Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Sexy Beach Shoot for Victoria’s Secret

Professional hot person Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was looking particularly hot in a sensual night gown thing for Victoria's Secret. The bottom was a flowy skirt that showed off those amazing legs. They are long and lean and I wish they were wrapped around me right now. The skirt also had a slit that allowed you to see a bit of her panties and all the wonders that they hold. The top was flesh colored and it makes you think that there isn't anything there but there is. Still, her pretty perkies looked really sweet. Rosie is firm and fully packed with a face that can't be beat. She's currently in my top five hotties that I'm ogling. Plus I like her name. She sounds like the heroine of a romance novel. She can play the countess and I'll be the naughty stable boy.

These are the things I think about when I'm alone with my thoughts.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavage Pimping Coca Cola in London

We haven't seen much of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley of late. Granted, she needs to slip some mickeys into Jason Statham's milk just to get free of his benevolently possessive grasp, but we sure do miss this lithesome Britty supermodel and her body of pure perfection. Rosie was out in London pimping something to do with Coca-Cola, which I'm going to guess based on the looks of her long lean and lovely form is not something she consumes in mass quantities herself.

For the professional endeavor, Rosie went deep low cut on the frontside, revealing a healthy amount of her healthy hand warmers nearly dangling out of her dress. I'd like to buy the world a Coke, but I'd like to purchase five minutes of Rosie in the broom closet time just for myself. Oh, the giggling we would get up to. Followed by a series of not so manly plaintive wails. I am very vocal. Rosie, just pretend it's the sounds of nature and let's delight in our few minutes together as primitive beasts in the field. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Leather Clad and Classy Hot for Violet Grey

Naturally, I'd prefer to see my belusted Britty hottie Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in something a bit more comfortable, say perhaps, nothing, but the girl need to get paid which means pimping something or other in this Violet Grey shoot. I think they sell beauty products or similar such salves that I obviously have no need for. Because I'm a guy. And already super beautiful.

And so are you, Rosie. Which is why we should be together. You and I under that leather jacket of yours exploring the true meaning of the words 'trust' and 'deviancy' not in that particular order. Oh, my, I bet your sweat smells like lilac. Mine, more like onions and garlic, but they'll cancel each other out as we roll around for forty-eight hours with our bodies entwined like extremely active mating turtles. Dare to dream, and keep your head down when Statham throws with his left. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Lily Allen Topless, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley See-Through, Jessica Pare Topless, and Much Much More

 

Summer's almost here, my friends. Which means swimming in modestly contaminated pools, gorging on charred meat, and girls trying out their new bikinis isn't far behind. And while each season brings with it it's very own set of happy time rituals, the communal gathering around the firepit of the faptastic is something we do here all year long. There is no single season for friendship and family. Something I like to think we are all here. Even if I'm the redheaded stepchild and you're the evil brother Chet who keeps beating on me and stealing my stuff. Ah, family. Now, onto the skin.

This week's Reader Finds includes gloriously hot Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in a see-through photoshoot of hotness (thank you kindly EgoReader 'Dustin'), Sharon Stone quite topless in Basic Instinct 2 (yeah, they made that and 'Bellamy' found it), Jessica Biel in a stunning James White photoshoot (goodness via 'Stan G.'), Denise Richards and Neve Campbell in their unforgettable lesbionics (a classic from the mind of 'Danny'), Mexi-adult star Kitten Natividad taking it all off (quite crazy, but nekkid from 'Loo'), Kaley Cuoco in that see-through tank top (luscious humps dropped off by 'Maria'), Carmen Brundler crazy hot in lingerie (somebody knows of our crush on Carmen, thanks 'Brandon'), Sherri Rose nekkid on the silver screen (90's throwback from 'Kev'), Sara Mitich topless in her more recent sequel (topless ta-ta's via 'Jaden'), Jaime Pressly highlighting her goodies (more classics from the mind of 'Sweetz'), Shannon Tweed showing off why Gene scooped her up (skinemax boobtastic provided by 'Freddy'), Allie Mason stunning in FHM Turkey (inspired in the least by 'Diego B.'), Kathryn Winnick cleavy hotness (promoted by the "Cronners'), Vanessa Hessler wicked alluring for Guess! (thank you kindly to 'Wheels'), Lucy Clarkson bare butt in Britain (cheeky treats from 'Anzio'), Miss Finland Sara Chafak looking sweet on Instagram (kudos to 'Markus' for pimping the home turf), Aussie soap star Lisa Gormley topless wardrobe malfunction (eye spied by the curious 'Mick'), Clare Lago model hot for ICON (spotted diligently by 'almendros'), delicious Joy Corrigan quite nekkid (contributed thoughtfully by 'Rob W.'), Miley Cyrus covered topless pimping Bangerz (somebody named 'Ian' has an eye for Miley), Jessica Pare topless on the big screen (lovely Mad Mammaries via 'Kent'), and last, but not least, Britty Lily Allen topless modeling for the heck of it (donated today by 'Dansk'). It's a lot to get through, but bear down, commit, achieve. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Is Covered Topless for the Oncoming Summer Heat

It's summer time. Well, almost. Which means you can't almost be wearing a bra. Not if you're the stunning hot Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and your portraying one of my many mature themed dreams in the latest edition of V Magazine, just in time for the dog days.

Rosie has herself in various stages of barely covering her own ta-ta's with a slight bit of wardrobe or hands. That's just enough of a tease to get my internal temperatures sweltering with a well-positioned popsicle the only realistic option for relief. Rosie, what you do to us when you're clothes start coming off. It's fashionably hot. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Wicked Hot Soft Focus Ways for Vogue

We don't see Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as often as we used to on the pages of magazines or in revealing public appearances. It's a bit of a shame as every time Rosie comes back, I'm reminded of why I used to write her love letters on a weekly basis mostly involving terms such as 'hair tousling' and 'lower back nibbling'. She really is quite the sextastic alluring Britty model.

Featured in soft fuzzy focus in Vogue Germany, Rosie shows exactly why she doesn't need much by way of production value to produce a very happy tingly feeling in all men who feast peeps upon her. She has that boudoir slinky hottie thing working like nobody's business. Only it is my business to notice. We all do, Rosie. Come back to us in full force. Maybe buy Jason a cat or something and get yourself out more often. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Sextastic In Lingerie for the Summer

For those of you who don't follow the lingerie world quite like I do, lingerie is actually seasonal. I think you're supposed to wear different bits of silk and lace depending on the time of year. I don't mean you, I mean, incredibly sextastic ladies like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley who is the face, err, body, of Marks & Spencer lingerie looks including their new looks for this coming summer. You do not want to get caught in last season's undies, oh faux pas.

I'm particularly less concerned with calendar adjustments to Rosie's undergarments, and more concerned with desperately watching the soft fabrics slip and slide around her heavenly body. When the season comes that those teasy little bits of clothing fall off, please wake me from my hibernation. It's clearly feeding time. Enjoy.

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