Rosie Huntington-Whitely was looking like a model in an LL Bean catalog that I’d like to F. She appears to be yachting in these bikini top pics for Self Magazine. It makes sense. You expect someone with a posh sounding named like Rosie Huntington-Whitely to do a lot of sailing. What I do know is that her luscious boobage looks amazing in these pics. She’s got a nice pair of perkies that is certainly getting my buoy up. I don’t know if that’s an appropriate nautical term for the innuendo I’m trying to make but I think you get the general idea. What I am sure of is that I wouldn’t mind being stuck on a boat with a bikini clad Rosie. Wouldn’t mind at all.
There is something about a woman doing manual labor that does it for me. Maybe it’s that they get all sweaty and flushed. Don’t mind if I do.
Photo Credit: Self Magazine
Anytime there’s a celebration called London in L.A. my mind immediately races to British hotties in the area who might be attending. To be fair, Rose Byrne is an Aussie, but she and Britty hot hot Rosie Huntington-Whiteley certainly stole the show last night at the hands across the Atlantic event.
Rose Byrne opted for classy but see-through that allowed us a more intimate peek at her intimates, albeit entirely on purpose. While Rosie went for cleavetastic super model goodness. I could have been happy as either for my date to the shindig, you know, had I been invited and this been the first chilly day in Hades in some time. Rather, my lot is to stare and drool at girls with swell accents and even sweller bodies, all of us swelling respectfully to our own devices. Keep it classy, Billy. I need to repeat that to myself more often. Enjoy.
Photo CreditL INF/Splash
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been simply crazy hot for as long as I can remember. She’s only 27, which says both something about my memory, but also just how profound an impact Rosie has had on our collective private time happy time moments these past five or six years with her simple outlandish visual-hormonal appeal. She doesn’t really do more than appear incredibly feminine and sextastic in barely there clothing for ads and magazines and portfolios. And that is more than enough.
The current month’s issue of Harper’s Bazaar features Rosie covering her sweet tender peaches in various loose fitting wardrobes around the pool. Just to sort of remind you how hotel vacations look in the libido portion of your mind. The idea of sharing a king size poolside room with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for the weekend provides more than a mere tingle. I can actually feel the burn and the soreness and a bit of the chaffing that might occur. She’s a stunner. Always has been and I mightily suspect always will be. Once I dropkick Jason Statham, I’m going to close the deal. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Miguel Reveriego For Harper’s Bazaar
Let’s be honest. I’m never going to share my deep feelings. For one thing, I’m a man. Technically, I have no feelings. And if I did, I’d bury them somewhere obscure where nobody would ever find them. Like a resort town in Minnesota or a politicians truth jar. But I am more than willing to share with you my life’s work and love, incredibly hot celebrity woman just being all they can be on videos I’m watching. Usually with few clothes on. That does seem to be a common denominator.
In this week’s edition of Hey, Bill, Watcha Watching?, I share the videos I’ve been checking out today while naturally not wanting to miss a second of the Masters. You know what they say about golf, you miss a minute you miss a couple guys walking and talking to their help. This week’s roundup includes a very naughty Kylie Jenner putting her hand down sister Kendall Jenner’s pants, Kate Upton behind the scenes of one cleavetastic swimsuit shoot, Candice Swanepoel covered topless and pimping the juice, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley flashing fun times in her see-through top on the runway. I would take any one of these women to be my third wife, assuming we had a prenup that kept me in indie beer after our second weekend split. Enjoy.
Sexy English vixen Rosie Huntington-Whitely posed topless with only a strategically placed arm to cover up her jubblies. Rosie has got a truly amazing pair of funbags. Seriously, they are a work of art. I don’t know whether they were bestowed through genetics or the wonders of silicon but they are incredible. In a couple of pictures she is completely nude and demurely covers herself with herself, like you do. In others she is in sexy black leather gear that makes you think some naughty, kinky thoughts. In some pics you even get a hint of that famous booty she’s got going on back there. Rosie has been making big splashes in the modeling world lately and it’s easy to see why. She’s effing hot as hell.
I never find hot chicks half naked in my garden like these pics. It’s usually a homeless dude that’s camped out in the apartment building lawns. I really need to get out of New York.
Photo Credit: Violet Grey
I lust me some Rosie Huntington-Whitely. If you can ever catch her around Hollywood without stupid Jason Statham arm around her like a boss, then you have a real ogle worthy lovely. If you can catch her the same and in a sheer black dress that doesn’t hold up well to paparazzi camera lights, then you have something even more spectacular. Sometimes the simply sextastic woman and the simple black dress is all your need for a voyeur party.
Rosie was leaving some restaurant where I can’t even afford the water now thanks to the drought looking like a million bucks. Think black dress like it was hardly even there to block views of her lovely teats. Those long model legs we’ve adored not so silently for a half dozen years now. She’s the real deal. Let us all feast our peeps upon this fine female form until grumpy Statham arm returns and the party is once more over. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is going to give me sweet dreams with these sexy sleepwear pics. (COED)
Speaking of sleeping, I think these hot girls in beds have other ideas. (The Chive)
Karrueche Tran wears a bikini that barely covers her no-no spot. (TMZ)
This lip sync battle between Anna Kendrick and Jennifer Lopez has me hot and bothered. (Huffington Post)
Luma Grothe shows off her hot ta-tas in these lingerie pics. (Drunken Stepfather)
Camille Rowe in a bikini will make your wiener happy. (Popoholic)
Kat Torres bikinis better than pretty much anyone else. (The Superficial)