Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipple Pokes Make My Day

Yeah, you're back to work or school or prison work detail this Monday, but you always need to keep an eye on the silver linings. Or, the poking protrusions that can turn a frown quickly upside down when attached to the body of a very hot woman.

Enter Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and her nipple pokes in Malibu over the weekend. So simple. So pokey. So perfectly pleasing. I'm a happy man. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Workout Spandex Spreads Out Her Heavenly Sweat

While we've found no camel toe in the deliciously tight stretchy pants of sweaty model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, that doesn't mean we're going to stop looking. Something about these hard-worked tall, lean, and super hot world class models that leave us wanting more inspection time with our magnifying glasses, a coal miners helmet light, and pure unbridled passion.

Girls like Rosie don't just get amazing looking bodies by starving themselves. I mean, sure, that's half the battle. But heroin chic is out, strong and slender is in, which means yoga and Pilates and all the other classes I join up for and hope nobody notices me in the back of the class resting up against the wall, sucking on a Fugdgeiscle, and mumbling the word 'yummy' underneath my breath. That 'perv' label can be hard to shake and there are only so many gyms in the area. Still, for a girl as hot as Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, I'm willing to risk a good public shaming just to get a sweaty Lycra peek. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Naturally Hot In Bikini Bottoms With Man’s Best Friend

We do so lust Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, who looks sextastic whether dolled up for a photoshoot, or just out of the house and on the beach in Malibu with her dog, running about in bikini bottoms and a wetsuit to protect her from us staring at her boobs. The whole crashing waves thing, hot girl running along the beach playing with her fluffy dog, it's all kind of working.

So many girls look might fine when the lights and camera and Photoshop is working overtime. But only true beauties come out of the ocean on the weekend making you want to to sketch them for your shipwrecked sailor fantasy art collection. Throw in shots of her wet bikini booty and clingy wetsuit top, and I'm just about prepared to do her in watercolor. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipple Pokes and Asstastic Flashing Makes Our Day A Little Brighter

Oh, wow, talk about a gift from above without notice. Our belusted lithesome hottie model and occasional thespianic, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley took to the streets of Beverly Hills in a headlight revealing top and an asstastic grabbing pair of pants (I'm sure the fashion savvy among you have a more expert way of stating my clothing descriptions) and made me and every ogle-friendly eyeball in peeping distance quite happy with distraction.

Nipple pokes from Rosie on a Friday afternoon? Are you kidding me. We are truly a blessed group of horndogs and Sapphic leaning females here at Egotastic!

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Autograph for Rosie Lingerie Line Makes Us Want to Dip Our Ink

There's really not much Rosie Huntington-Whiteley can do or wear and not look ridiculously desirable. But make it sweet sextastic silky lingerie, like her Autograph line for Marks & Spencer, and then you have what we Yanks like to call a homerun.

Lithesome and lean and long and lust-inducing, the sight of RHW in a little classic bras and panties makes a man wonder, well, just how much would it cost me to have a super model girlfriend in her shiny undies laying around the furniture in my house. And, the answer, of course, is, if you have to ask, you can't afford. But, today, you can most definitely look. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Lingerie Pictures for Silky Sextastic Marks & Spencer Goodness

Yesterday we saw Rosie Huntington-Whiteley sweating up her yoga pants, and now we get to see the real results.

Hey, as much as I'd like to believe that tearing open a beef jerky package and tabbing open a beer burns enough calories to keep one fit in the middle, it does take some serious hard work, the kind of hard work a girl like Rosie puts in when she knows it's time for an upcoming body revealing lingerie shoot with the likes of Marks & Spencer. And, man, did Rosie's hard work pay off.

The long, lean, and most definitely lovely model and Transformers 3 thespianic attempter hits nothing but paydirt in this rather passion inducing bit of bra and panties promotion. It's almost better than that jerky and brew. The combo would be my vision of heaven. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Clinging Yoga Pants Provide Camel Toe and Asstastic Dreams

Once again, it's yoga stretch pants for the win!

The ridiculously hot Rosie Huntington-Whiteley doesn't just get her long lean toned body by praying to the pagan forest gods or drinking a sixer of domestic beer every afternoon. Trust me, that's how I do it and it doesn't work. Nope, Rosie needs to hit the gym for some serious stretching and bending and that means some serious yoga pants time, which when mixed with a heated workout, the right sunlight, and our well-timed cameras, some delicious camel toe and asstastic views of RHW for all of us to collectively leer.

Oh, inventor of yoga pants, how badly I want to shake your hand. Enjoy.