Sexy pop singer Rihanna and model Melissa Ford were hanging out in teeny tiny bikinis in Barbados. Rihanna was visiting her native island and she brought along her ta-tas for her homecoming. Rih-Rih has one amazing body. Look at her tight stomach, those sexy legs, and her unbelievable shakeable booty. But Melissa is no slouch. She has on a bathing suit with several pieces cut out of it. She’s got a bigger set of chichis than Rihanna but that doesn’t mean that there isn’t plenty of room to enjoy ogling both sets of sweater hams. I am not prejudiced. There is room in this wide world for all sorts of boobies. Big ones, little ones, and in betweensies. I would like to join these gals on their next trip to Barbados. I would gladly be their cabana boy and get them mai thais.
Look, I don’t ask for much. Just an all expenses paid trip to a tropical paradise so that I can stare at a really sexy superstar. Is that so much to ask?
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The hotties were out in full force for Rihanna‘s first annual Diamond Ball. Ms. Rihanna herself was looking glamorous and boobtacular in a pink ball gown. I am a big fan of Rihanna’s chichis whether they are in a tight shirt or on the red carpet, they always satisfy. Speaking of funbags, my favorite pair of ta-tas ever in the history of the world belong to Salma Hayek. Her dress was satisfactorily tight and showed off her incredible curves. Kim Kardashian also showed off her legendary sweater hams in a low cut top and fishnet stockings.
I have to find a way to snag an invite to next year’s ball. Maybe I can slip in with someone’s entourage. I look like someone’s driver, right?
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I know, it’s hard to imagine anyone hold an important fashion event without me being in attendance to comment on the haute couture. I am after all ranked number 17 in the world by Uppity Fashion Critics magazine’s Top 100 Snooty Fashionistas. Something I’m both proud of and tremendously ashamed at the very same time. But the British Fashion Awards took place without me, but by way of far greater gets, they did have a gaggle of sextastic celebrities decked out in their finest in my stead.
Kendall Jenner looked quite desirable, as did young model Suki Waterhouse in a see-through top, Rihanna braless, and Rita Ora looking cleavetastic as usual, but never taken for granted. That right there was several eyefuls of hot lady boobtastic strutting the red carpet and making clothes be somewhat relevant on a woman for at least one London evening. Next year, I’ll expect a front row invitation, BFA’s. And, please, don’t hector me if you happen to notice I’m on my back on the runway with my camera facing up. It’s how I relax my tense back. Enjoy.
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The apex of the week has been achieved. If apex means end, I can never remember. Here were are on a Friday. The tech team began drinking here at Egotastic! on Wednesday just to get a head start. One beer between them and their pretty much snookered for 72 hours. Their pale skinny bodies are uniquely unable to process alcohol. As for the rest of us here in the penthouse basement suite, we don’t touch a drop of the good stuff until we’ve carefully reviewed all the goodies in the goody bag known as Reader Finds. And this week’s bag has some goodies alright.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Rihanna greasy boobtastic in Esquire behind the scenes (thank you to EgoReader ‘Justin B’), Lily Allen funbags slipping out on British TV (kudos to ‘Marcus” for this treasure), Erin O’Brien ginger topped Jailbait (wow, luscious lovely stills from ‘Ben B.’), Rosanna Arquette topless in her hey day (hey days via ‘Kenny’), Sharon Hinnendael in not one, but two getting jiggy with topless girls fun parts (visual treats courtesy of ‘Eileen’), sisterly topless Lynette and Leigh Harris classic skinematic lust (dropped off kindly by ‘Sir Jest’), Virginia Madsen an unsung hero of the topless thespianics (delivered to the doorstep by ‘Francis’), Anne Hathaway quite topless in her early work (luscious Hathaways from the mind of ‘Devon’), Scarlett Johansson cleavage in Lucy (delightful melons thanks to ‘O-Bomb’), Gillian Jacobs topless perfect ta-ta’s (oh, what a visual day with help from ‘Ben O’), Mimi Rogers and her epic epic bare funbags (first wife of Cruise treats a la ‘Owen D.’), Marisa Tomei such underrated hottie bare tops (loves me some Tomei promoted by ‘Sullivan’), Elizabeth Olsen flashing her sweet teatly treats (the finest Olsen sister bare via ‘Steve H.’), Keira Knightly topless untouched in Interview magazine (submitted by so many of you god-fearing readers, thanks), Calvin Klein would be model Myla Delbasio nekkid modeling pics (she’s not “fat” Calvin, she’s perfect, much obliged to ‘David M.’), and last but not least, Gwendoline Christie statuesque and nekkid without her armor on (lovely addition by ‘Michael G.’). You can’t handle the tubes! Or can you? Enjoy.
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Pop princess and seriously sexy person Rihanna is smoking hot in a spread in the December issue of Elle Magazine. She wears different revealing outfits that all feature some serious cleav. But the really exciting pics are the ones that are covered topless. Rihanna has an incredibly boobtacular pair of funbags. They are big and plump like a melon only made of booby flesh. I’ve been a fan of Rihanna’s ta-tas since back when I first saw them in one of those Bring It On movies that she was in for some reason. The movie wasn’t great but it did feature Rihanna’s boobies. I’d like to thank Elle Magazine for making these pics happen. A special shout out goes to whoever thought up Rihanna just going ahead and taking her shirt off.
Luckily, Rihanna likes to have her chichis hanging out a good deal of the time. Call it fashion, call it provocative, I am all for it.
Wow. Damn. And one more wow. I don’t care if you’re a Rihanna luster such as myself or not, you have to admit this Bajan diva photographs like just about none other. You throw in half-nekkid wardrobe, covered topless, and all kinds of water and oil spray downs, and this Rihanna picture set in the December edition of Esquire magazine is simply off the charts. I’m not sure who makes the charts, but if you do, please let them know they might need a bigger chart.
I’ve been fond of Rihanna since first we met in the virtual eyeballing era. That body on this sultry pop star, it’s just an epically cut diamond in the heavenly rough. Those long taut legs and tight abs and beautiful boobtastic all wrapped in a preening, posing, exhibitionist unctuous shimmering form. It’s just something to behold. And or hold if you ever should be so fortunate. Well done, Rihanna. We’ve got room on the bandwagon if you want to climb aboard. Enjoy.
I’ve never quite understood why so many adults feel compelled to dress up in costume on Halloween, especially grown ups who spend their professional lives getting into fake characters to begin with. But who am I to argue when every single sextastic celebrity in Hollywood feels the peer pressure to dress up in something on the naughtier side every October 31st. I suppose I can live with it.
There were a number of big parties over the Halloween weekend. New York, L.A., London. Kate Hudson’s annual fest. Other must-attend gigs for dozens and dozens of A-list hotties in make up and often quite revealing outfit. While Aubrey O’Day and Heidi Klum went for ornate cool outfits, others like Kelly Brook and Alessandra Ambrosio and Joanna Krupa went for kitties and devils and everything lovely and candy sweet revealing. Halloween really is one of the single best show-off holidays of the year. The pagans knew exactly what they were doing. Check out some of the best of Halloween 2014 in the gallery. It’s a hot trip. Enjoy.