Renee Olstead

Renee Olstead Blonde (Which Kills Us) but Cleavy (Which Brings Us Back to Life)

By Bill Swift | January 9, 2013 @ 10:34 am

Renee Olstead Reveals Cleavage at W Mag and Guess Event in Hollywood

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Well, what can you do? Our secret ginger lust crush back to being blonde in public, BUT... oh, that delicious body of Renee Olstead, back and showing off at a W Magazine red carpet, full duty cleavage with her killer smile and just making us wish, oh, how we wish, for the return of the original ginger.

We hate to look a super hot gift horse in the mouth, but, please, Renee, bring back the red. The world needs it now more than ever. Enjoy.

Renee Olstead Returning to Red and Sextastic in Regard Magazine

By Bill Swift | December 13, 2012 @ 9:31 am

Renee Olstead is a Sexy Red Head in Regard Magazine December 2012

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While our formerly ginger secret lust crush, Renee Olstead, has not quite yet reverted back to her pure redheaded form, we'll accept the pseudo-red and the hot bodied views of the sextastic singer and thespianic as she appears in Regard magazine this month.

We love Renee's smile in her photo spreads as it allows us to desperately imagine that she's thinking about us as she's posing for the cameras. A stretch? Perhaps, but when it comes to the Egotastic! fantasy meter, Renee Olstead sends our thermometers well past the red and into bursting levels. Enjoy.

WHEN RENEE WAS TRULY GINGER AND CLOSER TO SIN

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Renee Olstead, a Return to Red, a Return to That Delightful Tingle

By Bill Swift | November 2, 2012 @ 11:43 am

Well, it's not exactly back to the natural ginger yet, but baby steps as our original redheaded crush Renee Olstead just exited from the land of blondes back into the realm of the fiery reds.

Consider us in Ready to Tingle mode....

WE ARE GETTING CLOSER TO A RETURN TO GINGER MADNESS

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Renee Olstead Busty Goodness Breaksout on Red Carpet for Assassins Creed III Launch

By Bill Swift | October 25, 2012 @ 12:57 pm

Renee Olstead Busty Goodness at Assassin's Creed III Launch Party

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Perhaps the highlight of the week's sextastic news was notice from Renee Olstead herself that on November 3, 2012, our original ginger lust crush will be returning to her natural state of redheadedness. Fireplug topped to match the rest of her bodacious form.

We are counting the days, hours, and minutes.

In the interim, we can grab an eyeful of the busty young thespianic and singer from her appearance on the red carpet of the Assassin's Creed III launch party last night in Hollywood. A bunch of hottie were out in full force, but our mojo was swayed toward the hefty huggables on Renee, and when she goes back to ginger, I think we're going to need to enter a permanent state of medication. Enjoy.

BRING BACK THE GINGER!

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Renee Olstead Nipple Slips Her Way Back Into Our (Future) Ginger Loving Hearts

By Bill Swift | October 22, 2012 @ 2:28 pm

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Renee Olstead Nip Slips at Dita Von Teese Collection Launch Party in LA

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We got some great news last week from Renee Olstead herself that our former ginger secret lush crush would once again, soon, be returning to her firebrand red topped self. Oh, that was happy news around these parts. We threw a little celebration, and by that I mean we wedgied the new tech intern, juvenile, but it's never lost its grade school charm, especially when they squeal.

But, now, hark, an even better surprise perhaps as Renee had a little wardrobe malfunction (err, ogler good fortune) as her corset top pushed up her lovely pair to the point of a nipple slip at the Dita Von Teese Collection Launch Party in L.A. We're quite sure that famed burlesque dancer Dita could relate to such a public exposure, only Dita gets paid to work such magic. As for Renee, she'll have to settle for our undying and unrequited affections. Enjoy.

Renee Olstead Makes Us Love Life With Sextastic Red Carpet Appearance at Charity Event

By Bill Swift | September 24, 2012 @ 10:27 am

Renee Olstead Flashing Cleavage at 'Life is Love' Event in LA

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We will forever begrudge Renee Olstead for losing her ginger locks and the very powerful source of our secret lust crush upon her frame and person. However, we'd be lying (more than usual) if we didn't admit to still highly and heavily lusting her blonde treats in her various smiling appearances about Hollywood's red carpets, premieres, and socially-minded community events.

Over the weekend at the 'Life is Love' event, Renee lit up the crimson walkway with a little dress that starts to show to us the young lady we first fell in lust with, sans the ruby top. One day, we'll convince Renee to bring back the red and powerful and show up for one of the photoshoots we keep inviting her to attend, and that day will be ginger and grand indeed. Enjoy.

RED HAIR, RED APPLE, NAUGHTY SNAKE -- IT ALL WORKED TO PERFECTION

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Renee Olstead Set to Release New Single, We Swoon at Anything Renee Olstead

By Bill Swift | July 3, 2012 @ 8:18 am

Just a head's up lusters of all things formerly ginger, Renee Olstead, our hot crush with the pipes of a Siren, dark and sultry. Renee is releasing a new single this month called 'She's Got Your Name' and we had an early listen. It was so deep we woke in a pool of tears mixed with a shredded pair of white lace panties. Not even sure where those came from, but it was one hell of a dream.

Check out Renee's new music this month, even we continue to beg her to return to her former redheaded self. For the sake of our sanity.