Sophie Turner

Sophie Turner May Just Be the Curviest White Girl on the Planet

By Bill Swift | April 2, 2013 @ 9:25 am

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Sophie Turner Booty in Skin-Tight Jeans at SUR Lounge in West Hollywood

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I just like making such bold statement so you guys will send me photo proof of how wrong I may be. It's a boon for my personal viewing pleasure. Though in fairness, Sophie Turner has to be somewhere near the top, with that killer badonkadonk and her curvaceous top, she's putting the hourglass into a blonde frame we typically don't see much of these days. I'm guessing there might be some assistance from modern science, but it's just so much more passion inducing than anything the Kardashian butt injectees have to offer.

Caught leaving SUR nightclub in some tight tight jeans, Sophie had the chance over the weekend to let the entire world see the majesty of her buttside tight curves, that if you aren't right now imagining squeezing between your two hungry paws, you need to go back to male primate school. Enjoy.

SOPHIE'S BIKINI TWITPICS ROCKED OUR HOT-WOMEN LOVING WORLD

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Sophie Turner Bikini Pictures Drop a Hot Southern Hemispheric Sexy Bomb

By Bill Swift | January 28, 2013 @ 10:12 am

Sophie Turner Bikinis on the Beach in Australia

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You know we have a thing for Sophie Turner. Oh, how we'd love to sculpt the hot Aussie model's body in butter than melt it all using only the heat from our fifth appendage following the various delightful forms and epic curves of her body. Quite the dairy fat fantasy induced by Sophie.

So, when we saw the Saucy Aussie playing frisky to-and-bouncy-fro along the shores of her native Australia, where it's the height of summer and the toilets swirl backward, we just about lost our own sauce as each jiggle brought us to our knees and every wiggle brought us completely prone, oh, so prone to many naughty ideas. Sophie Turner, you have left us quite the mess. Enjoy.

SOPHIE TURNER MAKES US WANT TO STAND ON OUR HIND LEGS AND BEG

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Sophie Turner Has an Ass That Makes Me Want to Cry

By Bill Swift | November 28, 2012 @ 9:08 am

Sophie Turner is Asstastic at Heathrow Airport

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Just being honest. The Aussie model has a derriere upon which I would like to eat my Jimmy Dean sausage links each morning. A booty for which I would build altar made entirely of ice then watch it slowly melt onto its own hotness. A dumper onto which my hands would be placed 24x7 to ensure that no cheek ever be left unattended for any amount of time. Yes, it's a truly regal seat that Sophie Turner put on display in Heathrow Airport yesterday as tons of British men were treated to views of the criminally intense asstastic of the Down Under babe.

Every now and then people will accuse me of being an ass-man. Or maybe I'm misunderstanding them and they're just calling me an 'ass'. Both are quite true. And for Sophie's curvaceous bum, I'd take any name calling. It's truly inspiring. Enjoy.

SOPHIE TURNER HAS HANDS DOWN ONE OF THE BEST BODIES IN HOLLYWOOD

Sophie Turner Wears a Short Dress Around Hollywood

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I Did It All for the Whooty! We Celebrate Pale Celebrities With Bodacious Booties

By Bill Swift | November 21, 2012 @ 12:12 am

Jessica Biel in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Lady Gaga in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Coco Austin in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Sophie Turner in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Kim Kardashian in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Kelly Brook in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Jennifer Lawrence in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Christina Hendricks in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Aubrey O'Day in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

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Our video game editor Aaron doesn't think there's such a thing as Whooty -- White Booty -- or that there is an actual subculture of readers with this particular fetish. Meh, he's probably right. But given this is a time of gratitude, we're going to celebrate here on Egotastic! those few and far between women of limited color whose bottoms often make us turn red in the face.

Here's 10 of our bigger-get badonkadonks. It's Whooty Time!

Sophie Turner and Her Body Faptastic Win Our Blue Balls Ribbon Halloween Costume Prize

By Bill Swift | November 1, 2012 @ 1:30 pm

Sophie Turner Cleavy Belly Dancer Costume for a Halloween Party in Beverly Hills

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Okay, so the blessedly unending need for sextastic celebrities to draw attention to their hotness goes on 365 days a year, but our awarding of the Blue Balls Ribbon Halloween Costume to Sophie Turner and her ridiculously hot show of skin and curves on the 31st officially marks our end of this specific holiday's cosplay coverage.

And what a way to go out. Sophie Turner has a body that we dream about thrice evening during our REM sleep, forever waking up with our mouths wide open biting about our comfy pillows. We're told it's a quite natural sleep-response for males in the age 12-14 category, so it's only natural that is still affect us.

But just look at Sophie bending and preening and flashing and tell me that Halloween image is not going to haunt you in your sleep evermore. Enjoy.

WE'VE NEVER STOPPED LUSTING SOPHIE TURNER

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Alessandra Ambrosio, Sophie Turner, and Jessica Alba Lead List of Celebrity Halloween Hotties

By Bill Swift | October 29, 2012 @ 8:38 am

Alessandra Ambrosio Sexy Halloween Costume

Sophie Turner Cleavy Halloween Costume Twitpic

Jessica White Sexy Lingerie Halloween Costume

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Paris Halloween Nip Slip

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The celebrities in Hottieville put on quite the show this weekend as the unofficial Halloween parties raged across all parts of Hollywood, a chance for the people who get paid to be fake for a living to finally do so in some decent costumes, and a continuation of the most especially benevolent trend of girls dressing showier and showier for All Hallowed Saints day. The sweet visual candy to answer our trick or treat query.

A bunch of sextastic celebs went the extra mile this weekend to be more hot than horrid, including a surprise showing from Jessica Alba as Mrs. Incredible (indeed), Alessandra Ambrosio as some kind of domme military guard that made us weak in our knees, Sophie Turner as something that showed off her hot body, Jessica White in lingerie and garters, Fergie as a naughty kitty, Courtney Stodden as just plain naughty, and just a bunch of others must-see costumed sites.

We love sexy cosplay like a fish loves water, so we were in heaven this weekend. Enjoy.

Sophie Turner Body Fantastic, Lady Gaga Taped Boobtastic, and Sara Jean Underwood Cleavetastic Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | October 25, 2012 @ 9:50 am

Sophie Turner Butt Shots in Leggings Twitpics

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Post Workout Body Twitpic

Courtney Stodden Shows A Lot of Cleavage on Twitter

Rihanna Has Breakfast in Bed on Instagram

Daniella Monet Shows Cleavage in a Bikini Top Instagram

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And the self-published hits just keep rolling right along.

The old saying goes, if you got it, flaunt it. And there's no doubt that these celebrity girls have got it, and if there's nobody else around to help them flaunt it, well, by golly, they're going to make sure they do it themselves. Call it gumption, call it moxie, or just call it a wood-inducing set of sweet hot homemade pics we like to call the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup.

This week's roundup features barely legal Courtney Stodden flashing mass cleavage, Kelly Brook showing off her perfect booty, Sophie Turner doubling down with a hot up and down body show, Lady Gaga getting dressed with nipple tape, Sara Jean Underwood with beautiful chesticles, of course, plenty of Kardashian and Jenner self-pimping, and a ton more. You owe it to your great aunt Rose to see these pictures. And, enjoy.