It’s summer time. Well, almost. Which means you can’t almost be wearing a bra. Not if you’re the stunning hot Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and your portraying one of my many mature themed dreams in the latest edition of V Magazine, just in time for the dog days.
Rosie has herself in various stages of barely covering her own ta-ta’s with a slight bit of wardrobe or hands. That’s just enough of a tease to get my internal temperatures sweltering with a well-positioned popsicle the only realistic option for relief. Rosie, what you do to us when you’re clothes start coming off. It’s fashionably hot. Enjoy.
We don’t see Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as often as we used to on the pages of magazines or in revealing public appearances. It’s a bit of a shame as every time Rosie comes back, I’m reminded of why I used to write her love letters on a weekly basis mostly involving terms such as ‘hair tousling’ and ‘lower back nibbling’. She really is quite the sextastic alluring Britty model.
Featured in soft fuzzy focus in Vogue Germany, Rosie shows exactly why she doesn’t need much by way of production value to produce a very happy tingly feeling in all men who feast peeps upon her. She has that boudoir slinky hottie thing working like nobody’s business. Only it is my business to notice. We all do, Rosie. Come back to us in full force. Maybe buy Jason a cat or something and get yourself out more often. Enjoy.
For those of you who don’t follow the lingerie world quite like I do, lingerie is actually seasonal. I think you’re supposed to wear different bits of silk and lace depending on the time of year. I don’t mean you, I mean, incredibly sextastic ladies like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley who is the face, err, body, of Marks & Spencer lingerie looks including their new looks for this coming summer. You do not want to get caught in last season’s undies, oh faux pas.
I’m particularly less concerned with calendar adjustments to Rosie’s undergarments, and more concerned with desperately watching the soft fabrics slip and slide around her heavenly body. When the season comes that those teasy little bits of clothing fall off, please wake me from my hibernation. It’s clearly feeding time. Enjoy.
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is not such a bad looking super hot model gal. I’d let her take me to a party if she asked politely. She sure did look like a million and one dollars at the Vogue fashion festival in England over the weekend. Now that sounds like a fun place to be. Maybe not so much for the fashion, but for the milling about hotties flashing their upscale and tightly strapped haute couture.
Of course, you need the body for those skin tight dresses, and Rosie has that indeed. We’ve seen her here in L.A. working out quite daily getting all sweaty, we thought for our own entertainment purposes, but it turns out it was more so she can continue looking super sextastic in little numbers like this. Either way works for me, Rosie. Just keep on being super hot and we’re good. Enjoy.
I’m going to officially call this a new trend. Maybe it’s an old trend that is new again, but for some inexplicable and entirely fortunate and blessed reason, the hot ladies of Tinsel Town are no longer wearing bras beneath their sheer tops. Maybe they burned their bras in feminist protest, or, more likely, their wardrobe klatch friends and assistants have assessed that this is the new height of fashion sensation.
I certainly feel sensational peeking at the poking nipples of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley casually promenading in Malibu as if we are not all staring at her petite but so sweet funbags. Who says fashion is boring? Well, I do, but not today in the new era of braless boobtastic see-through tops. I couldn’t be happier about modern style. Enjoy.
I know people make fun of me for my vast women’s magazine subscriptions. Go on, chuckle, just like the middle school skate gang that terrorizes me outside my own stoop when I go to retrieve my lady journals. But who has the last laugh when the very first Miley Cyrus topless pictures show up in W Magazine, along with Lara Stone topless, Miranda Kerr barely covered nekkid in the bed, and Cindy Crawford, well, damn. Oh, why not throw in Rosie-Huntington-Whiteley in a see-through bra, Vanessa Hudgens different looking hotness, Milla Jovovich stunning, Rita Ora biting on a bed sheet, and Ciara looking boudoir sextastic.
It’s only one of the finest magazine photo spreads ever. Certainly monumental, epic, and initiating the clarion call for a little private time viewing. Yep, who’s laughing now Mr. Postman, old neighbor lady, skate kids, and mom? You’ve had your fun belittling me through the years. I’ll take my topless wicked hot celebrity photos and my perfume samplers, thank you very much. Enjoy.
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I’m still not quite clear why the celebs bring their designer handbags to the gym, then again, I’m hardly looking at the accessories of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley when so much of her mainframe is on display in her blessed stretch pants and cut-off top leaving the gym this morning in L.A. Oh, that arse on my belusted Britty model.
Rosie has been hitting the work outs pretty hard of late. This leads me to believe she has something extra special in the works in terms of visual exhibition. I always hope and pray for full nekkid pictorials, though not sure I can possibly even dream so high with the hotness that is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. For now, I’ll be content with staring at her tummy and mapping out the sweat stains on her Spandex. It’s a hobby I highly recommend. Enjoy.