If you thought Fashion Week was over, think again. Fashion Week is never over! Never. It just moves from place to place like some kind of intractable rash. This week the fashion plates are all in London doing exactly what they did in New York last week only doing it with a British accent. And British boobtastic.
Rita Ora made a memorable appearance over the weekend at one of the many fine fabrics events, showing off her precious pert melons in a very revealing top. For a moment, I really thought her funbags were going to dangle forth from her top. Now, that would be fashion. Alas, Fashion Week isn’t that cool. Rita, let’s push the envelope even more when thing shebang gets to Paris. Enjoy.
Cleavage, Rita Ora
Of all the times for your pants to split and flash your thong wedged into your arse, the worst time would have to be the evening your launching your wearing one of the outfits of your launching clothing line. I must admit, I don’t quite understand the fashion need for floral track suits, but I have no doubt Rita Ora will eventually make bank on it and ladies everywhere will look like bathroom wallpaper. What do I know?
Well, I do know that a seam split, especially right between the cheeks, isn’t such a hot endorsement for quality of product. Not that it wasn’t a nice touch for us gentleman oglers who prefer our track suits velour and brown so we can relive the 70′s in comfort and style.
I see London, I see France, I see Rita Ora’s clothing line suffering a bit of a setback in confidence among consumers. Oh yeah, also her thongs. Nice panties call, Rita. You know, just in case your pants rip. Enjoy.
Made in America never sounded better, err, looked better, than when Iggy Azaelea and Rita Ora brought their Aussie-Britty hot stage and concert show to Los Angeles over the Labor Day weekend. I can’t comment much as to the music, but as to the two young pop divas prancing around the stage in showy costumes and pretending to kiss and fondle each other, well, you know how I feel about even pretend lesbionics.
Rita Ora absolutely stole the red carpet at last week’s VMAs, and Iggy Azalea and her stage-show thumper have been dazzling the lower brains of boys and men for the past year now. The two make a lusty duet. I like it. You add a striptease element to the staging, and suddenly you might have one of the best concert performances ever. Next time. Enjoy.
While the MTV VMAs represent some kind of Fall of the Roman Empire, the lynchpin of the downfall of a civilized society, to be replaced by craptastic auditory experiences and glitter, there’s no doubt the annual event brings out the finest in pop diva competition for eyeballs, hence, lots of skin. There’s but a few teensy tiny number of popular music artists earning distinction from their vocal talents. The rest are competing for the dollar bills from the guys in the front row with the sweaty jowls. Me first among them.
So many hotties out at the 2014 MTV VMAs tonight, keep attuned to this updating gallery for some of the best of them, including Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Iggy Azalea, Jennifer Lopez, Rita Ora, Beyonce, Miley Cyrus, and more. It’s a night to remember, if you remembered your earplugs! Enjoy.
Let me first say, the Ice Bucket Challenge is genius in terms of how it’s raised so much money for such a worthy cause. I have nothing but praise for the people behind this benevolent mission. However, let’s be honest. After a few weeks of niche coolness, this challenge is quickly moving into cheeseball media territory with show producers and public relations dweebs trying to ride the meme train. So expect the ground-up-swell to die down soon. It’s like learning the President smokes weed too. What’s next?
Having said that, if it gets more skin baring hot celebrities to pour ice water over their heads on camera like Rita Ora, I’m down with the more corporate mission. Granted, ice water is not exactly the most warmly erotic of liquids to douse an attractive woman with, but I don’t think Rita would’ve done the same with oven warmed strawberry scented baby oil which would’ve been my first choice. Consider me ready to see iced down nipples on some of our most alluring female celebrities. Though I suspect most will not be down for ruining their coifs. Enjoy.
The British ladies were getting down and barely-dressed dirty at the V Festival concert over the weekend in Jolly Old England, strutting about the stage in various costumes that would make your mother blush and your grandmother probably be arrested.
Lily Allen probably won the evening by baring her nipple and ta-ta betwixt an open top with no bra, flashing her udder to the utterly enchanted concert crowd. Lily is not a particularly shy young pop star, much like Pixie Lott who seems to be flashing her knickers on stage with great regularity, prompting ticket prices in the front rows to be valued rather high for the gentleman ogler. Icing the cake was Rita Ora who hates clothes these days, flashing her deep cleavage and showing off her gym-toned body with barely any wardrobe on at all. As for the music of the event… yeah, that’s right. It matters not. The bodies were hot and preening. That’s worth your entry fee right there. Enjoy.
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Wow, just the thought of young pop hotties Rita Ora and Iggy Azalea making sweet music together. I can only imagine the aural possibilities. I will be running, not walking away from that sound venture, which defies every instinct in my body after seeing the two girls in tight cleavy booty hugging body suits on the set of their music video shoot. I guess it gets kind of hairy as Iggy even had a stunt double hanging around. Explosions, anyone?
Everybody complains about how modern music is getting so horrible. Nobody bothers to stop and point out that the pop stars are better looking and showing more skin than ever before. I know you had your favorites in the past, but now that music has become an almost entirely visual medium, it’s gotten better. Trust me, I could show you collages. I have them. And Rita Ora and Iggy Azalea and their chests and booties in pleather would be pasted therein. So delicious. Enjoy.