Egotastic
Now, by this time you know how we feel about the Grammys and the American Music Awards and pretty much all other music award shows and their relationship to good music -- zero correlation. Truly. Really. Honestly. And we say that hardly as music snobs, just grown adult males for whom popular music left us long ago, or we left it, either way, we can't stand it any more than a grade schooler can brussel sprouts. It's not natural.
And, yet, there's no denying that the ranks of the pop music world are filled with some of our favorite ladies of the sextastic, some performers, some just omnipresent celebs, all of whom do manage to turn the 2012 American Music Awards into hot-watchable television tonight.
Included in our list of girls who gave us happy wood tonight on the red carpet are Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Heidi Klum, Stacy Keibler, Hayden Panettiere, Jenny McCarthy, and Kesha (what? yep, you heard us right, Kesha, she made herself over so much we got all worked up before we realized it was Kesha -- let's call this one misdirected boner). Enjoy.
Paz Vega, Stacy Keibler, Alessandra Ambrosio Highlight the Hotties at the Cannes amfAR Gala
You know I love me a good celebrity gala. I mean, theoretically speaking. I never really get invited so much, so I'm a bit more like Cinderella watching the highfalutin proceedings from afar, wishing my fairy godmother would arrive with a carriage. I mean, I'm that, but more manly, obviously. Still, how I do wish I could attend one of these high end amfAR shindigs around the globe that bring out all the model hotties in their finest and often most revealing gowns. And bling too, if you're into that, though my preference lies in what dangles beneath the dangling diamonds.
The amfAR gala in Cannes last night brought out some serious good looking women in the form of Paz Vega, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Stacy Keibler, and more. It's an event at which I really think I could've cleaned up. As in, cleaning up the actual event with a broom was probably my only chance to attend. Still, there's nothing like a dream to keep the redheaded stepchild smiling well into the night. Enjoy.
LAST YEAR'S AMFAR GALA IN CANNES WHERE I ALSO WASN'T INVITED