We do so lust Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, who looks sextastic whether dolled up for a photoshoot, or just out of the house and on the beach in Malibu with her dog, running about in bikini bottoms and a wetsuit to protect her from us staring at her boobs. The whole crashing waves thing, hot girl running along the beach playing with her fluffy dog, it’s all kind of working.
So many girls look might fine when the lights and camera and Photoshop is working overtime. But only true beauties come out of the ocean on the weekend making you want to to sketch them for your shipwrecked sailor fantasy art collection. Throw in shots of her wet bikini booty and clingy wetsuit top, and I’m just about prepared to do her in watercolor. Enjoy.
Oh, wow, talk about a gift from above without notice. Our belusted lithesome hottie model and occasional thespianic, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley took to the streets of Beverly Hills in a headlight revealing top and an asstastic grabbing pair of pants (I’m sure the fashion savvy among you have a more expert way of stating my clothing descriptions) and made me and every ogle-friendly eyeball in peeping distance quite happy with distraction.
Nipple pokes from Rosie on a Friday afternoon? Are you kidding me. We are truly a blessed group of horndogs and Sapphic leaning females here at Egotastic!
There’s really not much Rosie Huntington-Whiteley can do or wear and not look ridiculously desirable. But make it sweet sextastic silky lingerie, like her Autograph line for Marks & Spencer, and then you have what we Yanks like to call a homerun.
Lithesome and lean and long and lust-inducing, the sight of RHW in a little classic bras and panties makes a man wonder, well, just how much would it cost me to have a super model girlfriend in her shiny undies laying around the furniture in my house. And, the answer, of course, is, if you have to ask, you can’t afford. But, today, you can most definitely look. Enjoy.
Yesterday we saw Rosie Huntington-Whiteley sweating up her yoga pants, and now we get to see the real results.
Hey, as much as I’d like to believe that tearing open a beef jerky package and tabbing open a beer burns enough calories to keep one fit in the middle, it does take some serious hard work, the kind of hard work a girl like Rosie puts in when she knows it’s time for an upcoming body revealing lingerie shoot with the likes of Marks & Spencer. And, man, did Rosie’s hard work pay off.
The long, lean, and most definitely lovely model and Transformers 3 thespianic attempter hits nothing but paydirt in this rather passion inducing bit of bra and panties promotion. It’s almost better than that jerky and brew. The combo would be my vision of heaven. Enjoy.
Once again, it’s yoga stretch pants for the win!
The ridiculously hot Rosie Huntington-Whiteley doesn’t just get her long lean toned body by praying to the pagan forest gods or drinking a sixer of domestic beer every afternoon. Trust me, that’s how I do it and it doesn’t work. Nope, Rosie needs to hit the gym for some serious stretching and bending and that means some serious yoga pants time, which when mixed with a heated workout, the right sunlight, and our well-timed cameras, some delicious camel toe and asstastic views of RHW for all of us to collectively leer.
Oh, inventor of yoga pants, how badly I want to shake your hand. Enjoy.
Well, the big leagues of the collective celebrity circle jerk known as Awards Season kicked off this Sunday evening with the 2013 Golden Globe Awards dishing out trophies to people who just had to thank a bunch of producers and agents and the dude who washes their Bentley.
And while we have to give a generally ‘tame’ rating to the sextastic level at the actual event, when you have such a massive gathering of sweet looking thespianics, you’re going to find some serious lovely toy things to leer at one the red carpet, including our very favorites this year, Amy Adams, Jessica Alba, Sarah Hyland, Sofia Vergara, Halle Berry, Taylor Swift, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Heidi Klum. And a bunch others too, so check out the entire gallery of the girls whose $10K dresses we’d like to rip from their bodies and give them an award of our own. Enjoy.
We started the day by ogling Rosie Huntington-Whiteley being molested (in our minds) by TSA security and we’re bookending the day by an even finer inspection of the wicked hot supermodel decked out in blessed stretch pants and workout gear and flashing a healthy amount of her Lycra covered lady nest.
While we burn more celebratory candles for the inventor of the stretch pants, we invite you to ogle Rosie as you would if you were her Transportation Security Administrator. Enjoy.