Britney Spears Recovering with her Hired Nurse

For those of you who don't know, Britney Spears BROKE HER LEG . It was a horrible video shared on her social media - the sound along resonated in the depths of my CORE.

Her boyfriend is helping her nurse back to health, and I guess they did this photoshoot to celebrate healing.

I always just assumed that her boyfriend was her hired handler that they disguised as her personal trainer. She was under conservatorship for so long, that everything about her was some level of "prisoner" being held captive. I guess that would possibly constitute as sex work, like he was some Richard Gere in American Gigolo only better because he gets to be with HOT Britney Spears. Which I guess wouldn't be work at all, despite her mental illness, possibly episodes from being a child star raised in a fish bowl her whole life, but other than that. She's BRITNEY SPEARS!!

This shoot is perfectly racy. Is this the opening sequence in her own "One Night in Paris" / "Kim K Superstar", if it is, I've been waiting for this moment for all my life.