Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Amy Adams, Jessica Alba, Sarah Hyland, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Lead List of Hotties on the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet

Well, the big leagues of the collective celebrity circle jerk known as Awards Season kicked off this Sunday evening with the 2013 Golden Globe Awards dishing out trophies to people who just had to thank a bunch of producers and agents and the dude who washes their Bentley.

And while we have to give a generally 'tame' rating to the sextastic level at the actual event, when you have such a massive gathering of sweet looking thespianics, you're going to find some serious lovely toy things to leer at one the red carpet, including our very favorites this year, Amy Adams, Jessica Alba, Sarah Hyland, Sofia Vergara, Halle Berry, Taylor Swift, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Heidi Klum. And a bunch others too, so check out the entire gallery of the girls whose $10K dresses we'd like to rip from their bodies and give them an award of our own. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Stretch Pants for Cameltoe Delights

We started the day by ogling Rosie Huntington-Whiteley being molested (in our minds) by TSA security and we're bookending the day by an even finer inspection of the wicked hot supermodel decked out in blessed stretch pants and workout gear and flashing a healthy amount of her Lycra covered lady nest.

While we burn more celebratory candles for the inventor of the stretch pants, we invite you to ogle Rosie as you would if you were her Transportation Security Administrator. Enjoy.

Another Look at Simply Sexy Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Going Through TSA Security Screening

As you know, we have committed to someday becoming TSA screening agents, preferably at LAX or Miami airports, and preferably in the NFC line, and or the one marked for Sextastic Celebrities Only.

What a wonderful chance to legally X-ray, examine, paw, and otherwise body cavity search every single one of the most ridiculously hot celebrities who once a year to thrice a week pass through your groping gloved hands. Models like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, who you get to order to take off her outerwear and raise her arms for your clothes-less virtual examinations. The chance of Rosie requiring a physical pat-down coming through my line I'd have to put at 100%.

Grab me the Vaseline and the mini-flashlight, I'm going in to wonderfully uncharted territories, for national security purposes, natch. Enjoy.

Jennifer Aniston Cleavage and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Sideboob Highlight the Chesty Hotness at LACMA Gala

The sextastic ladies of Tinsel Town pimped out their finest frocks last night to show some serious skin and level 10 allure at the LACMA fundraiser event over the weekend. While I'm sure the social cause was benevolent, it wasn't nearly giving as the dresses worn by Jennifer Aniston, who was flashing serious cleavage, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley whose sideboobs threatened to go full flop view throughout the evening.

Joining Jen and Rosie in the hotness parade at the fancy shindig was Salma Hayek, Karlie Kloss, Amber Heard, Amy Adams, and Florence Welch. It was quite the assemblage of the good-looking. Museum quality really. We only wish we could get a real invitation one of these days instead of having to jump the fence in our rented tuxedos and Chuck Taylors. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Bares Midriff for Tip-Top Tummy Perfection

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley really is one fine piece of work.

Now that the Britty model has given up on the thespianic ambitions (we hope) and gone back to her god-given destiny of just being one super fine looking woman, her sextastic lights are back on to bright, causing even her street candids to once again shine with sweet perfection.

Over the weekend Rosie saw fit to flash her fit midriff in West Hollywood while cruising about in some jeans and a short top, reminding us that many smoking fine girls on film still look ridiculously hot live and in the flesh, and it's the flesh that is currently killing us here. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Returns to Hottieville With a Little Leg Flashing

We've missed Rosie Huntington-Whitely. We happen to think she's one of the hottest women in the world, and we'd gladly smuggle drugs intestinally past the Turkmenistan border (not as hard as it sounds, really) for just five minutes of exploring her tall, lean, silky smooth body. But, she's been gone for a while, I think Jason Statham keeps her chained in a basement or something, but she broke out, decked out, and flashed some leg yesterday outside the Chateau Marmont.

Oh, it's just another hot leg in the Endless Summer of Legs, but it's where that leg leads that has us giggling like schoolboys first viewing Jugs magazine (oh, what a day that way). Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Lingerie Pictures Are Smoother Than Silk

How'd you like to find this woman rolling around in little silky nothings in your bed? Well, if the devine Rosie Huntington-Whiteley were doing so, I'd be sneaking in your window, because there's not much than can contain our profound lust for this British model and sort of thespianic who brings her long, lean, and sensuous body to bear in a new Marks & Spencer lingerie pictorial. Rosie doesn't just wear lingerie, she makes you want to purchase it just for the sheer opportunity of nibbling it off of her body in slow, easily digestible bites.

There's nothing wrong with a little bit of silky bra and panties on a super fine woman. Provided of course they are removable. Enjoy.