The apex of the week has been achieved. If apex means end, I can never remember. Here were are on a Friday. The tech team began drinking here at Egotastic! on Wednesday just to get a head start. One beer between them and their pretty much snookered for 72 hours. Their pale skinny bodies are uniquely unable to process alcohol. As for the rest of us here in the penthouse basement suite, we don’t touch a drop of the good stuff until we’ve carefully reviewed all the goodies in the goody bag known as Reader Finds. And this week’s bag has some goodies alright.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Rihanna greasy boobtastic in Esquire behind the scenes (thank you to EgoReader ‘Justin B’), Lily Allen funbags slipping out on British TV (kudos to ‘Marcus” for this treasure), Erin O’Brien ginger topped Jailbait (wow, luscious lovely stills from ‘Ben B.’), Rosanna Arquette topless in her hey day (hey days via ‘Kenny’), Sharon Hinnendael in not one, but two getting jiggy with topless girls fun parts (visual treats courtesy of ‘Eileen’), sisterly topless Lynette and Leigh Harris classic skinematic lust (dropped off kindly by ‘Sir Jest’), Virginia Madsen an unsung hero of the topless thespianics (delivered to the doorstep by ‘Francis’), Anne Hathaway quite topless in her early work (luscious Hathaways from the mind of ‘Devon’), Scarlett Johansson cleavage in Lucy (delightful melons thanks to ‘O-Bomb’), Gillian Jacobs topless perfect ta-ta’s (oh, what a visual day with help from ‘Ben O’), Mimi Rogers and her epic epic bare funbags (first wife of Cruise treats a la ‘Owen D.’), Marisa Tomei such underrated hottie bare tops (loves me some Tomei promoted by ‘Sullivan’), Elizabeth Olsen flashing her sweet teatly treats (the finest Olsen sister bare via ‘Steve H.’), Keira Knightly topless untouched in Interview magazine (submitted by so many of you god-fearing readers, thanks), Calvin Klein would be model Myla Delbasio nekkid modeling pics (she’s not “fat” Calvin, she’s perfect, much obliged to ‘David M.’), and last but not least, Gwendoline Christie statuesque and nekkid without her armor on (lovely addition by ‘Michael G.’). You can’t handle the tubes! Or can you? Enjoy.
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Pop princess and seriously sexy person Rihanna is smoking hot in a spread in the December issue of Elle Magazine. She wears different revealing outfits that all feature some serious cleav. But the really exciting pics are the ones that are covered topless. Rihanna has an incredibly boobtacular pair of funbags. They are big and plump like a melon only made of booby flesh. I’ve been a fan of Rihanna’s ta-tas since back when I first saw them in one of those Bring It On movies that she was in for some reason. The movie wasn’t great but it did feature Rihanna’s boobies. I’d like to thank Elle Magazine for making these pics happen. A special shout out goes to whoever thought up Rihanna just going ahead and taking her shirt off.
Luckily, Rihanna likes to have her chichis hanging out a good deal of the time. Call it fashion, call it provocative, I am all for it.
Wow. Damn. And one more wow. I don’t care if you’re a Rihanna luster such as myself or not, you have to admit this Bajan diva photographs like just about none other. You throw in half-nekkid wardrobe, covered topless, and all kinds of water and oil spray downs, and this Rihanna picture set in the December edition of Esquire magazine is simply off the charts. I’m not sure who makes the charts, but if you do, please let them know they might need a bigger chart.
I’ve been fond of Rihanna since first we met in the virtual eyeballing era. That body on this sultry pop star, it’s just an epically cut diamond in the heavenly rough. Those long taut legs and tight abs and beautiful boobtastic all wrapped in a preening, posing, exhibitionist unctuous shimmering form. It’s just something to behold. And or hold if you ever should be so fortunate. Well done, Rihanna. We’ve got room on the bandwagon if you want to climb aboard. Enjoy.
I’ve never quite understood why so many adults feel compelled to dress up in costume on Halloween, especially grown ups who spend their professional lives getting into fake characters to begin with. But who am I to argue when every single sextastic celebrity in Hollywood feels the peer pressure to dress up in something on the naughtier side every October 31st. I suppose I can live with it.
There were a number of big parties over the Halloween weekend. New York, L.A., London. Kate Hudson’s annual fest. Other must-attend gigs for dozens and dozens of A-list hotties in make up and often quite revealing outfit. While Aubrey O’Day and Heidi Klum went for ornate cool outfits, others like Kelly Brook and Alessandra Ambrosio and Joanna Krupa went for kitties and devils and everything lovely and candy sweet revealing. Halloween really is one of the single best show-off holidays of the year. The pagans knew exactly what they were doing. Check out some of the best of Halloween 2014 in the gallery. It’s a hot trip. Enjoy.
A solid charitable cause and even more solid rockstar hot sextastic celebrities showing off their wares at the amfAR Gala in Los Angeles last night. Wow, talk about everybody showing up in their finest and tiniest.
I think it’s fair to say Miley Cyrus stole the show in her Craigslist Casual Encounters dress that barely covered her nipples, let alone much else. Not far behind in exhibitionism was Rihanna was pasties keeping some slight modesty, Lauren Cohan and her mega pillows of joy pushed up toward the sky, Kat Dennings so hot, Alessandra Ambrosio, and more. I know it’s probably not appropriate to be non-stop hitting on girls at an AIDS research event, but had my invitation not got lost in the mail, I’m sure I would have had difficult doing otherwise. Just so much celebrity skin live and in person. Wow. I’m guessing donations went well. Enjoy.
I don’t know who Alexander Wang is, but I guess his yoga workout outfits cost more than my shorts and t-shirt from Target by some exponential factor. Not that that’s a concern for Rihanna who was preening about New York in his super snug Lycra crop top and leggings so snug that Rihanna’s lady nest was starting to cry for air. At least, I’m pretty sure I heard it.
I’m not exactly who besides Rihanna with an absolutely perfectly toned body gifted by the gods would fit into this particularly expensive fashion statement. Then again, the ones who can I truly encourage to try. The sight of Rihanna’s top and shapely booty trucking around New York almost made Fashion Week relevant to men for several seconds. Keep up the good and skin-tight work Rihanna, and Alexander, whoever you are. Enjoy.
Here’s an interesting dichotomy. Half of Tinsel Town is lamenting the release of revealing hacked cell phone pictures while the other half are publishing revealing cell phone pictures to social media outlets. It’s not really half vs. half as many of them are the very same celebrities. I understand there’s a big difference between having your sextastic photos stolen and shared versus you deciding to share them. I’m not a three-digit IQ, but I am super super close. Still, I bet my childhood priest would’ve promptly announced that both sets of provocatively posing women were going to Hell, along with me naturally. I can only hope Hell doesn’t allow any clothing. That would be epic.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup include Bar Refeali in multiple POV bikini selfies, McKayla Maroney showing off cleavage, Jen Selter and her sweet lady humps, Rihanna bikini sideboob spectacular, Kendall Jenner long lovely legs, Alexa Vega bikini bottom scoping, Ireland Baldwin popsicle sucking, Joanna Krupa hot bikini goodness, and much much more. You owe it to the generous gods who bring us NFL football each year after Labor Day to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social media shares. Try not to injure yourself, but if you do, do not apply adhesive strips. Just a suggestion. Enjoy.