There are two pieces of advice my father gave me I hold dear to this day. The first was to take the time to stop and smell the roses. The second was to grow up and go find a place of my own to live. When you’re nine stuff your dad says leaves an impression on you. In honor of the former, today I wanted to stop and smell the Spandex covered booties. We see so much hot celebrity asstastic in stretchy shorts and leggings I feel we sometimes take this modern trend of awesome quite for granted. It would have us killed in certain parts of this globe. Her, it’s just killing us kindly.
Delve into Rihanna, Michelle Lewin, Brooke Burke and others flashing beautiful cans of all Tinsel Town ages. Hip hip hurrah for the sweet seat meat and the manner in which it cushions our hearts and other vital organs. Enjoy.
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I do so appreciate and admire and occasionally take some private time off to properly adulate the hot bodily work of Rihanna
, a woman who not only hates clothes, she translate her feelings into actions. When on her own time and dime, you often only see Rihanna in a bikini, or less. And she wears the little two pieces ever so well.
On her birthday, one in which I hope she received my Hallmark card with the hotel room key so subtly including, I thought we’d take a look not so far back to some of Rihanna’s finer bikini hot body moments. Even on her birthday, she’s giving something to us. The gift of visual wonderments. You may or may not like her as an artist or even a person, but you must respect the fine female form. Happy Birthday, Rihanna.
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Singer and sexy person Rihanna conjured up her own inner kink for this sexy bondage-themed spread. BDSM is all the rage nowadays because of that Fifty Shades of Grey movie coming out and now every hot model is dressing up in black leather masks and bondage gear. It also helps if you like to be topless and don’t care who sees you. Rihanna does have a spectacular pair of chichis, though. They look like quite the handful, but then again so is she. I bet you Rihanna does get all nasty in the bedroom. She looks like the type. She’s the kind of girl that will pour hot wax on your chest while servicing your downtown.
This is all speculation, of course. Maybe she’s boring in the sack, although I would say that would be a waste of some great natural resources.
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I’m an unabashed Rihanna hot body luster. Though, ironically, there is lots of bashing going on privately, but self-injury is a victimless crime in the name of expressing one’s passions for the lovely ladies. Rihanna simply loves to show off her taut body, and why not. In fact, seeing her bare midriff and her proud chest leaving a Beverly Hills restaurant is about the most clothes she’s worn in a while. Though still alluring.
For some reason about half the world has a problem with Rihanna. The other half, like me, we just leer and smile and wish she were our girlfriend for about one long weekend. Granted, longer than that seems like it might be something of a bother, but that’s true of most male female relationships that go past the first weekend. As for me and Ri-Ri, we’ll flame out by Saturday and be left with only happy memories and feathers covering our exhausted privates. I’m almost certain this one is going to happen. Enjoy.
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Rihanna hangs out poolside in her native Barbados without a top. (Drunken Stepfather)
Rose McGowan shows off her nekkid boobies and it is good. (WWTDD)
More pics showing that Christie Brinkley is still hot as F. (Huffington Post)
Cintia Dickers and her hot freckles in a swimsuit will make your day. (Popoholic)
Hannah Nicole uses her funbags to hawk expensive water. (The Superficial)
Ruby Rose sure knows how to be sexy on Instagram. (COED)
Anna Kournikova is still super hot and I have the proof. (Busted Coverage)
You can’t have a proper Auld Lang Syne without a few reminisces about your favorite Bajan diva and her penchant for flashing her bare boobtastic in and out of wardrobe tops during the past year. Rihanna doesn’t just dislike clothes, she seems to truly hate them, though as a woman who makes millions modeling fashions, she probably can’t confirm her birthday suit is her favorite outfit.
Join with me now if you will on a look back at some of our favorite see-through and just plain spilling out of tops shots of Rihanna from the past year. She really is creating something of a special ta-ta hot bodied legacy. Personally, I applaud, adore, and worship. I’ll leave you to sort through your own feelings. Enjoy.
Sexy pop singer Rihanna and model Melissa Ford were hanging out in teeny tiny bikinis in Barbados. Rihanna was visiting her native island and she brought along her ta-tas for her homecoming. Rih-Rih has one amazing body. Look at her tight stomach, those sexy legs, and her unbelievable shakeable booty. But Melissa is no slouch. She has on a bathing suit with several pieces cut out of it. She’s got a bigger set of chichis than Rihanna but that doesn’t mean that there isn’t plenty of room to enjoy ogling both sets of sweater hams. I am not prejudiced. There is room in this wide world for all sorts of boobies. Big ones, little ones, and in betweensies. I would like to join these gals on their next trip to Barbados. I would gladly be their cabana boy and get them mai thais.
Look, I don’t ask for much. Just an all expenses paid trip to a tropical paradise so that I can stare at a really sexy superstar. Is that so much to ask?
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