Sara Jean Underwood

Sara Jean Underwood Red Cleavy and Hot in Vegas

By Bill Swift | March 18, 2013 @ 12:59 pm

Sara Jean Underwood Red Cleavy Tight Dress at Gallery Nightclub in Vegas

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Now, that's the ticket. If you're going to pay a lady to be a super fine pimpstress for your Vegas nightclub, quit pussyfooting around with Jersey Shore cast-offs and reality show make-up cakers, and go straight to some minxy total hotness like Sara Jean Underwood. While I still remain unconvinced of the power of a celebrity promotions girl to get me to go to some club (versus the simple power of an attainable girl asking me to come anywhere with her, which I would do, without question, because I'm a guy, and stupid, and horny), if you're going to have one, get Sara Jean Underwood.

Sara Jean was just a little knockout in her cleavetastic red dress. It speaks of Vegas. Sin City. And possibilities. While your 'what happens in Vegas' may not end up being Sara Jean herself, you certainly can think of her when your 'stays in Vegas' turns out to be a BBW with a sprained elbow from yanking the nickel slots downtown. Enjoy.

SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD JUST EXUDES SEX OUT OF EVERY PORE

Sara Jean Underwood in June's Men's Fitness Magazine

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An Ode Upon Sara Jean Underwood Cleavetastic Self-Awareness

By Bill Swift | February 18, 2013 @ 5:32 am

There's nothing truly hotter than a sextastic girl who knows she's got the goods to make you look, and then showing a whole heaping load of those goodies by way of social media just to remind everybody that she knows that you know that she knows she's going to give you a pain in your shorts. Okay, that same girl nekkid is technically hotter, but let's not parse on a day when our belusted minxy bombshell Sara Jean Underwood uploads one of our favorite images of the fanboy faptastic favorite ever.

Getting ready for some pimping radio show in Detroit, Sara Jean got the puppies in just the perfect position to promote away any and all things needed downstairs from her hotel room. Whatever it is she was selling, I'm sure every red blooded boy in attendance was ready, willing, and hoping to be able to buy.

And, thus concludes our ode. So hot. Enjoy.

SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD WONDERWOMAN AND CATWOMAN DOUBLE DOWN

Sara Underwood Dresses Up for Attack of the Show

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Heidi Klum Subathing Topless, Sara Jean Underwood Motorboating, and Emma Roberts Panties Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | December 20, 2012 @ 10:01 am

Candace Bailey Motorboats Sara Jean Underwood Twitpic

Jodie Marsh Covers Her Boobs While Tanning Twitpic

Stella Hudgens Holds a Microphone against Her Lips Twitpic

Heidi Klum Sunbathing Topless on Twitter

Jenna Dewan Tatum and Stacy Keibler Posing for Instagram

Amanda Bynes Shows Cleavage on Instagram

Doutzen Kroes Bares Midriff in St. Barts on Instagram

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The holiday season hardly puts a a damper on the 365-days a year effort of our favorite celebrity hotties from self publishing skin-filled pictures of themselves to keep their fans chomping at the bit for more. Sort of all-year round not so secret sextastic Santa Claus series of givings, with images of their own hot-selves as the presents. It's fairly genius.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes a few hot shots of super hottie Candice Swanepoel, Candace Bailey motorboating Sara Jean Underwood, Amanda Bynes cleavage, Heidi Klum sunbathing sans top, Ashley Tisdale dancing, and much much more. You owe it to St. Nick, the patron saint of toy trains (and never received GI Joe action figures for me) to check out each and every one of these celebrity self-published pics. Enjoy.

LAST WEEK'S AMAZING SEXTASTIC TWITPIC ROUNDUP, IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

Jessica Alba in a Tight Black Leather Dress Twitpic

Candice Swanepoel Sexy Lace Dress on Twitpic

Khloe Kardashian Posing in a Tight Dress on Instagram

Melanie Brown Bikinis in Sydney on Instagram

Melanie Brown Shows Off Her Abs on Instagram

Kelly Osbourne in a Tight Cut-Out Dress Twitpic

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Sara Jean Underwood: Daniel’s Gift to You This Thanksgiving

By Bill Swift | November 22, 2012 @ 9:29 am

Ten Reasons to Be Thankful for Sara Jean Underwood

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Sara Jean Underwood. Twitpics. Esquire MIMP. Playboy. Bustice. Nuff Said.

Look, it's hard to root against any guy who roots for the sexy former Playboy model and AOTS fearless reporter, Sara Jean Underwood. Even if he does use the 'Nuff Said' tag that I believe was officially buried in 2005 (and now second only in anachronistic annoyance to 'And, you're welcome'.)

Still, EgoReader 'Daniel' is right. Not only is Sara Jean Underwood super smoking hot and often super nekkid, she is also actively exhibiting her ridiculously sextastic form in a variety of media and tons of photo shoots and videos making her a true leader in not just quality, but quantity. And eff anybody who says that doesn't count for something big!

This Thanksgiving, quit gnawing on that drumstrick and start ogling these ten amazing photos of the mighty fine Sara Jean Underwood.

Sara Jean Underwood and Emily Ratajkowski Slap Sloppy Meat Together in Hot Carl’s Jr. Commercial (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | August 27, 2012 @ 4:34 pm

Sara Jean Underwood and Emily Ratajkowski Screencaps for Carl's Jr.

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You know we love red meat here at Egotastic! I mean, the burger kind and the red meat on the bones of super hotties like Sara Jean Underwood and Emily Ratajkowski who the purveyors of fine meat, Carl's Jr., have brought together for another sweet combination of hot girls and burgers.

It's a marriage made in greasy sextastic heaven. Enjoy.

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Sara Jean Underwood and Mila Kunis Highlight the Hotness at the Opening of Comic-Con 2012

By Bill Swift | July 13, 2012 @ 11:26 am

Sara Jean Underwood Dresses up for Comic Con

Kristin Kreuk at Beauty & The Beast Panel at Comic Con

Maggi Q in a Skin Tight Dress at Comic Con

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Well, the faptastic fantastic fanfest known as Comic-Con is well underway in San Diego, and all we can think is that if priest-explorer Father Junipero Serra had encountered this stanky swarm of geeks on his trek up from Mexico and along the coast, well, we'd probably have fewer Spanish style missions today in California and far more Pizza Huts.

Nevertheless, with super geeks comes super fanboy money, and with that comes Hollywood sending its best and brightest, err, best and hottest down to San Diego to pimp the shizz out of their latest projects.

Today's sextastics in attendance at the convention included our fave Sara Jean Underwood in cosplay gear, Lyndsy Fonseca sweet goodness, the hot Mila Kunis pimping Oz, the Asian delight Maggie Q, and Kristin Kreuk and Kristen Stewart in a battle of chicks who almost spell their name the same. Quite a way to jumpstar the convention.

P.S. Don't touch anything with your bare hands at the convention. Trust me.

SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD COSPLAY HOTNESS CAN NOT BE STOPPED

Sara Jean Underwood in Costume at the G4 Studios

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Kelly Bensimon Tries To Fight Off Sara Jean Underwood in a Battle of Vegas Pimpstresses

By Bill Swift | July 3, 2012 @ 9:04 am

Okay, so this isn't exactly a fair fight, as our deep-seeded lust for all things Sara Jean Underwood doesn't just put her on a pedestal above other women, it puts her in a place that where once we start ogling her, we often skip meals, or forget to breathe, or semi-important things like that.

Sara Jean Underwood Shows Cleavage in a Skin Tight Black Dress

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Nevertheless, the two main pimpstresses in Vegas this past weekend were Sara Jean Underwood, working and twisting her hot body for Tabu nightclub promotions, while across The Strip, New York City Housewife Kelly Bensimon wore basically a bathing suit to hawk Tao nightclub. It was quite the show of show-womanship to move sinners from craps table to $30 cocktails inside the clubs. Like the rube-shuffle.

Kelly Bensimon Hosts TAO Beach In Vegas in a Sexy Swimsuit

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Now, we're already casting our vote for Sara Jean as hottest pitch lady, but for those of you who can't shake your hot mom fantasies, we have no problem with you working Kelly into your naughty MILF fantasies. Hey, what happens on Egotastic! stays on Egotastic! Enjoy.