Stacy Keibler

Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, and Heidi Klum Heat Up 2012 American Music Awards Red Carpet

By Bill Swift | November 18, 2012 @ 8:29 pm

The Hotties Show Up for the 2012 American Music Awards

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Now, by this time you know how we feel about the Grammys and the American Music Awards and pretty much all other music award shows and their relationship to good music -- zero correlation. Truly. Really. Honestly. And we say that hardly as music snobs, just grown adult males for whom popular music left us long ago, or we left it, either way, we can't stand it any more than a grade schooler can brussel sprouts. It's not natural.

And, yet, there's no denying that the ranks of the pop music world are filled with some of our favorite ladies of the sextastic, some performers, some just omnipresent celebs, all of whom do manage to turn the 2012 American Music Awards into hot-watchable television tonight.

Included in our list of girls who gave us happy wood tonight on the red carpet are Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Heidi Klum, Stacy Keibler, Hayden Panettiere, Jenny McCarthy, and Kesha (what? yep, you heard us right, Kesha, she made herself over so much we got all worked up before we realized it was Kesha -- let's call this one misdirected boner). Enjoy.

Stacy Keibler Revealing Dress Reveals One Super Fine Body at ‘Argo’ Premiere

By Bill Swift | October 5, 2012 @ 10:11 am

Stacy Keibler Sexy Cut-Out Tight Dress at Argo Premiere in LA

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At last night's premiere of the Iranian Revolution rescue movie, Argo, we needed a little rescue ourselves after spotting Stacy Keibler in a knockout revealing dress, showing off every inch of her what appears to be ten-foot tall ridiculously hot body.

Sometimes, we look at Stacy Keibler, and our jaws just go slack and our hearts race and our galvanic skin response gives away our indecent thoughts, and other times we look and just wonder how on earth someday soon George Clooney is going to dump her because he's tired of knocking her taut sweet boot. Unimaginable, but true. Enjoy.

COULD YOU EVER IMAGINE GIVING UP THIS BODY IN YOUR BED?

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Stacy Keibler and Audrina Patridge Form a Hotness Sandwich Whilst Pimping in Vegas

By Bill Swift | June 5, 2012 @ 10:10 am

Stacy Keibler and Audrina Patridge at Simon G Jewelry Launch in Palazzo Las Vegas Hotel

Stacy Keibler in a Black Revealing Dress at Simon G Jewelry Launch

Audrina Patridge in a White Tight Dress at Simon G Jewelry Launch

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I couldn't possibly not share the not-so-crusty sandwich ends of what could be the most remarkably hot sandwich of the week with Stacy Keibler and Audrina Patridge pimping the shizz out of some jewelry store launch in Vegas over the weekend.

The two super hot-bodied celebs primped and preened and smiled and strutted and tried to sell silver, gold, and sextastic and made me wonder what it might be like to turn to my left in the morning and see Stacy, turn to my right and see Audrina, then just turn up to face the heavens and whisper an almighty thanks. Enjoy.

STACY KEIBLER BRINGS HER PUPPIES OUT TO PLAY FOR SPECIAL EVENTS

Stacy Keibler at the Premiere of The Descendants

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AUDRINA PATRIDGE BIKINI PICTURES ARE EVER SWEET

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Jessica Alba, Sara Jean Underwood, and Aubrey O’Day Among the Hotties Showing Off in This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | May 10, 2012 @ 1:25 pm

Aubrey O'Day Showing Butt Crack While Trying on a Dress

Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara Celebrating Cinco De Mayo

Jessica Alba before The Met Costume Gala

Elizabeth Gillies Busty in White Tank Top

Alexa Vega Trying on dress in Dressing Room

Amanda Holden Sideboob Shot Prepping for Britain's Got Talent TV Show

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It's something like a phenomenon, baby. These hot celebrities just can't stop celebrating their own hotness by way of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and other media where they get to control what goes out there of their own image. And, by control, I mean they simply can't get enough of showing themselves off to the general public. Without egos, there'd be no Egotastic!

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the precious delights of Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara partying together on Cinco De Mayo, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her every ready cleavage, Adrianne Curry in some memorably revealing poses, Aubrey O'Day showing lots of nekkid butt, and so much more goodness, it must be seen to be be-lusted. Enjoy.

UNCOVERED: Stacy Keibler Lingerie Pictures Epic (That Mean’s Super) Hot

By Bill Swift | March 29, 2012 @ 12:58 pm

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Talk about a home run coming out of left field. Wait, that doesn't make sense. Nor does the sudden appearance of these classic, as in 2008, photos of Stacy Keibler and her sick hot body in lingerie which have appeared suddenly out of the mists of the sextastic beyond. Either way, prayer answered.

As always, with all things Stacy Keibler outrageously hot, we must utter our jealous disdain for George Clooney for 'gittin to tap 'dat'', and let an exasperated 'ooh' out of our own lust-filled lungs. She is so fine. Enjoy.

For the entire set of Stacy Keibler lingerie pictures, visit SocialiteLife.

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READER FINDS: Eniko Mihalik Topless, Stacy Keibler Fine-Arsed, Hannah Simone Nip Slip on New Girl, and Much Much More…

By Bill Swift | March 2, 2012 @ 11:04 am

Naughty Naughty Readers!

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Oh yes, our most favorite time of the week, our four-times monthly Christmas as we see it, the moment at which Kismet meets Karma meets a whole lot of hot celebrity skin thanks to the Magellan like circumnavigation of the nekkid celebrity world at the hands of our own Readers, digging deep and wide for some shots of the deep and wide to share with their millions of peers. I think I'm going to cry.

This week's Reader Finds includes the newly discovered talents of Eniko Mihalik on full display, equally luscious breaking big model Nina Agdal topless, Elizabeth Gillies exceptionally hot, Brittney Palmer sexy re-creation of Showgirls poses, musically inclined Skylar Grey sideboob, TOWIE sister Billie Faiers topless swimming pool party, Hannah Simone slipping nip on New Girl, Stacy Keibler fine-arsed, Renee Olstead cleavetastic, and Saskia de Brauw model hot and flashing puppies. It's all so profoundly non-puritanical.

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Stacy Keibler Goes Animal As She Takes Her Hot Body on Audition

By Bill Swift | February 29, 2012 @ 11:08 am

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Don't you know, it's not enough for Stacy Keibler to be the current bang-ee of The Clooney, she wants a job of her own. So the statuesque blonde got all dolled up, her long lean hot body in a leopard print, her script in head, and headed out for auditions.

Now, we have no idea whether or not Stacy Keibler has any thespianic skills whatsoever, but we're pretty certain that within five seconds on the casting couch, she's probably landing pretty much any job she tries out for. In fact, I have a job in mind for her right now. Yeah, I know, low hanging fruit. Enjoy.