Rita Ora

Rita Ora Wardrobe Malfunction Flops Her Top Out at London Park Concert

 

We've only barely met British-Kosovan pop star Rita Ora and I already feel like we know her so well.

Over the weekend at the Lovebox music festival in London's Victoria Park, Rita put a little too much feeling into her concert performance and popped her left funbag right out of her bustier bra top thingamajig. Yep, there was no stopping that chest puppy from breaking off its leash for a free run in the park. And there was no stopping us ogling either. Hey, if you don't like the music, you can still delight in the stage show. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Covered Topless by the Pool and Miley Cyrus See-Through Top Lead the Charge for the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, you sad, hot, hot, sad, self-publishing celebrity hottie fools. How we revel in your abandon. And your photos from vacations, home, cars, wherever you and your camera and your Twitter and Facebook and Tumblr accounts take you. We do so love this trend.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some real doozies of a show, including Miley Cyrus with another one of her patented see-through tees, Rosie Jones on holiday and barely covering her assets, the underrated Arianny Celeste in a bikini, Selena Gomez also in a bikini and looking special hot, the precocious Jenner sisters hugging one out, and so much more goodness. You owe it to yourself and to your community to check these puppies out. Enjoy.

Rita Ora Straps on the Skintight Shiny Dress for an Egotastic! Introduction

Well, it's about time I finally got around to highlighting the noteworthy aspects of British-Slavic singing wonderment Rita Ora, who despite being tainted with some Eurovision bad music smell (there's no musical taint really worse than Eurovision anything), and despite the eyebrow thing going on that does remind me of my sixth grade science teacher, Dr. Scowler, who turned out not to be even a real doctor, but those eyebrows could melt ferrous metals, still puts on a regular bodily show well worthy of major league leering.

Such was the case yesterday in London where Rita was pimping the shizz out of her new single, by way of dropping heavy heaving bosom notes in a skintight and shiny dress that left little hint as to the shapes of her body beneath. Like a delicious looking banger who we'd all like to mash. Enjoy.

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