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The celebrities in Hottieville put on quite the show this weekend as the unofficial Halloween parties raged across all parts of Hollywood, a chance for the people who get paid to be fake for a living to finally do so in some decent costumes, and a continuation of the most especially benevolent trend of girls dressing showier and showier for All Hallowed Saints day. The sweet visual candy to answer our trick or treat query.
A bunch of sextastic celebs went the extra mile this weekend to be more hot than horrid, including a surprise showing from Jessica Alba as Mrs. Incredible (indeed), Alessandra Ambrosio as some kind of domme military guard that made us weak in our knees, Sophie Turner as something that showed off her hot body, Jessica White in lingerie and garters, Fergie as a naughty kitty, Courtney Stodden as just plain naughty, and just a bunch of others must-see costumed sites.
We love sexy cosplay like a fish loves water, so we were in heaven this weekend. Enjoy.
Sophie Turner and Her Body Faptastic Win Our Blue Balls Ribbon Halloween Costume Prize
Okay, so the blessedly unending need for sextastic celebrities to draw attention to their hotness goes on 365 days a year, but our awarding of the Blue Balls Ribbon Halloween Costume to Sophie Turner and her ridiculously hot show of skin and curves on the 31st officially marks our end of this specific holiday's cosplay coverage.
And what a way to go out. Sophie Turner has a body that we dream about thrice evening during our REM sleep, forever waking up with our mouths wide open biting about our comfy pillows. We're told it's a quite natural sleep-response for males in the age 12-14 category, so it's only natural that is still affect us.
But just look at Sophie bending and preening and flashing and tell me that Halloween image is not going to haunt you in your sleep evermore. Enjoy.
WE'VE NEVER STOPPED LUSTING SOPHIE TURNER