You know nobody loves a gala more than me. Big swank dress-up affair. As long as crocs are excepted footwear, I'm in. Especially so when half the hot-women in the known universe are in attendance, like the amfAR Gala in Cannes last night, where it was wall to wall sextastic celebrities. Some we love, some we love a little less, but all looked hot and I'm told the drinks were free, so who has time to judge personalities.
Which brings me to Kim Kardashian, who outside of nipple slipping and showboating, had little reason to be in Cannes, but, hell, she looked pretty hot at the amfAR event; so did her former high school classmate (educational term used loosely), Billionaire Barbie, along with the likes of Kate Upton, Nina Dobrev, and too many others to even name. But check them out, because it's sure to spark you're 'I'm Going to Be A Future Movie Producer and Bang My Leading Ladies' fantasies.
And, oh, for a surprise, check out the gallery and see if you can find who wore the boobtastic see-through dress to the party. Enjoy.
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Rose McGowan Sweating in Stretch Pants to Maintain the Veteran Hot Body
Maybe some of these youngsters in Hottieville can get by on just plain old-fashioned genetic advantage, but when you start titling toward 40, like veteran hot bodied actress Rose McGowan, you're working your butt off to keep your butt getting guys off (as it were). Such is the march of the sextastic celebrities in and out of gyms and Pilates studios every morning in Los Angeles, their sweaty crotches (hey, it's true, they can't shower at their gyms) packed into their stretch pants, their $5,000 designer handbags hugging their shoulders, and Egotastic! across the street with a zoom lens to search for moist cleavage and camel toe. It's really a perfect little ogling ecosystem.
See Rose's dripping wet post-workout body for yourself and feel what she goes through for your benefit. Or, feel something else to show your appreciation, Either way, enjoy.
YOU DON'T GET INTO THESE KINDS OF OUTFITS WITHOUT WORKING OUT