Egotastic
As if Miami Beach wasn't skanky enough, now they're going to have to crop dust the place with STD meds just to get the taint of those Jersey Shore girls off the beach. Yes, that's right, I'm actually posting Snooki and J-WOWW bikini pictures. That is what the world has come to. And no, I'm not going to write what their real namese are, because if you actually want to know, you shouldn't be reading this blog in the first place. Now, let's all collectively hang our heads in shame.
And no, I don't know the name of the third girl, nor do I care. Little orange Oompa-Loompas aren't sexy anyway.
Photo credit: Fame
Snooki Bare Boob Flash (Viewer Warning)
We have no lust for Snooki from Jersey Shore. Zero. Zilch. It's negative lust. She makes our collective penii shrink up into our thoracic cavities like a survival-minded turtle backing down from a hungry badger. Yet, there's the Renee factor. Renee is my French Canadian cheese guy. Renee loves Snooki. I love Renee's cheese. I love it cheap. Therefore, behold, the wardrobe malfunction and the bare boob of this Jersey-transplanted gobbler gnome.
Did I just force you to view Snooki's titty for a deep discount on a block of Gruyere? I did. I'm so ashamed.