Our video game editor Aaron doesn’t think there’s such a thing as Whooty — White Booty — or that there is an actual subculture of readers with this particular fetish. Meh, he’s probably right. But given this is a time of gratitude, we’re going to celebrate here on Egotastic! those few and far between women of limited color whose bottoms often make us turn red in the face.
Here’s 10 of our bigger-get badonkadonks. It’s Whooty Time!
Okay, so the blessedly unending need for sextastic celebrities to draw attention to their hotness goes on 365 days a year, but our awarding of the Blue Balls Ribbon Halloween Costume to Sophie Turner and her ridiculously hot show of skin and curves on the 31st officially marks our end of this specific holiday’s cosplay coverage.
And what a way to go out. Sophie Turner has a body that we dream about thrice evening during our REM sleep, forever waking up with our mouths wide open biting about our comfy pillows. We’re told it’s a quite natural sleep-response for males in the age 12-14 category, so it’s only natural that is still affect us.
But just look at Sophie bending and preening and flashing and tell me that Halloween image is not going to haunt you in your sleep evermore. Enjoy.
The celebrities in Hottieville put on quite the show this weekend as the unofficial Halloween parties raged across all parts of Hollywood, a chance for the people who get paid to be fake for a living to finally do so in some decent costumes, and a continuation of the most especially benevolent trend of girls dressing showier and showier for All Hallowed Saints day. The sweet visual candy to answer our trick or treat query.
A bunch of sextastic celebs went the extra mile this weekend to be more hot than horrid, including a surprise showing from Jessica Alba as Mrs. Incredible (indeed), Alessandra Ambrosio as some kind of domme military guard that made us weak in our knees, Sophie Turner as something that showed off her hot body, Jessica White in lingerie and garters, Fergie as a naughty kitty, Courtney Stodden as just plain naughty, and just a bunch of others must-see costumed sites.
We love sexy cosplay like a fish loves water, so we were in heaven this weekend. Enjoy.
And the self-published hits just keep rolling right along.
The old saying goes, if you got it, flaunt it. And there’s no doubt that these celebrity girls have got it, and if there’s nobody else around to help them flaunt it, well, by golly, they’re going to make sure they do it themselves. Call it gumption, call it moxie, or just call it a wood-inducing set of sweet hot homemade pics we like to call the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup.
This week’s roundup features barely legal Courtney Stodden flashing mass cleavage, Kelly Brook showing off her perfect booty, Sophie Turner doubling down with a hot up and down body show, Lady Gaga getting dressed with nipple tape, Sara Jean Underwood with beautiful chesticles, of course, plenty of Kardashian and Jenner self-pimping, and a ton more. You owe it to your great aunt Rose to see these pictures. And, enjoy.
How did you spend your Labor Day? As you may know, Egotastic! spent the bulk of the day perfecting pork butt on the grill, but our butt could not nearly match the asstastic presentation put on by hot-bodied Aussie wonderment, Sophie Turner, who flashed her down under region at a Labor Day party in Brentwood.
Now, outside of the occasional car crash from passing by ogling gentleman, nobody was harmed by Sophie’s flashy garb, her body flawless exhibition, or her ability to turn an American holiday dedicated to hard labor and turn it into a labor of lust for oglers everywhere. This is how we got the word ‘holiday’ in the first place, it’s a contraction for ‘holy faptastic, check out Sophie’s arse today!’ Enjoy.
We do so lust the body on Sophie Turner and her willingness to share it with the rest of the world by way of sweet deep cleavage bikini pics on Twitter. Talk about a giving soul.
There are hot bodies and then there are smoking hot, must-destroy-anything-in-my-path-to-have bodies. As far as Sophie Turner’s goes, well, look out, there’s going to be some destruction. Enjoy.
There’s one thing you can never take away from Sophie Turner, though I’d like to try and take it away to my splendid suite at the Red Roof Inn for the weekend — that wicked hot and curvy body the Aussie model and reality show starlet puts on display every time she leaves the house, even for just a midday stroll through The Grove shopping mall.
While there is some discussion about what is going on upstairs with Sophie, what is going on downstairs, and specifically stairs right there in the middle area, well, that is one staircase I’d like to climb over and over again with the screams of a young lady just discovering the bannister for the first time. Twisted perhaps, nevertheless, completely honest. Enjoy.