Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Flashes Legs in a Thigh-High Dress in Beverly Hills

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Tight Booty in Stretch Pants

Whoa, there, boo-tay. Let me take in your sumptuousness.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley wasn’t just born to be hot, she works at her craft. Part of which is keeping that long lean body of hers in perfect model shape with strenuous stretching type exercises to keep her in top top form. Naturally, that also involves super tight yoga pants stretched ever so perfectly about her tight butt cheeks. That’s where we come in. Think of us as the apres-exercise team. When things are sweaty and spankable, our job is just beginning.

I’m not going to say Rosie showed off the perfect female backside haunch and cleft, but I will say that I am currently experiencing the sensation of all the generations of men in my family, past, present, and future, wanting to procreate with the Britty model. It’s quite a sensation. But just look at that backside. Wowzer.

And if you think all this working out isn’t giving Rosie amazing legs as well, check her out yesterday in this slit dress flashing some amazing gam and killer hot looks…

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Artsy Hot for Muse

I feel like I just got done extolling the virtues of very simple photoshoots when along comes Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looking all kinds of stellar Guy Aroch production for Muse magazine in Italy. It’s elaborate, costumed, artsy, and most everything else I find primarily a waste when you have the talents of a very hot woman for the entire day. Yet, it is one very hot woman. And that makes a huge difference.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley took her stab a couple years ago at the whole acting thing, but I think between me, you, and Rosie’s lamppost, we all know that Rosie was made in heaven for one divine purpose — looking ridiculously hot on canvas, or photo paper, or in magazines, or just your imagination as one amazingly good looking Muse. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Bikini Pictures Leave Us Green With Tingly Envy

Now that all the riff-raff and Frenchy style artistes are gone from Cannes, the hot girls can come back without fear of older man molestation. Or, in the case of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, she only needs worry about her own older man molestations. But apparently she’s conceded to those. But who would not want to run a few fingers, if not other appendages, up and down and around the wicked lean hot body of the super model in her little green bikini at the famous Eden-Roc resort hotel in the South of France? That’s a rhetorical question in these here parts.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been one of our favorites for some time now. And even though she works less and appears less often than she used to, between our boiling feelings for the babe, consider us more excited than even her own nipples at this little bikini vacation show along the Riviera. Is quite no, no? Oui. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipple Pokes Mean I’m Damn Glad to Meet Her

Say what you will about girls with proud nipples that demand to be seen, I choose to say, ‘Oh, sweet mother of all that is blessed suckling’, and I say it far louder than is appropriate when those headlights belong to a super hottie like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, whose pokies simply can’t be denied.

Now, it probably aids in our cause that Rosie has decided to skip the bra on her jaunt about town, a commando type practice we whole-heartedly endorse, and would even pay for if given the chance. But we’ve seen Rosie flashing the high beams before even with more chestal coverage, so we surmise that her little nubs just keep stretching toward the sun like nature intended. Our nature at least. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Hot Desert Shoot in Vogue Brazil Magazine April 2013

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipple Pokes Make My Day

Yeah, you’re back to work or school or prison work detail this Monday, but you always need to keep an eye on the silver linings. Or, the poking protrusions that can turn a frown quickly upside down when attached to the body of a very hot woman.

Enter Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and her nipple pokes in Malibu over the weekend. So simple. So pokey. So perfectly pleasing. I’m a happy man. Enjoy.