Egotastic
You know I never miss the annual CFDA Awards. Whatever the hell they are, it's something to do with fashion and it brought out some serious hotness last night, none more sextastic than Julianne Hough who has dominated Hottieville today like Godzilla pwning Tokyo. Sheer, utter, trampling of her competition.
For her evening ogle-worthy public performance, Julianne chose a sideboob revealing dress that had everybody wondering (and me, hoping and praying) when the wardrobe malfunction would occur. Alas, we were not so lucky, but we still ranked Julianne as our hottie di tutti hottie at the posh event, and there was some fierce competition from the very-good-looking likes of Zoe Saldana, Sophia Bush, Hilary Rhoda, and Solange Knowles.
Ashley Greene, Maria Menounous, and Olivia Munn Make Us Want to ‘Do Something’ Very Indecent at Red Carpet Event
Seriously, you can not have a big shindig called the 'Do Something' event and then parade out the likes of Ashley Greene, Maria Menounos, Olivia Munn, Lea Michele, Nicole Murphy, Sophia Bush, and Bella Thorne, and not expect us to be imagining that something we'd most definitely want ro do (Bella exception of course due to her age, despite her looking much older, we do have rules).
Now, I think they mean Do Something good for your neighborhood or planet or something like that, and we certainly do intend to do that, starting with making some awesome looking babies with Ashley and Maria, that will be our legacy to the planet. Other people can work on the ozone and such so our beautiful babies can breathe. Everybody must do their part. Enjoy.
OH, ASHLEY GREENE, WE COULD POPULATE NEW PLANETS TOGETHER