- Jessica Stroup and Shenae Grimes out looking hot. (HuffPo)
- Demi Lovato Glamour photoshoot. (FoxNews)
- Former Miss USA gets in some trouble. (GossipCenter)
- Rebecca Hall or Hayley Atwell, who’d you rather? (LaineyGossip)
- Olivia Wilde looking red hot. (SocialiteLife)
- Venus Williams wardrobe malfunction. (TMZ)
- Karina Smirnoff see-through top. (DrunkenStepfather)
Honestly now, how is it I didn’t get invited to the young Hollywood hotties party hosted by Nylon magazine? Who loves young Hollywood hotties more than me? Okay, well all love them and we all should have been invited, I mean, let’s be real, these girls aren’t even going to taste those sandwiches you put out. On the other hand, I’d be stuffing them four at a time into my manly leather satchel for no-cost dinners for a week. Even worse than missing the free eats, I missed seeing one of my secret lust crushes, Amber Lancaster, live and in the flesh (wish it were more flesh). Amber has been stealing red carpets these days and her little female peers must be starting to snipe at her behind the scenes (oh, yeah, it gets nasty, like a dozen feral cats in heat slammed together in a small cage). There’s just something special about a real ex-cheerleader playing a cheerleader on TV. Oh, yeah, there’s also her amazing body and boobtastic.
In addition to Amber Lancaster, other hotties at the p’arty included Billionaire Barbie, who canceled her night school law classes to attend, Aly Michalka and AJ Michalka, two parts of my sister sextastic sandwich fantasy, Emma Roberts, Jamie Chung, Shenae Grimes, Joanna Levesque (JoJo), Lucy Hale, and Kelsey Chow. Enjoy.
You know how when a story starts out with, ‘One time, in college..’, it’s usually going to be a great story, especially if it’s one of your female friends who is about to launch into a lurid tale of co-ed lesbionics. In my case, it was a girl we’ll call Sherry, who didn’t believe in shaving. (There were nickname whispers around the dorm of Sherry Hairy). Well, don’t you know, one beer led to another and one night Egotastic! found itself enmeshed in a cloacal hug of hair and fur and I think some thatch and, well, I kissed a Sasquatch and liked it!
Shenae Grimes of 90210 fame inspired my recollection, with her fuzzy black pits, kindling a feeling in me I’ve not felt since I graduated and/or was kicked out of college, one of the two. I dig the see-through tank top, flashing off the Shenae bra. And I am delighting in the Grimes pits. Call me old-fashioned, but a hot cave girl? Yep, I’m down for that. Enjoy.
I’ve said it before, and it’s still true that Shenae Grimes is the most annoying character and worst actress on 90210, but man does she look sexy in the new issue of Dirrty Glam magazine. With a name like that, I can’t believe it’s not a porn mag, but sadly it isn’t. Still these pictures of Shenae Grimes in her bra, or bikini, or whatever it is are frickin’ hot. Why can’t she be like this in on 90210, instead of all annoying and bad actingy?
If you like ‘em “itty bitty,” then you’ll love these Shenae Grimes nipple slip and side boob pictures. Those sneaky paparazzi caught the 90210 (and former Degrassi) star coming back from a hike, and got an extra peek as Shenae reached to close her car door! Some people might not like girls with small breasts, but when you consider that they usually don’t wear bras, it opens up a whole new world of possibilities…
Photo credit: Splash News
Shenae Grimes and Jessica Lowndes of the new 90210 show got into their bikinis, and took a little time out at the beach this weekend. Now, you might be saying “who?” but I just told you. They’re on 90210. Oh, you don’t watch 90210? Well, you’re not missing much. Except for Jessica Lowndes, who’s got to be one of the most strikingly beautiful girls I’ve seen in a long, long time. As for Shenae Grimes, she’s just annoying.
Photo credit: INF Photo