Sara Sampaio

Nina Agdal and Sara Sampaio Twin Sweetness for bebe

What happens when you put the hottest girl from Denmark and put her together in sexy wardrobe preening aside the most sextastic girl to ever come out of Portugal? Well, I get a five minute break to catch my breath and various and sundry other private and personal activities.

Wow. And I don't usually say that about a woman's wear line of catalog pimping shoots. But Danish Delight Nina Agdal and Sara Sampaio together in one single frame with four amazing funbags and two wicked hot bodies. Yes, please, send me the catalog. Or just the girls please. I've got a solid part two idea for this particularly themed shoot. We won't sell many dresses, but when the fire department arrives with the Jaws of Life to detach me from Nina and Sara, I will have quite the glory days story to tell my grandkids. Enjoy.

Sara Sampaio Lingerie Asstastic Looks Reinforce Portuguese Longings

Sometimes I make a declarative statement like about how Sara Sampaio is the most amazing Portuguese woman ever, then I start to doubt myself and wonder if like the Father Pellicano used to remind me, I didn't know shit. Then I see Sara once more, as in these Victoria's Secret lingerie catalog photos and I know I must be right. I must.

Just look at this divine brunette delight, perfectly hot body barely covered and definitely cheeky in little bits of lace and satin. Oh, my, oh my, Sara, you are an absolute treasure for the eyeballs. I'm glad you're around. Enjoy.

Sara Sampaio Bikinis Like the Best of Them

I am in total lust with Sara Sampaio in any and all forms. But one of my favorite forms, short of her precious birthday suit, is the visuals the Portuguese hottie displays in various bikini modeling gigs. I'd sure like a private show along the two piece swimsuit line from Sara someday. Though it would mostly be me drooling, unable to speak, holding up a placard that reads, 'Please, more, for the love of God, more".

In her latest shoot for Free People, Sara shows why it's not just her wicked hot body that earns her the title of 'Girl I would let kiss me on the lips', but her all over alluring look and sultry appeal that just makes you want to do give her your PIN number and tell her to empty your bank account to buy leather boots. That's how my relationships usually go at least. Sara Sampaio, you've got that special 'it' going on. On and on. Enjoy.

Sara Sampaio Topless Beach Pictorial Is Brief But Stunning Hot

 

You know I believe that Sara Sampaio is the hottest thing to come out of Portugal since, well, since forever. At least since the Armada days when the Portuguese rules the high seas. Probably longer. This sextastic devil in no dress has captured my affections, if not base lusting desire, like no other, and I'm quite certain these topless photos of her nekkid at the beach are not going to assuage my longings.

As much as a I pray and light candles to see my favorite hotties without their clothes on, when I do, I also feel the nerves of a quarterback before kickoff, wondering how I'll handle the pressure. Then I realize I'm not really a quarterback, just a man in lust with Sara Sampaio blessed to see her wicked hot body this very day. It's a much simpler task. And far more fun. Enjoy.

Sara Sampaio Wicked Hot and Bothering Me for Agua Bendita

The single hottest thing to ever come out of Portugal, Sara Sampaio, a true raven haired alluring model, continues her reign of wonderfully tingly terror for the Agua Bendita clothing line. Though I'm looking at Sara in these tiny two pieces and I'm not so much thinking about swimming pools and beaches as I am ravishing her with tremendous enthusiasm in the backseat of my tried and true Corolla. The hump in the seat will only serve to heighten our physical sensations as Sara speaks to me various Portuguese idioms that sexually started fisherman exchange with their wives when back from sea.

Let's do this, Sara, and make even the gods jealous of our mortal flesh and my ability to sweat profusely even in the winter months. Enjoy.

Sara Sampaio Is Simply Just Killing Me Now

This Portuguese hottie simply won't quit. In her new spread in Elle Russia, the dark sultry beauty puts on even more killer poses that make me want to learn a foreign language, and, dare I say, consider a little romance in my life.

I don't mean flowers and candy and dressing up for chit chat at a tapas bar. No, my definition of romance with a woman as smoking sextastic as Sara Sampaio is more likely to involve silken ropes, a jar of organic clover honey, and the passion of ten thousand men, packed into three minutes of ecstasy that has to include ESPN's Top 10 Plays and full release.

I hope Sara likes it too. Honey is good for the skin. Enjoy.

Sara Sampaio Utterly Sextastic Portuguese Victory Dance in Be

You know I've previously called Sara Sampaio the hottest Portuguese woman in the world. I go out on limbs like that and don't think it doesn't hurt my chance of getting lucky when in Lisbon. But I do what I do out of respect for my craft. And Sara does what she does out of respect for her craft. Only my craft can't exist without Sara's craft which is the art of looking utterly sextastic.

Again in Be magazine, Sara puts on a simple, but impressively stunning show of hotness that only confirms my superlative judgement of her world standing. Yes, all other Portuguese women are currently second in the standings behind Sara. But this season literally never ends. Enjoy.