Rihanna

Rihanna In A Bikini Bottom At The Beach In Rio

The real excitement in Rio yesterday wasn't the World Cup final, it was Rihanna swimming in a bikini bottom at the beach. Ri-Ri  came presumably for the soccer games but she stayed for the sexy beach parties. The yellow bottom showed off a good bit of that famous Rihanna booty we all love so much. The gods of butt cleavage bestowed their bounty on these pictures. She was wearing a long top but it did allow for a little bit of bare midriff. Rihanna has an unbelievable stomach. The thing I admire most about Rihanna is her habit of being scantily clad. Then again, if I were a hot girl that looked like that I would run around half naked too. As it is I am not and the world is happy that I keep my clothes on.

The one sad thing, (for me at least), about the World Cup being over is that there will be less pictures of celebrities in bikinis galavanting around the beaches of Rio. Oh well, I have 2018 to look forward to.

Rihanna Celebrates July 4th In A See-Through Red Dress

The ever sexy Rihanna commemorated the founding of our great country this weekend by wearing a see-through red dress at Hooray Henry's in Hollywood on July 4th. The outfit is made out of lace or something and is as transparent as one of my grandmother's couch doilies, (old Latin ladies love their doilies). The whole outfit screams, "freedom". Mainly, it's freedom from bras because she isn't wearing one. Rih-Rih's luscious funbags were in almost full view from the front and you get a good eye-full of her sideboobs as well.  Rihanna has one of the most spectacular racks in the music biz.

I know that because I've seen them up close and personal and I can tell you that they are amazeballs. I was once in a room at a function with her and she was wearing a see-through outfit then too and I got a good look at them. I see a pattern emerging.

Rihanna See-Through Nipple Show Headlights the CFDA Fashion Awards

I'm guessing the 'F" in CFDA stands for Fashion. That means the 'C' probably stands for Rihanna's funbag size, quite visibly clear beneath her sheer dress at these haute couture awards last night in New York. Let's be honest, the Emperors New Clothes remain the best fashion choice for super sextastic women. I don't know much about fashion, but I do know that the entire male world population would've voted Rihanna best dressed last night, which tells you something. Or nothing, because when women start letting horny men design clothing, every store will be filled with Hooters girl clothing.

Rihanna continues to be one of the leading edge body revealing pop divas we admire so much for raising the bar on exhibitionism. Since the day she arrived on scene, Rihanna has been showing off her naturally hot female form at every opportunity, without need for a cause or applause, just because she can. I respect the hell out of that. And I thank her. While staring at her nipples. I can't help it. Enjoy.

Rihanna Braless for the Bestest Clippers Fan Ever

To be fair, I'm not sure Rihanna is actually a Clippers fan. She seems to be at games for lots of different teams. She certainly gets the good seats. The last game I went to at the Staples Center I had to wear an oxygen tank to reach my seats. But I guess when you're a hot bodied pop diva who hates bras, you get preferred seating. Fair enough. Nobody needs to see my pasty face eating a hot dog.

Rihanna brought her free jigglers and white tank show to the Clippers-Thunder game last night and while it didn't prevent the Clippers from going out in six, it did help many more guys have a good time at the game despite the loss. We desperately admire Rihanna for her willingness to let it all hang out wherever and whenever. If she could avoid arrest, she probably would've skipped the top altogether. Who knows, that might've thrown Durant off his game. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Upskirt, Olivia Munn Cleavage, and Rihanna Deep Booty Crack Highlight the Met Gala After-Party Hotness

Everybody knows the after-party is always so much better than the party itself. I mean, so I'm told by people I know who get invited to such fancy affairs. I didn't even realize that once you got dressed up super fancy, you had to go get re-dressed for the next stop in your evening, but fashion demands are high, as are our needs to see even slinkier gowns on the hot ladies, so I'm completely down with this phenomenon. Just look what came of it.

Rihanna stepped out in an even lower-back cut dress that revealed half of her gloriously hot thumper, stealing the red carpet with pure asstastic. Olivia Munn was not far behind with her deep cleavage show. And then there was Kate Upton, not such a revealing dress for her, but it certainly show off a lot while seated in the back of her limo, accidentally flashing her panties to the world. Or maybe it was just to me, but I'll let you look as well. Hey, Kate Upton upskirts are not something you horde, lest you be cast overboard when discovered. It was quite an evening. Enjoy.

Rihanna Sheer Boobtastic, Kim Kardashian Panties Flash, Zoe Kravitz Near Lady Nest Exhibition and Other Goodies from the Costume Institute Ball at the Met

I can always tell when one of the season's grand balls is taking place, because I'm home eating Klondike bars and watching Lifetime and wondering when my Prince Charming will arrive to pick me up. He never comes, ah, the story of my life. But, thankfully, I do have spies at all of these events, spies with powerful lenses to pick up the hotness from a bevy of decked out ladies trying to out show-off each other on the red carpet of the Metropolitan Museum. The Costume Institute Ball is one of the biggest celebrity galas of the Spring season, a must attend for the rich and famous, the famous, the rich, or just super hot women who get to walk amongst them.

The haute couture led to some surprisingly nice revelations, including Zoe Kravitz slit skirt nearly revealing her fine feathered lady friend in a commando undercarriage, Kim Kardashian flashing her Spanx looking boy hold-them-togethers, Beyonce looking cleavetastic, Rihanna sheer funbag show, Zoe Saldana looking wicked hot, Kendall Jenner looking all grown up, and much much more. Was that event of the season, as they say. I'll say this -- if you love your dress up sextastics, you at least had to peep from the rope line. Quite a show indeed. Enjoy.

iHeart Music Awards Bring Out Shakira, Selena Gomez, Pia Toscana and Other Pop Music Hotties

If you're going to really celebrate music, why not bring out a bunch of super hot girls who mostly make some pretty horrible music, but look pretty damn awesome doing so. The fine ladies of pop music like Rihanna, Shakira, Pia Toscana, Hilary Duff, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande and other fine lovely lasses of the auto-tuned and produced pop music world brought down the house at the iHeart Music Awards last night in Los Angeles.

As you know, what the world needs right now is even more award shows to give the same people trophies over and over again for fronting somebody else's music created on somebody's PC at home. Well, maybe not so much that, but any opportunity to bring out the petite sextastics is fine by me. I love seeing the girls of my various rated dreams in various decked out wardrobes trying to out preen one another. Until somebody breaks into song, I am very much in this moment. Enjoy.