We do so lust the body on Sophie Turner and her willingness to share it with the rest of the world by way of sweet deep cleavage bikini pics on Twitter. Talk about a giving soul.
There are hot bodies and then there are smoking hot, must-destroy-anything-in-my-path-to-have bodies. As far as Sophie Turner's goes, well, look out, there's going to be some destruction. Enjoy.
There's one thing you can never take away from Sophie Turner, though I'd like to try and take it away to my splendid suite at the Red Roof Inn for the weekend -- that wicked hot and curvy body the Aussie model and reality show starlet puts on display every time she leaves the house, even for just a midday stroll through The Grove shopping mall.
While there is some discussion about what is going on upstairs with Sophie, what is going on downstairs, and specifically stairs right there in the middle area, well, that is one staircase I'd like to climb over and over again with the screams of a young lady just discovering the bannister for the first time. Twisted perhaps, nevertheless, completely honest. Enjoy.
I really do believe that the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is becoming one of the highlights of my week here, I mean, along with my twice weekly constitutions and and my erotic foot massages from a suspiciously moustached woman named Dong, the sight of so much hot celebrity skin published and broadcast by the celebrities themselves, well, it makes me all kinds of happy the Internet got invented.
This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes utterly udder goodness including multiple hot bikini shots of Sophie Turner, more Paulina Gretzky naughitness, some sweet sideboob from Aly Michalka, Kendall Jenner flashing skin, natch, Aubrey O'Day flashing asstastic, and a whole lot more self-promoted private goodness. Do check it out, or miss out, and feel sad and full of despair. Enjoy.
These girls just can't get enough of themselves, and, in the reverse, we can't get enough of them. The solution for their narcissism and our lustissim? Twitter and Facebook by goody goodness. The social networks where for the fifteen minutes a day these sextastic celebrities are not being photographed by leagues of high-powered paid photographers, they are themselves creating photo magic with their personal cameras and cell phones and sharing even more intimate images of themselves with the world. It's ever so perfect.
This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Kendall Jenner, Kari Byron, Arianny Celeste, Ariana Grande, and, well a ton ton more hotness. You really must see what the girls are doing when alone with their cameras. Enjoy.
I remember once in fourth grade, all the boys were snickering because our relatively hot teacher Mrs. Karapetian (she was an elementary school teacher '7') was accidentally flashing her belly button in class beneath a shorter top. The boys all turned to me for my turn at a snicker, but I was just completely catatonic, my eyes affixed on Mrs. K's hint of tummy, the very early stages of idiot guy look forming on my face. This was no laughing matter.
All of which I keep recalling as we get a gander at the bare midriff of Aussie model Sophie Turner. There's something ever so special about how Sophie Turner appears in public. Oh, sure, we could use the words curvaceous or delicious or born-to-breed, or we could roll that all up into the simple term, 'wow'. Yep, Sophie Turner makes that monosyllabic utterance escape from your drooling mouth every time you see her in one or another of her form fitting outfits, in this case, flashing her sweet bosom and bare midriff and a little hint of one of the world's finest bottoms outside of Katsuya restaurant in Hollywood.
It's like a Christmas package missing but a ribbon. And I'm sure you can come up with something creative in that department as well. Enjoy.
She's an actress. She's a model. She's one fine piece of sextastic thunder from Down Under. Sophie Turner simply has a body that makes men wet their wallets with groovy anticipation. A body that you know will ultimately destroy you in some slow, insidious, hurtful fashion, and, still, you go for it. That's a world class body.
In Vegas over the weekend pimping the shizz out of something or other very important to the Casino-economy, Sophie Turner slipped into a green dress that made her look like just about the hottest woodland sprite ever. And when she gets to gnawing slowly on that big thick piece of meat at the Vegas steak house, well, I just want to revel in a phallically symbolic way.
Sophie Turner will hurt you. And you will love it. Enjoy.
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Sophie Turner See-Through Skirt Flashes a Labor of Cheeky Love
How did you spend your Labor Day? As you may know, Egotastic! spent the bulk of the day perfecting pork butt on the grill, but our butt could not nearly match the asstastic presentation put on by hot-bodied Aussie wonderment, Sophie Turner, who flashed her down under region at a Labor Day party in Brentwood.
Now, outside of the occasional car crash from passing by ogling gentleman, nobody was harmed by Sophie's flashy garb, her body flawless exhibition, or her ability to turn an American holiday dedicated to hard labor and turn it into a labor of lust for oglers everywhere. This is how we got the word 'holiday' in the first place, it's a contraction for 'holy faptastic, check out Sophie's arse today!' Enjoy.
SOPHIE TURNER IN HER JOSH RYAN PHOTOSHOOT REMAINS OUR FAVORITE