Stacy Keibler

Stacy Keibler Brings the Puppies Out to Play on the Red Carpet for ‘The Descendants’

Clooney! How does he do it? We have some ideas on that front of course, but none we wish to explore man-o-to-man-o, we'll simply sit back and continue to be jealous as he boinks his way through half of Hottieville, taken out a random, but ever-hot assortment of sexy actresses and models like the survival of the human species depends upon his procreative activities.

Stacy Keibler has been trailing The George on his European tour supporting the opening of The Descendants, and looking hot at every stop along the way, most notably in London for the U.K. premiere of the film where Stacy showed a whole lot of cleave on the red carpet, so much so that her boob tape started to show (for those not in the girl dressing know, the boob tape is the flesh colored double sided tape the busty girls wear mid-teat to keep their dress tops from wrenching too far away from their flesh puppies and creating nipple slips -- hence, we hate boob tape!). But we lust Stacy Keibler who makes for one stunning movie premiere date. And after-party date. And after-after party date when all she's wearing is boob tape and a smile. It's a dream. Enjoy.

Three-Way to Heaven

Bar Refaeli + Cameron Diaz + Naomi Campbell = The Dream. (GossipCenter)

The controversial Rihanna video that was too hot for an Irish farmer. (HuffPo)

Scarlett Johansson was a nagging wife. (FoxNews)

Let's all stare down Katie Holmes shirt. (TheSuperficial)

Stacy Kiebler taped up boobage. (Popoholic)

Nordic ice skating hottie, Kiira Korpi. (TheChive)

Jessica Alba goes shopping for pumpkins. (theFABlife)

Check out Diana Falzone covering New York ComicCon. (Paltalk)

READER FINDS: Ariana Grande Upskirt, Giada DeLaurentiis Nipple Slip, Rosie Jones Boobtastic, Julie Bowen Wardrobe Malfunction, Stacy Keibler Bare Bottom, and Shanina Shaik Hotness

 

Each week, we leave it up to our readers to collect and disseminate (apropos) some of the finest faptastic fineries in all of celebrity land, and you all never disappoint. You're the Kobe Bryant of consistent scoring, you know, minus the backcourt hotel room misconduct. It's all good.

This weeks contribution from our ogling community at large includes a peek-a-butt of Ariana Grande, a single-frame slip of ever-cleavy Giada De Laurentiis, Rosie Jones flashing her mighty roses, what at least appears to be a Julie Bowen bare top reveal, Stacy Keibler and her perfect asstastic on your coffee table, and newcomer Shanina Shaik spreading the multicultural hotness.

Bump No More

January Jones body looks damn good considering a human being was just living in there. (SocialiteLife)

Angela Simmons gets (covered) nude for PETA. (HuffPo)

Her marriage might be in trouble, but at least Demi Moore is still hot. (FoxNews)

Avril Lavigne, sexy birthday girl. (Idolator)

Elisabetta Canalis battling it out with Stacy Keibler? (GossipCop)

Salma Hayek loves herself some Puss. (LaineyGossip)

How the effed-up economy is hurting your favorite characters. (Cracked)

Stacy Keibler Comes Clean That She’s Doing the Dirty With Clooney

Let the Clooney hate continue as the 50-something Lothario officially unveiled the not-so-secret fact that he's been banging the she-stuffing out of uber-leggy wrestling diva, Stacy Keibler, for the past several weeks now, since his breakup with Elisabetta Canalis. Stacy Keibler took herself and her rock hard body out to show over the weekend at her new boyfriend's Ides of March film premiere in Toronto, flashing sexy-back and sexy-back once more.

Yes, I know, Yoda, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering, but The George is just riding too high these days (literally riding too high). Enjoy.

Stacy Keibler Bikini Pictures Will Make You Hate The George

If you've had no other reason to dislike George Clooney before, then the time is now. Stacy Keibler as your rebound chick after dumping Elisabetta Canalis? Out of this world, a girl-dump-to-new-girl flight of Icarus proportions. Oh, yes, we do get jealous, especially after seeing these new Stacy Keibler bikini pictures shot over the weekend. Those legs, that body, holy unfairness. Clooney!  Enjoy.

(We threw in even more Stacy Keibler hotness pictures from over the weekend, just to drive ourselves even crazier with the green-eyed monster.)

Weekend Links

Jennifer Love Hewitt boobtastic movie premiere. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Chastain wants to show more skin. (HuffPo)

Julia Lescova is the sexy new GUESS girl. (FoxNews)

Kirsten Dunst wants you to know about her boobs. (TheSuperficial)

Zooey Deschanel, Rashida Jones and Elizabeth Banks: the hotness trifecta. (TMZ)

Beyonce looks good on the cover of another magazine. (GossipOnThis)

Stacy Keibler works up a sweat. (SocialiteLife)

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