Brad Pitt does all kinds of charitable good-deeds in New Orleans since Katrina. Suffice it to say, he deserves some kudos for his benevolent work there. Not the least of which was inviting his celebrity friends to town over the weekend for a big fund raising event for the Make It Fight Foundation, including Sofia Vergara who packed her award winning thumper into one super tight white dress that could be seen from all points along the Mississippi.
I don’t know the first thing about throwing a fancy gala fundraiser, but I’m guessing that having a hot Colombian woman with her badonkadonk flashing like a beacon of passion inducement is a strong start. I know I tend to be far more generous in those types of visual environs myself. So, good on you as well, Sofia. Using your sweet lady curves for a righteous cause. Everybody’s a winner. Enjoy.
The White House Correspondents Dinner is a big annual affair where Hollywood hotties and paid comedy writers descend upon D.C. like a traveling circus to make White House politics seem the list bit entertaining. For most of us, politics and bickering and posturing and lying is a petty, boring affair. But you start adding the likes of Jessica Simpson, Olivia Munn, Sofia Vergara, and Freida Pinto to the mix, suddenly you have a leer-worthy bit of Washington grandstanding. My, but the ladies do look nice, especially set against the nation’s capital, a town not known for skin, though plenty of underground sin to say the least.
The Correspondents Dinner just goes to show that girls make the party. You invite a couple dozen great looking ladies decked out in their fineries to any gathering and it’s an instantly successful social affair. C-SPAN, snoozer. C-SPAN with Sofia Vergara’s curvy hot body, much less boring. Enjoy.
When it comes to red carpet competitions, I pity the poor woman who even attempts to keep up with Sofia Vergara. Between that veteran hot body, those twin fiestas of joy, and the experience to put it all together in one camera-attracting ball of must-shoot hotness, Sofia is really the queen of the red carpet hill. She’s an unstoppable force of the decked out sextastic, again at the premiere of Chef at the Tribeca Film Festival.
I have a feeling Sofia Vergara looks wicked hot and put together just going to take a tinkle in the morning. I might be projecting my dreams a bit, but she just always looks like a million bucks. Oh, to be the guy who gets to cinch up her blessedly bodacious top. Who I wouldn’t knock into the river to get that gig. Enjoy.
Modern Family star Sofia Vergara looks as amazing as she always in the May issue of Women’s Health Magazine. The Colombian superstar is wearing teeny tiny shorts and a t-shirt that she seems desperate to take off. In the cover photo, she has tied the shirt up to show some of her muscled stomach. And, of course, her famous ladies look like they are going to leap off the page and give you the motorboating of your lifetime. I’ve been in love with Sofia since I was a young lad and she appeared on my mom’s telenovelas. The amazing thing about Sofia is that she is as hot now as she was when she was in her twenties. That’s a rare feat. I forget sometimes that she’s in her forties.
As far as I’m concerned, Sofia may be the perfect woman. Like, the Platonic form of womanhood I learned about in my useless college philosophy classes.
Vanity Fair knows how to throw a post-Oscars party. It’s sort of the big event everybody moves to after all the official business is done at the Academy Awards. Plus they throw in all the sextastic celebrities who didn’t quite get an official Oscar invite, the likes of Reese Witherspoon who took the occasion to show off an unusual, but definitely appreciate amount of bare boob with her daring dress.
Along with Reese, Sofia Vergara, Miranda Kerr, Olivia Munn, and Zooey Deschanel helped make this the most ultimate prom night you didn’t get invited to. Or I should say, I didn’t, so just like prom night. The ladies looked stunning. If only Reese had gotten Georgia-tipsy in that dress, we might’ve seen a malfunction for the ages. But, it’s Oscar night, so everybody was on sadly good behavior. Enjoy.
May all your days be as good as Friday. Nobody ever says that, but they should. Sure, we’re probably going to be flooded out of our lodgings here in Southern California where over an inch of rain could sweep us away like unprepared Noahs. But so long as we get in one more communal gathering to share in our skin-filled celebrity goods, I could go out to the deep blue a happy man
This week’s Reader Finds includes Sofia Vergara sextastic modeling (thank you to EgoReader ‘Bella’), our new favorite fitness model Michelle Lewin wearing little more than tape (quite a find from ‘Styme’), Latina thespianic Ingrid Rubio topless on screen (kudos to ‘Stan’), Brooklyn Decker steamy cleavy in her S.I. Legends shoot (wicked heat by ‘Francis’), Farrah Fawcett classic topless caps (topless Angel provided by ‘Owen’), some rare bikini shots of Melissa Joan Hart from Sabrina (sweet find by ‘Dey’), Lea Seydoux model hotness (transmitted by ‘Dave P.’), Elle Macpherson topless as a hot teen model (whoa baby via ‘Steven’), Kelly Brook topless in Piranha 3D (Kelly never looked fine thanks to ‘Steff’), Alexis Knapp topless on the silver screen (knappalicious sent by ‘Worked’), Lisa Bonet topless in scary Angel Heart (Cosby daughter goodies by ‘Damien’), Mary Louise Parker topless in classic film role (more old school ta-ta’s from ‘Frenchie’), Cerina Vincent flashing her impressive pair (lo and behold by ‘Timm’), Natasha Richardson topless acting (thank you kindly to dear ‘Wendell’), Shania Twain in one crazy hot portrait session (Shania lust prepped by ‘Doobie’), Lucie Wilde being super naughty hot (gratitude to ‘harashkupo’), Justin Bieber video girl hottie Cailin Russo topless candids (blessings from ‘Joe’), Kate Lynn Bock see-through modeling pic (sweetness, ever so sweetly dropped off by ‘Scott’), Kate Upton maybe a nipple slip in her SI photoshoot (I’m not super sure, but a ton of you sent this in, thanks), a nip sip of SI hottie model Gigi Hadid (many thanks to ‘Jess D’ for another great find), and, oh, yeah, there was this naughty that seems to be our new object d’lust Valentina Matteucci having her way with her topless self. I can’t verify, but I know you’d like to try. Thank you to a whole mess of you who sent in various variations of this wicked adult clip which you can see here (**NSFW LINK WARNING). Enjoy.
Well, Sofia Vergara and her castmates from Modern Family were in Australia filming their funny show and giving the good people Down Under a chance to see the Sofia Vergara body in its full and righteous form.
Sweet and full bosom, lovely bottomside, killer smile, it was all working for the cleavetastic Colombian actress who now has officially titillated gentleman oglers on all six continents. Or seven, I can’t be expected to remember geography while imagining building sand castles with Sofia. Enjoy.