Sophie Turner

Sophie Turner Ridiculous Wooty Can Not Be Overlooked (or Overspanked)

I'm not sure how we almost missed this hourglass drop down to epic wooty from the delicious Aussie blonde Sophie Turner over the Halloween weekend, but her booty is something I never wish to forsake.

We've been admiring Sophie's shapely form for a while now, with the allure of her lady curves ever on display in her figure hugging dresses. But this orange for the holidays bottomside clinger might just be the best yet. I'm not sure how or why or what falling star Sophie prayed to to get a badonkadonk like she has, I'm just so happy she's sharing. Enjoy.

Sophie Turner Curvaceous Arrival In Hollywood

Oh, sure, some people will say, 'Hey, Bill, you only really dig Sophie Turner because she has a killer body, an amazing rack, and a booty that if Miley Cyrus had it, would make twerking something actually worth watch.'. And, you would be right.

While Sophie also happens to be a cool and smart chick, we as gentleman oglers have to have the ability to put aside the more meaningful aspects of a woman at times and simply focus on her hourglass figure. It's not without purpose. This is where babies come, so I'm told. So when Sophie Turner shows up in a form fitting outfit outside the W Hotel last night in Hollywood, we have to take note. If not whistle and politely make a few cat calls and such. We can't fight our nature, let's relish in it. Enjoy.

Sophie Turner Bikini Pictures Bring Her Killer Curves to the Mighty Pacific

We haven't seen the amazing curves on the hot body of Sophie Turner in some time. They look no worse for the wear, though I would need a full two hour body inspection including magnifying glass and a bucket of body oil before I make my final 'it's all here where I left it' call.

Out on the beach in her tiny bikini, Sophie reminds us just how much we love her amazing Australian racktastic and sweet wooty. Oh, that killer can of hers. It makes me want to re-form my hands into the precise mold of those cheeks such that they would be a a perfect fit for a long, warm stay. Enjoy.

Sophie Turner May Just Be the Curviest White Girl on the Planet

I just like making such bold statement so you guys will send me photo proof of how wrong I may be. It's a boon for my personal viewing pleasure. Though in fairness, Sophie Turner has to be somewhere near the top, with that killer badonkadonk and her curvaceous top, she's putting the hourglass into a blonde frame we typically don't see much of these days. I'm guessing there might be some assistance from modern science, but it's just so much more passion inducing than anything the Kardashian butt injectees have to offer.

Caught leaving SUR nightclub in some tight tight jeans, Sophie had the chance over the weekend to let the entire world see the majesty of her buttside tight curves, that if you aren't right now imagining squeezing between your two hungry paws, you need to go back to male primate school. Enjoy.

Sophie Turner Bikini Pictures Drop a Hot Southern Hemispheric Sexy Bomb

You know we have a thing for Sophie Turner. Oh, how we'd love to sculpt the hot Aussie model's body in butter than melt it all using only the heat from our fifth appendage following the various delightful forms and epic curves of her body. Quite the dairy fat fantasy induced by Sophie.

So, when we saw the Saucy Aussie playing frisky to-and-bouncy-fro along the shores of her native Australia, where it's the height of summer and the toilets swirl backward, we just about lost our own sauce as each jiggle brought us to our knees and every wiggle brought us completely prone, oh, so prone to many naughty ideas. Sophie Turner, you have left us quite the mess. Enjoy.

Sophie Turner Has an Ass That Makes Me Want to Cry

Just being honest. The Aussie model has a derriere upon which I would like to eat my Jimmy Dean sausage links each morning. A booty for which I would build altar made entirely of ice then watch it slowly melt onto its own hotness. A dumper onto which my hands would be placed 24x7 to ensure that no cheek ever be left unattended for any amount of time. Yes, it's a truly regal seat that Sophie Turner put on display in Heathrow Airport yesterday as tons of British men were treated to views of the criminally intense asstastic of the Down Under babe.

Every now and then people will accuse me of being an ass-man. Or maybe I'm misunderstanding them and they're just calling me an 'ass'. Both are quite true. And for Sophie's curvaceous bum, I'd take any name calling. It's truly inspiring. Enjoy.

 

I Did It All for the Whooty! We Celebrate Pale Celebrities With Bodacious Booties

Our video game editor Aaron doesn't think there's such a thing as Whooty -- White Booty -- or that there is an actual subculture of readers with this particular fetish. Meh, he's probably right. But given this is a time of gratitude, we're going to celebrate here on Egotastic! those few and far between women of limited color whose bottoms often make us turn red in the face.

Here's 10 of our bigger-get badonkadonks. It's Whooty Time!