a dream to keep the redheaded stepchild smiling well into the night. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, and Heidi Klum Heat Up 2012 American Music Awards Red Carpet

Now, by this time you know how we feel about the Grammys and the American Music Awards and pretty much all other music award shows and their relationship to good music — zero correlation. Truly. Really. Honestly. And we say that hardly as music snobs, just grown adult males for whom popular music left us long ago, or we left it, either way, we can’t stand it any more than a grade schooler can brussel sprouts. It’s not natural.

And, yet, there’s no denying that the ranks of the pop music world are filled with some of our favorite ladies of the sextastic, some performers, some just omnipresent celebs, all of whom do manage to turn the 2012 American Music Awards into hot-watchable television tonight.

Included in our list of girls who gave us happy wood tonight on the red carpet are Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Heidi Klum, Stacy Keibler, Hayden Panettiere, Jenny McCarthy, and Kesha (what? yep, you heard us right, Kesha, she made herself over so much we got all worked up before we realized it was Kesha — let’s call this one misdirected boner). Enjoy.